any plans for your birthday?
If I'm free I'll swing my pants down your way
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Sun 6 May 2012, 16:07,
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Happy birthday..
Posterise and edge a picture of yourself or it aint true!
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:13,
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Ta very much, but it won't be until Thursday.
In other news: Almost 15k. Blimey.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:24,
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Buys a supply of mind bleach in anticipation of your celerbratory post! ;-)
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:33,
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I did one for 10k and was underwhelmed by the lack of people gaz'ing me for sex.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:40,
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Everyone knows I'm an aging old scruffy bearded hippy....
So no one bothered even asking for a naked photo on my 10,000
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:45,
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I don't think I'll do one for my 10k...
I don't want to be made responsible for the burned out eyes such a photo would cause. XD
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:50,
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That's not the point
It's the creative use of SFW nudity that counts
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:53,
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Your skirting boards are nice and clean.....
It's amazing how many b3tans post pictures of themselfs with dirty skirting in the background...
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Sun 6 May 2012, 18:06,
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filthy Didos'?
nice legs, shame about the wtf? is that anyhow?!
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Sun 6 May 2012, 21:32,
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You cannot kill that that does not live
Judge Death chooses not to inhabit such a horrific host body
etc etc :)
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Sun 6 May 2012, 16:08,
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etc etc :)
haha BOING!
a) I'd forgotten about boing and b) childish erection noises to accompany boobs :D
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Sun 6 May 2012, 16:19,
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Encased in carbonite, they'll be quite safe in there.... as loang as they survived the...........
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Sun 6 May 2012, 16:58,
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I had a dream about a particular person on b3ta last night
specifically that they were a small-time actor who had appeared in Harry Potter and that my sister was in love with them.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 16:24,
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hahaha :)
hmm, may well miss my candleday tomorrow, what with it being a bank holiday, the parents being in llandudno and me spending most of the day getting pissed and watching the snooker!
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Sun 6 May 2012, 16:33,
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I thought I was weird, having dreams about people from b3ta.....
Even though I'v never met anyone (Except one) from here and have no idea what they look like or sound like or act like...
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Sun 6 May 2012, 16:56,
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Not so far :-)
Last dream I can remember is.
I was flying in a jet fighter having a dog fight, but behind my pilots seat there were 2 sofas facing each other, accros between a people carrier and a motor home, I won the fight, then I was a spy, but I realised I was also a dog, and spied by traveling around London in a taxi, and had to got to number 10 to report directly to the prime minister.....
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:12,
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I was flying in a jet fighter having a dog fight, but behind my pilots seat there were 2 sofas facing each other, accros between a people carrier and a motor home, I won the fight, then I was a spy, but I realised I was also a dog, and spied by traveling around London in a taxi, and had to got to number 10 to report directly to the prime minister.....
The most interesting dream I can remember from more recently
is I was on a subway train with an SAS soldier, involved in some sort of firefight, so we had to disconnect the carriage the enemy were in. When we got to the surface, it was in Blackpool, and there was a dreadnaught firing on the promenade.
Oh, and then there was one where I was in some sort of special forces squad sneaking around uni, when we were stopped by security.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:34,
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Oh, and then there was one where I was in some sort of special forces squad sneaking around uni, when we were stopped by security.
Andy McNab said his worst experience when on a particular opo was....
"Being stopped by a university security guard"
Should have placed a claymore outside his office...
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:43,
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Should have placed a claymore outside his office...
I've been trying to lucid dream lately
mainly because a majority of my dreams are nowhere near as exciting as that one.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:52,
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Put your alarm on a 20 minute snooze cycle,
And just keep going back to sleep, works a treat...
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Sun 6 May 2012, 18:00,
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Yeah, I've heard of something like this.
Except it was sleep for 6 hours, stay awake for an hour then go back to bed. I've tried it and it just doesn't work.
That idea seems valid though. :)
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Sun 6 May 2012, 18:04,
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That idea seems valid though. :)
Try it for four hours instead of six
You might find that fits your cycle a bit better
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Sun 6 May 2012, 18:08,
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Yeah~ I usually start having more vivid dreams when I'm forced to hit the snooze button a number of times.
