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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 7:49, archived)
# what do you say to a nun with two black eyes?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 7:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Here, have this
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 7:59, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well pop this here too
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 7:59, archived)
# they whittle those flutes out of bamboo you know
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:02, archived)
# but they are not
panda pipes
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:05, archived)
# yeah... sorry.... shoulda checked....
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] hah!
And I'll stick this quickie Pan-da in here rather than a new thread...



Surprised the place isn't full of Oscar Pistorius posts yet
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:26, archived)
# fixed I think
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:31, archived)
# yep, fixed now
thank the lord for the british red cross, eh?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:45, archived)
# Alleged murderer Oxxxx Pxxxxxx?
Why, what's he done now?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:28, archived)
#
edit - yeah, too soon!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:32, archived)
# oof
I think people are waiting the 12 and a half minutes for it not to be too soon
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:33, archived)
# It is... He was disguised as a Panda at the time.
/also, that image is inspired work. Top stuff.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Panda Panda Panda time...

Click pic for bigger
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:27, archived)
# Aha I was hoping these would make an appearance :o)
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:10, archived)
# I'll hold onto the Tigers one for the next one-word animal challenge, featuring Tigers.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:15, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:55, archived)
# No means no!
:D
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] This little Happy Panda icon should cheer her up?

.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:21, archived)
# That's brill!
Compo it!

(other compo, that is)
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:28, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:34, archived)
# nice
but it looks wrong beside that cock
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning!
And what are you having for breakfast?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 5:54, archived)
# Friesian Panda?
Does it taste like beef?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 7:05, archived)
# Let me be the first twat to wish you a Happy Valentines!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:31, archived)
# i got confused
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 2:36, archived)
# Dad?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 6:50, archived)
# who hasn't?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 7:49, archived)
[challenge entry] spandax
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Panda on Panda red hot action.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:29, archived)
# bamboo straight up the pipe
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:31, archived)
#
Pandaz with Attitude. Straight Outta Chenzhou.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:36, archived)
# crazy mutha fucka named andy
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 7:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I've not been here for a while. Will this do?

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:58, archived)
# That will do very nicely.
Well done.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:25, archived)
# :)
bat before pa(n)d(a)
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:25, archived)
# I suppose you might (or maybe might not) know the hot San Francisco Giants batter
is known as "The Kung Fu Panda" and fans all over the city wear those silly panda hats...
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 2:26, archived)
# Nothing is going to top this during the week ahead :)
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:29, archived)
# help me oparah winafrey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:42, archived)
# OH HAI I'M OPERA WINFEREY WHAT IS THE PROBEMAL
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:44, archived)
# I might do a series of these and send them to her
Maybe she'll have me on the show.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:02, archived)
# Take some drugs but say you didn't take some drugs and then say you did take some drugs.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:06, archived)
# A MILLION TINY PIECES
OF BULLSHIT
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:07, archived)
# Is that the name of the new manics album?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:08, archived)
# In case you really don't know
it's this. Read the "Controversy" section.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:13, archived)
# I really didn't know - I'll have a read of that tomorrow, but I gots to go now. Bye.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:16, archived)
# My wife says this is a horrible picture by the way.
I think she's intimidated by Strong Women.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:09, archived)
# You can't help what opera winifery looks like and neither can she.
Tell your wife she shouldn't be so shallow.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:11, archived)
# It's as if feminism never happened :(
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:13, archived)
# pussyrage
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:21, archived)
# Oprah Schwartzenegger
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:18, archived)
# GED IN THA CHOPPA!!! THERE'S A FREE HELICOPTER FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE AUDIENCE!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:30, archived)
# sexeh
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:34, archived)
# My grandson saw this image!
MY GRANDSON!!!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 2:23, archived)
# BE MY VALENTINE OPARAH
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 2:48, archived)
# THIS IS A PENGUIN MY NAME IS OPRAH WINFREY WELCOME TO THE ARCTIC
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:24, archived)
# WHOA
I go out for a couple of hours and I come home to THIS?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 2:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:36, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: PANDAS


Pandas: they're too busy eating bamboo to get busy getting busy. As a result, there's not many of them left. On the plus side, they're the single-word subject of this week's image challenge.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:09, archived)
# that helmut will never fit
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:15, archived)
# if i had a pound for every time i hear that
i'd be completely skint
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 3:10, archived)
# or we could shop astronauts
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 5:58, archived)
# My own pancake face
Not seen much of pacake face on here, but he is popular on other forums I frequent. Original pancake face meme pic: fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/153/7/5/Pancake_Face_by_xManipulationOfColdx.jpg

So last night I made my own, it looked very screamy so I did this:



Thought I would share.

