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Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:03,
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The bastard
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:09,
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whhat, kryptonite causes cancer now?
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:12,
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supercancer
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:13,
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superest of all the follically-challenging illnesses
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:13,
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Only in people that are exposed to it for years.
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Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:14,
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the mining industery on krypton had a lot to answer for
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:19,
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They probably had really cool hats, though.
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Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:39,
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always a plus
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:57,
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Hurry up mum...
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:21,
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lol
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Clueless Egg Cunt, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:24,
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Hahahaha! :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:36,
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arf!
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:38,
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I actually painted my mate's face like this once. In 1999. Man. 13 years ago. *sobs*
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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:40,
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Hahahaha
Top Job!
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:42,
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Very good
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Q4nobody, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:47,
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Anna Nicole...
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:21,
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A mate of mine dressed up as 'Mrs Maul' (Darth Maul makeup + a dress) for a millennium New Years Eve party
Stuck the horns on using silicon sealant, which burned his head and left several neat, circular scabs.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:09,
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Ooh, she's good.
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Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:44,
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haha
I didn't know Jabba did Darth Maul's make-up!
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Q4nobody, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:03,
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hahahaha :D
Smug Luthor, strikes again!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:08,
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Hahahaha!
Woo!
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Afinkawan, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:11,
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:D what a baldy, smug cunt
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 18:17,
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Here's a picture
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qster, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:29,
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as it's so close to the jubilee
i'd love to see someone with more skills than me(any whatsoever) do a Zod save the queen thing
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:35,
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*filenames*
I'll go make some coffee
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macroscian likes people, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:35,
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Monocromatico is barely scruffy-looking, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:47,
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kneel before FUCK!
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:54,
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THIS
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mediocre approves, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:29,
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White space party in the Phantom Zone!
Bring a bottle.
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Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:02,
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Is it a bird? Is it a Plane?, no . . . You're Fired!
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Q4nobody, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:08,
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That's an impressive font-matching algorithm you have there
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:13,
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Yay!
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Barbarossa is back!!!!, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:44,
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Hahaha!
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thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:35,
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hahah
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:38,
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I feel bad for you son
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HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:19,
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:)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:22,
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Oof
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mediocre approves, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:24,
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Okay, have it
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mediocre approves, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:26,
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Been there done that
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:37,
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If you're having coding problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:26,
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that's disgusting
melty ice cream makes me yak
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:36,
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Yak
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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:57,
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:00,
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BLAARRRRGHBLBLBLBLB!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:01,
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Big up the Tonibell Massive!
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Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:00,
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:P
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mofaha, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:22,
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:36,
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One of my favourite posts in years.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:02,
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Can you smell it, too?
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:16,
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eeew
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:35,
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he's spilled the pva again
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:38,
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tangy
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:47,
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Is it Sergio Pizzorno?
He lobbed Seaman from 20 yards away in the Soccer Aid game.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 31 May 2012, 16:03,
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Eh? What now?
Ooooh, it's "The Foot Balls!"