Even in five minute intervals I can get some interesting results.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 18:14,
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Yes I forget to say....
Set the alarm for a couple of hours before you would have had a full nights sleep....
Also works a treat in you get rat arsed the night before and are incapable of getting up, but you just keep setting that alarm to interupt your sleep every 20 or 30 minutes or so
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Sun 6 May 2012, 18:14,
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Also works a treat in you get rat arsed the night before and are incapable of getting up, but you just keep setting that alarm to interupt your sleep every 20 or 30 minutes or so
I do tend to find I have more interesting dreams if I'm piss-drunk. XD
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Sun 6 May 2012, 18:30,
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No, sir.
Judge Death is a recurring character from 2000AD.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Death
And Maggie was hatched from a serpent's egg in 1925.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil
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Sun 6 May 2012, 18:16,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Death
And Maggie was hatched from a serpent's egg in 1925.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil
Shush!
He thinks he's beem smoking and drinking loads more recently, he's not twigged I'm stealing it when he's passed out!
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:15,
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*Glees and clicks*
The Glob possesses Superhuman Class 100 strength and is allergic to consumme.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 18:33,
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The Moon is the closest it will be all year.
Click for bigger (50 kb)
Taken with a Nikon D80 200mm lens, turned out quite well I thought.
Having moved from Manchester (UK) to California, I have discovered there are things above the clouds(We don't really do clouds here), including a thing called the Moon. Who would have thunk it?
It's okay though I have a plan to catch it.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 15:27,
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Click for bigger (50 kb)
Taken with a Nikon D80 200mm lens, turned out quite well I thought.
Having moved from Manchester (UK) to California, I have discovered there are things above the clouds(We don't really do clouds here), including a thing called the Moon. Who would have thunk it?
It's okay though I have a plan to catch it.
If in doubt, poke with a stick.
Edit:- Si in nuto poke per a virga
All I need now is a coat of arms, cats rampant of course.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 16:23,
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All I need now is a coat of arms, cats rampant of course.
I understand all of that except for lballoonl
I don't know what that is
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Sun 6 May 2012, 15:30,
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You'll need half a bottle of vodka 15 pirates and a large amount of various herbs to smoke and it will be come very clear.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 15:58,
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I'm happy you posted this
It's too overcast to see much more than a big glowy thing in the sky above Brisbane. Thank you!
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Sun 6 May 2012, 15:37,
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The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon!
The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! Lunar. The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon! The moon!
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Sun 6 May 2012, 15:39,
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Started looking for Tom Waits' I'll shoot the moon...
...and ended up browsing old clips of You're Innocent When You Dream...and dug up The Black Rider from the basement. Thusly clicked =)
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Sun 6 May 2012, 16:33,
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Woo :)
This has given me a massive flashback to many hours wasted playing Maelstrom at work (one of the 1st half decent games available for the Mac early 1990's)
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Sun 6 May 2012, 16:04,
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good afternoon
borderline nsfw what with having a drawn fanny, but meh
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Sun 6 May 2012, 14:20,
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I bet it was tricky for her to take her bra off with those gloves on
they don't look very practical.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 14:26,
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Just use "search google with this image"
Result, visually similar images: www.fancydressoutlet.co.uk/images/BA300.jpg
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Sun 6 May 2012, 14:35,
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funny how a collection of lines can look just like a fanny
also: this is very good
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Sun 6 May 2012, 15:05,
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I am still finding it hard to see how this has not been Modedited?
EDIT: to see how this has not been Modedited
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Sun 6 May 2012, 21:39,
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NSFW!
Fortunately, I'm not at work at the moment. I like this picture very much.
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Mon 7 May 2012, 5:32,
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Mine was better. *
Mine was done with feeling.
Also done behind the back of my boss who was looking at me curiously as I was furiously scribbling on my A4 Pad.
* Mine was crap. This deserves to win the compo.
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Mon 7 May 2012, 2:51,
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Also done behind the back of my boss who was looking at me curiously as I was furiously scribbling on my A4 Pad.
* Mine was crap. This deserves to win the compo.
The gloves are off, I see
*giggles* I love the barely adequate Y-fronts a LOT
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Sun 6 May 2012, 13:20,
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I can recommend it if you want to know
what it's like to be zombified O_o
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Sun 6 May 2012, 13:59,
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haha these are ace :D
I'm going to spend the rest of the day tripping to the top one
can I add/steal it for my profile please?
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Sun 6 May 2012, 14:28,
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can I add/steal it for my profile please?
\o/
woo!! edit: spending tooooo much time scrolling down here :))
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Sun 6 May 2012, 21:04,
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Hahah! oh man
Loving this. Deadly combination! :D *starts humming 'Dad's Army' theme*
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Sun 6 May 2012, 13:05,
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I no longer know how to use a biro. XD
Wonderful work :) *clicks*
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:12,
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Ouhhh, this is gorgeous stuff!
The shading and detail is second to none, and I love the humour of it too.
This gets a MASSIVE click from me! Fantastic!
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:16,
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This gets a MASSIVE click from me! Fantastic!
:D
*Clickies*
Your stuff always puts a smile on my face biro-bloke.
You obscenely talented bastard you.
:D
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:47,
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Your stuff always puts a smile on my face biro-bloke.
You obscenely talented bastard you.
:D
I've never seen it so slow here...
Is there something incredible on the telly or something?
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Sun 6 May 2012, 10:47,
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I'm up late because I was busy posting undeniable artistic masterpieces at 1:10AM.
Love the pic.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 10:54,
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It's a Bank Holiday Weekend in the UK, so excessive alcohol consumption takes precedent.
There was also the matter of the FA Cup Final, yesterday, which may have distracted an unknown percentage of b3tans.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 11:10,
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That's probably it, Captain.
It's a long weekend here in Aus, too. Labour Day tomorrow, but I've no idea how many Aussies contribute to the board so I guess it's going to be quiet.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 11:57,
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The great Flouncequake of 2011 took LS18, who posted a fair bit.
The aftershocks have rippled into 2012, claiming a few other frequent participants.
Twitter also claimed a large chunk of b3tans about 18 months ago. The conversations that used to be held on here were taken elsewhere, and many of those that departed rarely return.
Normally, these gaps are filled by new members, but the days of Newbie Tuesday being awash with 'L' plates also seems to have fallen dramatically.
The reasons for this are legion, and I'm sure most people have their own opinions as to what those reasons are.
EDIT: Add to that a distinct lack of Valin.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:25,
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Twitter also claimed a large chunk of b3tans about 18 months ago. The conversations that used to be held on here were taken elsewhere, and many of those that departed rarely return.
Normally, these gaps are filled by new members, but the days of Newbie Tuesday being awash with 'L' plates also seems to have fallen dramatically.
The reasons for this are legion, and I'm sure most people have their own opinions as to what those reasons are.
EDIT: Add to that a distinct lack of Valin.
It is a bit quiet on here today, isn't it?
I mean, my thread is STILL on this page. XD
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Sun 6 May 2012, 11:49,
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Leaving threads all over
MY GRANDSON COULD FALL OVER THEM!
AND CHOKE TO DEATH!
MY GRANDSON!
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Sun 6 May 2012, 11:50,
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AND CHOKE TO DEATH!
MY GRANDSON!
There should be a warning on pictures with small pixels, sharp points, etc.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:13,
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crikey, pixels have sharp edges
unless it's on an old telly in which there are a variety of slighty rounded edges
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:15,
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Is innit
Maybe there are biro masterpieces in the making
alas not from me as my hand is borked :(
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Sun 6 May 2012, 11:53,
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alas not from me as my hand is borked :(
Sucks :(
I'm probably gonna make a start on a biro-drawn GIF today. Dunno what I'm actually going to animate though.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 11:56,
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I already did one of them, the one actually named Bourbon Fox.