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:52,
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Fair scare the cak out of you, it would...
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SonofRojBlake, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:56,
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seems perfectly reasonable
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 31 May 2012, 13:57,
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try using photoshop with your eyes open
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:59,
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Pffft!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:00,
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:)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:59,
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>yawn<
Gosh, yes, now you mention it my photoshop skills do leave something to be desired, don't they? How astute of you to notice and how kind of you to point it out.
Again.
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SonofRojBlake, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:02,
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Seams a tough art to master
a seamhorse is a badge of approval
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macroscian likes people, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:03,
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Really? REALLY? I've always taken it as an insult (and I get it a lot), as in oi, n00b, you're shit aaaaaaah (well, yeah, I am, and know I am, but I'm learning, sssssllllloooowwwwwllllyyyy.) Plus I had to knock this out in my lunchbreak at w**k.
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SonofRojBlake, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:05,
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Nah it's intended nicely.
Let's be honest I'm far from the most accomplished 'shopper in the world.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:14,
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:)
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mediocre approves, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:27,
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wouldn't, wouldn't, WOULD and wouldn't
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:31,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:27,
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Is it healthy to have a vast collection of seamhorses?
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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:29,
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:01,
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I like the bum-brella
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c@bbage Hit me with your rhythm stick, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:30,
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*Glees*
This ALWAYS wins teh internets.
For me it's the Rabbit Slipper.
Lovely Baz :)
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:03,
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Not had an outing in a while...
Cheers.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:16,
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wonderful seam horse
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:04,
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Thankee
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:38,
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I think this is the seamhorse that first got me into seamhorses.
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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:23,
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howwhatwherefuckit
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:05,
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seams great minds think alike
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:16,
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Inevitably...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:56,
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ooooh :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:59,
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Ohhhh, this is good...
Last five seconds of existence.
Fantastic!
*click*
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Shazzoir As seen in the '80's, but 30 years older..., Thu 31 May 2012, 14:00,
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Ta
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:23,
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invisible death star is invisible
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:06,
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Yeah my layer effects are full of fail...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:21,
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Clever Sausage
No Rabbit Slipper though ;)
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:08,
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nicely!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:09,
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this really is rather good
*clicks*
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:37,
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This took me quite a while to get....
... but when I did...
clicketty
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SonofRojBlake, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:04,
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Yes! Very much digging this.
Now that I've realised it's not a ganja leaf in the corner.
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presferatu, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:58,
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Fuck off Illegal Beneficiaries!!
Maria and JollyJack(Flounce Hamster) and Denizen and Toru Hashimoto.
Illegal Beneficiaries.... That's most hot topic in Japan.
and Noda prime minister must die.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:34,
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with hiralious consequences
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HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:38,
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nice drawing JJ
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:39,
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I see this shit is still going on, then.
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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:44,
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E Dubya thought she was sixteen ffs, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:45,
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from their classic album Hot! Menu (1975)
did you know the b side of that is called 'Mummy Doesn't Go To Parties Since Daddy Died'
www.discogs.com/Sadistic-Mika-Band-Hi-Jack-Im-Just-Dying/release/1843450
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:48,
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it's one of the tracks on the album
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E Dubya thought she was sixteen ffs, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:57,
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that's a bit like prink froyd >.<
I liked it
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:00,
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By illegal beneficiaries, do you mean non-Japanese people on welfare?
And killing Prime Ministers, no matter how annoying or shit, is widely regarded as a very naughty thing to do.
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Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:45,
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I guess There are Japanese watchers on b3ta.
So I tried post this.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:34,
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Relevant to b3ta, as kitten is relevant to Death Star.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:49,
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if it wasn't for kittens like Red Clive...
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:52,
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What was I thinking?!!!
It all makes sense now.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:56,
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I'll bear that in mind
but I only have a vote for New Forest district councillors
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spider pig remembered what the dormouse said, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:04,
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Why is that small one asking who he is when it was just explained to him?
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mediocre approves, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:24,
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Denizen on the his head. :)
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:32,
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His name is Toru Hashimoto.
He runs the Poundland in Bedford.

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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:34,
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I think he is nice. :)
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:35,
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Who is he?
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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:36,
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Japanese(Osaka) mayor. :D
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:40,
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Why is that small one asking who he is when it was just explained to him?
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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:58,
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Panels and speech bubbles in manga (Japanese comics) typically read from right-to-left, 'back-to-front' compared to Western ones.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:15,
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Politilols
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:50,
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Yes. :3
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:57,
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Toru Hashimoto needs to have a talk with his tailor. Nobody could possibly want lapels like that on a suit. Is he quite mad?
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:06,
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the lapel incisions point to his nipples
maybe nipple prominence is a sign of status in japan ?
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Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:47,
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What you said XD
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:12,
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Take me with you...
I can see perfectly.

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SonofRojBlake, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:25,
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then he's very lucky
all these blurry pics are fucking with my peepers!
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:25,
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quiet here, isn't it?
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:28,
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too quiet
*whistles mournfully*
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:29,
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*ominous banjo's*
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:31,
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fuck it, i'm going the pub
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:40,
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I like this
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:51,
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i went
i came back
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:01,
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You have fallen...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:30,
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Woo!
I imagine THIS film isn't on Donald's resume...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKAlduMN7og
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:37,
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Nice.
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Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:46,
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*clicks*
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:03,
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Que!?
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:29,
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Flidfinger
Ps..loving this compo :)
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Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Thu 31 May 2012, 12:31,
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:)
Me too...;)
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:39,
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Its nice to have a compo which requires a bit of thought
In realted news, the excellent Tucker and Dale vs Evil (which is very much a 'from the other guys perspective' movie is on offer at HMV
hmv.com/hmvweb/displayProductDetails.do?&sku=115559...and I'll this pea here