I did have an idea of animating them both, but it's just a case of getting reference, for different angles of a gun that doesn't exist.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:08,
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You'd probably find this book handy if you could find some way to order it.
kotaku.com/5904231/manga-girls-show-improper-gun-and-knife-use/gallery/1
I'd just be wanking over the pics of the girl wearing latex.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:13,
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I'd just be wanking over the pics of the girl wearing latex.
Interesting.
I know there's an arts and crafts shop nearby full of books like this... but they don't open till tomorrow, and the books probably cost a fortune :(
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:25,
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Fox with tits? :D
I was looking forward to doing some arts but my stupid old hands refuse to let me hold a biro
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:04,
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Hmm... maybe.
The idea mentioned above is pretty damn good. Just a case of putting it down on paper, and making it actually look decent. XD
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:11,
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My hand has become deformed from only ever holding a mouse and cups of tea
*but probably the claw thing as its the tendons in fingers, hand and arm up to the elbow
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:21,
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still, with a wielded mouse or cups of tea one can take over the world.
So it becomes a matter of perspective.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:29,
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Nobby, it's plain old colouring pencils on sandpaper
Many years ago when I was a starving art-material-bereft person, I couldn't afford to buy proper toothed pastel paper or pastels, so I figured the next best thing was sandpaper. Over the course of six months, I did a lot of messing about and found that 400 - 600 grit black sandpaper gave me the best results, it takes and holds the colour brilliantly and you get this amazing soft texture! Fur and feathers come up really well with this technique, and I've got a few pics on my wall of my finished ones. Sadly my hard drive died late last year, so I only have a few pics of those, but I'll see if I can scavenge one or two up from my ImgageShack account. Thanks for the lovely compliment, too *hug*
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:20,
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Absolute-mutherfrikkin'-genius!
I've got to get me some sandpaper. STAT.
TO THE NOBOMOBILE!
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:25,
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TO THE NOBOMOBILE!
As threatened, I found another one
I'll probably chuck a few up here every now and then just to lull everyone into a false sense of security before BLAM! More Murdoc and Kurt silliness :D
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:36,
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I'll probably chuck a few up here every now and then just to lull everyone into a false sense of security before BLAM! More Murdoc and Kurt silliness :D
this is lovely
i have a thing for parrots/parakeets. wouldn't ever want to keep one, but i think they're amazing looking creatures.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 16:36,
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that's genius innit
I've never heard of this before, maybe it could start a movement
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:32,
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Well, I was going to build myself a webpage, bought the domain SandpaperArt for it and all
but that was years ago and I'd say it's lapsed by now so the field is WIDE OPEN
Anyway, I'd rather share ideas than hoard them, screw that for a game of soldiers. A candle is not dimmed by the lighting of another. Share the wealth, I always say.
I'd like to have a go at scratchboarding one day, but again, maybe when I have more time on my hands. I'm still well in love with this drawing tablet.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:40,
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Anyway, I'd rather share ideas than hoard them, screw that for a game of soldiers. A candle is not dimmed by the lighting of another. Share the wealth, I always say.
I'd like to have a go at scratchboarding one day, but again, maybe when I have more time on my hands. I'm still well in love with this drawing tablet.
^this O_O
also niiiice what with this latest compo with being back into pen & paper
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Sun 6 May 2012, 22:06,
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Lovely stuff, Sand paper! haha, I'll have to give that a go :-)
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Sun 6 May 2012, 15:18,
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I'M GOING INNNNN
Woo! Reminds me of the cover to the Wonderwall single.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 11:38,
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Ah, yes...
Bless the 60s and album covers you can stare at for ages... kids today don't know what they're missing with their microchip sized album covers on their ipods...
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Sun 6 May 2012, 12:01,
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Why did Donald join the navy? what was he running from? where was he stationed? what horrors did he witness?
and how come Mickey has a dog as a pet (Pluto) and another as a best friend (Goofy)? Maybe Pluto is a sex slave with the collar and everything.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 8:53,
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and how come Mickey has a dog as a pet (Pluto) and another as a best friend (Goofy)? Maybe Pluto is a sex slave with the collar and everything.
Maybe he was the mascot?
In any case, pssst: img692.imageshack.us/img692/2351/frogbeat.jpg
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Sun 6 May 2012, 9:32,
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And why is Clarabelle Cow friends with Mickey, while she is at the same time afraid of mice?
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Sun 6 May 2012, 9:28,
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and how is there a mouse the same size as a fucking cow?!
it's all one horrifying nightmare
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Sun 6 May 2012, 9:32,
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6 days to go
We're almost up to a grand, come on, jump in. Your money goes to the welfare of big cats, some rescued from dodgy zoos, others named after our own b3tan kin, it's worth every penny. and as a bonus you get some free art!
Loads still available at next to no money, a stunning saucy naked lady, intricate cardboard cut outs, an alien in a fucking bath!!, lovely watercolours, Blessed Guevara T-Shirts, A massive David Lynch drawing and so much more.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 9:37,
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We're almost up to a grand, come on, jump in. Your money goes to the welfare of big cats, some rescued from dodgy zoos, others named after our own b3tan kin, it's worth every penny. and as a bonus you get some free art!
Loads still available at next to no money, a stunning saucy naked lady, intricate cardboard cut outs, an alien in a fucking bath!!, lovely watercolours, Blessed Guevara T-Shirts, A massive David Lynch drawing and so much more.
Ha ha ha, Just went away and then came back, thinking "I'm sure that font was black"?
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Sun 6 May 2012, 10:28,
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That is part of the horrors he witnessed in the Navy
Rum, sodomy, and the lash.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 17:14,
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He was probably involved with the US Navy's attempts to recruit Chinese allies to spy on the Japanese during the 1930's.
He was a Peeking Duck.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 10:05,
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Mickey is the master of all of them - only he gets to wear trousers.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 10:10,
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Which is disturbing when you consider that ducks are one of the few types of bird to have a penis
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Sun 6 May 2012, 10:27,
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What is this creature you make?
Fucking hell, I have started to sound like Mongy!
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Sun 6 May 2012, 9:16,
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Fucking hell, I have started to sound like Mongy!
and here are a few more...
I have always found Rosie Marcel to be interesting, not sure if I would or not? George Clooney however...
and who could forget Trent Olsen.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 10:43,
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and who could forget Trent Olsen.
Rosie Marcel
A bit pasty but she's got a nice pair of bobblers.
I would, she wouldn't.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 11:11,
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I would, she wouldn't.
I tend to think of the Oompa Loompas
every time I see these unfortunate tanning addicts but this works as well :)
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Sun 6 May 2012, 2:21,
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hahaha
there must have loads of people who's done the same thing. what else would you use it for..?
i once put neat dettol on a cut on my arse and that bloody burned...
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Sun 6 May 2012, 1:23,
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i once put neat dettol on a cut on my arse and that bloody burned...
I know someone who put Deep Heat on their balls.
Because they "saw someone on Youtube do it".
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Sun 6 May 2012, 1:24,
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i once lived with a dude who used to regale us with stories of how he put tiger balm on his bellend prior to having sex
i'd normally call bullshit but given the kind of person he was, i'm pretty sure it was true.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 1:28,
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does it work like tabasco sauce on the finger up the ring piece?
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Sun 6 May 2012, 1:31,
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hahaha no idea...he reckoned it was like that tingly lube stuff but a whole lot cheaper.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 1:33,
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O-o
What did his partners think? Getting a mild to moderate burning sensation would not make for many repeat events to my way of thinking.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 2:25,
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Can't say as I have, as a matter of fact
But without the cotton thong....
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Sun 6 May 2012, 6:01,
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It's scary really
that these are probably quite earnest requests.
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Sun 6 May 2012, 6:02,
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don't have a spang picture
so consider this an air spanging!
really nicely done pic by the way
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Sun 6 May 2012, 1:03,
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really nicely done pic by the way
This is nice
I like how you have biro'd over pencil, it's how I would have to do it, even though I don't have the talent to.
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