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:44,
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This compo blows. :P
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:50,
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Hah! Watch out for the spoon.
Quick pea whilst I'm here.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:52,
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you! yes, you behind the bin sheds! stand still, laddie!
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Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:14,
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Torquay needs YOU!
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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:18,
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Not worth its own thread
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SonofRojBlake, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:19,
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woof !
wouldn't he/she/the dog be looking up at them ?
or do you subscribe to the dogs-cant-look-up theory as featured in Shaun of the Dead ?
my personal theory is the dog is levitating because it's silly and a little bit funny
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Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:37,
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Splendid.
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Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:46,
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Cheers Cap'n!!
\O/ :D
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:48,
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For Emvee
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maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:22,
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Hehehehehe
:D
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:29,
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So it's all Eva Cassidy and aphids in Picardy
And so I can only ascertain
That the light at the end of the tunnel
Is the light of an oncoming (rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin')
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:45,
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8D
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Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:48,
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Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
I just might Break Something Tonight.....
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:57,
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\o/
Love it
[edit] and as an aside I've never been the biggest Limp fan, but this kicks arse -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtUhNMFDADM
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:11,
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chomp chomp chomp
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Thu 31 May 2012, 12:08,
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yay

/edit: might as well compo this eh?
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mediocre approves, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:10,
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Haha!
Both of these get a click
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:21,
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:)
cheers
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mediocre approves, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:26,
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Brilliantly done
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:55,
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Brilliant!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:17,
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Very good
:D
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Q4nobody, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:20,
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Oh yes indeed
You're my winner
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applehead herp derp, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 0:31,
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it's the pitts
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:53,
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Hahahaha
some lovely expressions on Morgan there
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:55,
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\o/
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:56,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:01,
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hahaa
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:02,
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pfft
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:03,
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Hahaha! :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:31,
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brilliant
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macroscian likes people, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:07,
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haha :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:56,
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:)
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:59,
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Lovely animation sir!
*Click* :D
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:04,
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^this, hard
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Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:07,
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^ ^ :D \o/
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:14,
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Already done
on this page :(
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:07,
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there's double mindpiss on this here page
we don't fuck around :)
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:08,
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haha
brill
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 31 May 2012, 12:15,
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cheers
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:22,
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hahaha
Excellent
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Q4nobody, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:21,
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:D
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:29,
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Hahaha
Top stuff
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:23,
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ta
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:29,
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thinking inside the box!
I like it
*click*
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Clueless Egg Cunt, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:23,
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Run, RUN! Mua ha ha ha!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:50,
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Hahaha
Great minds and all that
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:51,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:52,
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haha, nice one
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:54,
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Hnyuk hnyuk hnyuk
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:01,
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:10,
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Oh yes indeed, LOL
Nice one!
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Shazzoir As seen in the '80's, but 30 years older..., Thu 31 May 2012, 13:19,
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Shurely...
South by south east, innit?
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SonofRojBlake, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:26,
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Mmmmm, snack-time!
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Q4nobody, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:31,
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
You're gonna need a bigger tin! :)
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:49,
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haha
very good mate
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Q4nobody, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:12,
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We're gonna need a bigger tin (beaten to it - doh!)
Quick dirty and not worth own thread:

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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:51,
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Heh heh heh
I like this
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:52,
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hahahaha!
"Fick erf, you pathtic winker"
/bottom
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:52,
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That's perspective, she's waving at you
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:03,
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She's only got one knocker!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:42,
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hahahahahahahaha
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HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:52,
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Hey Toasty, have you seen this?
My mate went to Land Rover 4WD paradise in Solihull this year and he sent me a few happy snaps (before he was taken to do a circuit at Nurburgring in Germany in a Beemer, lucky sod). Thought you might like this one. You may just recognize it.
img651.imageshack.us/img651/6532/dsc00775u.jpg
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Shazzoir As seen in the '80's, but 30 years older..., Thu 31 May 2012, 13:22,
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hahaha!
I remember asking my mum as a kid how that worked and she got really stroppy and yelled "IT'S CALLED POETIC LICENSE" at me until I shut up.
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gronkpan, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:11,
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:D
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mediocre approves, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:11,
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hahaha
great work
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Q4nobody, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:19,
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Brilliant
And reminding me of an Alan Partridge episode
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:24,
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STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!
Very words I live by
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:48,
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Utterly :)
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:30,
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Hahahha
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Flash_Bastard, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:54,
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haha!!
Dammit why didn't I think of that
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mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:38,
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Arf!
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:52,
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pfft....
"Here, mate... you dropped this gas canister. Where shall I put it for you?"
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:52,
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Hahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:02,
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On the occasions he lies upon you, close your eyes and think of nothing but private hell...
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:31,
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Arsecoats!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier wearing my Protective Cloak of Apathy, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:40,
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excuse me?
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:42,
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haha
good one
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 31 May 2012, 12:02,
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Very good.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:09,
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Arf!
Boserud...
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Weetobix, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:43,
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Don't look at it...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:22,
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:D
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HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:24,
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ha ha!
excellent
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:27,
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Hahaha! :)
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Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:27,
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Hurrah!
"Remember the rules, they've got to have their eyes open or it doesn't count!"
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:29,
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he deserved no less
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:29,
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WIN!!
:D
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:30,
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hahahahaha
very good
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Q4nobody, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:30,
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arf
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:00,
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I am liking this
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mediocre approves, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:12,
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Haha
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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:27,
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hahahahaha!
crammed full of win :D
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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:43,
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Wholly inappropriate, Batman!
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 31 May 2012, 11:11,
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Robin as a lady boy?
Now that would be a good porn plot.
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:12,
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*rubs off one chalk eyebrow*
*redraws it two inches higher*
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Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:14,
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damn, no wholly inappropriate clip
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:16,
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Not even any
Holy Inappropriate Clips!?
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joefish The day the motion stopped, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:01,
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Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Morning all,
Another week, another vote for the new question.
Choose from:
WAR - How about your stories of conflict? From the pettiest row that got out of hand, to full blown battles involving mass brawls and destruction. You could even post real war / army stories (if you have any).
Heights - I've dangled from a construction crane to get photos whilst having to calm down a gibbering site foreman with white knuckles. What's the most precarious place you've been, deliberately or otherwise?
Computer misadventure - LOLs and ROFLs you've had with your 21st Century idiot box
Shit books - Tell the sexy B3TA librarian what to avoid AND WHY




VOTE NOW or the Flamingowl gets it

Mod Edit: Vote closed. New Question of the Week is
WAR
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Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:04,
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War: check any of my comments on here.
Heights: don't like em
Computer Misadventure: That time I clicked on a link and it spammed my computer with a very loud I'M LOOKING AT PORN I'M LOOKING AT PORN alarm noise :D
Shit Books: meh
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:07,
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Huh
What is it good for?
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:08,
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telling you what t-shirt to wear?
say it again..
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:12,
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really. stop it.
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:19,
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Now I'm no expert...
But I'd take a guess at 'absolutely nuthin'
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Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 31 May 2012, 11:12,
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Say it again!
WAAAAAAAH!
And, of course, HUH!
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Captain Placid Good at something, not doing it for free, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:16,
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You're a sell-sword Lannister now?
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maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13,
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Yeah, fancied a change
also lots of people just confused "Stark" with Iron Man
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:18,
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haha Well if Tyrion was to be King I could support that :D
"Half Man! Half Man! Half Man! Half Biscuit!"
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maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:20,
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Haha, now that's a blast from the past
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:27,
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Tales of drug-addicted former bullies crippled by seventh dans ftw!
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Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:11,
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none of the above
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:16,
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I could enjoy reading about some sith books
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macroscian likes people, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:10,
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Huh??
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:04,
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Are you inside my mind?!
I was looking for source pics to make this :O
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Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:12,
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Hehehehehe
Soz matey :)
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:14,
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mindpiss express :)
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:01,
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Yours is FAR better
...anyhoo sir! :D
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:03,
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cheers :D o/
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:06,
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:33,
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^ got to laugh at this twat
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:35,
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och aye the noo
nae irn bru ?
/scottishstereotype
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Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:45,
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euro/world cup lols
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:47,
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don't come home too soon
too soon
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Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:55,
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That's lovely
Looking forward to BBQ on Jun 10 when we play Croatia
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:56,
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Ireland? :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:01,
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Yup
But I think we'll go home with nil points because we are shite
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:11,
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tough group..might get something fae Croatia
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:15,
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haha
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:48,
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sure got a priddy mouth
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:51,
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Alistair Darling?
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:54,
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What a handsome chap
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:00,
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Yay - Up the Scotts!!!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:05,
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braw! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:10,
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The little-known, limited edition Black Grape remix album
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Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:13,
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:)
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:37,
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this fella drinks in my local
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Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:17,
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