Possible image challenge putting food on your face and photographing it.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:17, archived)
# eww, ha ha!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:06, archived)
# I'm not sure how to feel
proud or violated?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:14, archived)
# That is a load of...
crepe !
(But I clicked it anyway)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:03, archived)
# Ha ha
Superb, I did think of the scream mask, but I didn't think it would work, I was wrong.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:03, archived)
# change it to a Panda challenge entry :D
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:18, archived)
# Saddle Up...
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Fun fact # 740
i like this one :)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Tasteful!
Tasty I mean.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Jeremy the annoying burger
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:36, archived)
# Huzzah ! Really deepfried I hope !
'lo Prods It's been a long time since I saw you last :) Hope you are keeping well !
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:44, archived)
# =D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Frylander.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:01, archived)
# pffh
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:03, archived)
# There can be only one
large haddock and large chips, please.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 1:46, archived)
# Pfft!
Reminds me of that thing on /links about the bloke who beat off (no, not that way) 4 attackers without dropping his chips.

Edit: www.b3ta.com/links/Bloke_beats_up_4_yobs_without_dropping_his_fish_and_chips

But I pretty much told you everything there is to know.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] last minute entry


turns out tis a bit harder than it looks...
*shames* :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Tiz good that
*click
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:07, archived)
# fucking hell, impressive effort with the lights etc!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:09, archived)
# ooo! ta :D
couldn't stop the whole thing moving about tho
looked better in my head? :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:17, archived)
# This is aces.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Top work!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Nowt wrong with that matey.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:29, archived)
# WOO discocats
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Lawksalawdy !
What is this kitteny madness ?

Love it !
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Wow,,, makes me want to dance!
Bonus points for the animated light rays on the background.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:40, archived)
# awesome!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:44, archived)
# ^^this... thanks everyone for all your comments :D

*glees*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Brill.
Plus it's nice to know that cats step in dogshit too...
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:38, archived)
# wooo!
plus, it's my b3taday, and i only just realised! :)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:42, archived)
# do they stop when you press paws?
yay
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:44, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:44, archived)
# Top work :D
clickies
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:16, archived)
# In case anyone needs a card for tomorrow
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:59, archived)
# Is she polishing her nipple?
sauce.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:05, archived)
# i could use one of those masks :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Here's my valentines day contribtion
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:08, archived)
# :D it's a classic
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:15, archived)
# I'm printing that out.
That's me out of the shit, maybe :-/
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:09, archived)
# glad to be of service
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:15, archived)
# They should swap St. Valentine for Dionysus.
A day devoted to wine, song and dance in the middle of February is a splendid idea.

Eating an over-priced dinner with the person you eat dinner with every other day of the year, (on a day neither of you actually chose), isn't really the kind of thing that creates lasting memories - none of my friends have ever regaled me with tales of the "fucking awesome" Valentine's Day they had.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:20, archived)
# ^ that
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:40, archived)
# I killed a bunch of people once.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
# Actually sorry, that's kind of off-topic I guess.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
# Sometimes it just feels good to confess.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:11, archived)
# happy semi guaranteed sex day.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:06, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:37, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote has just walked through the door, wiping its feet on the way in.

* Beyonce: relentlessly 'shop that "athletic" picture she wants removed from the web: i.huffpost.com/gen/980141/thumbs/o-BEYONCE-570.jpg

* Bat-shit plantagenet-botherers the Richard III society have designed a new tomb for their recently unearthed namesake โ€” see www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21427369 โ€” but we think you can do better, etc.

* One-word challenge: Pandas

* Meat vs Pope. It's been a great week for news, what with the Pope going and horse meat arriving. Produce amazing images that combine the two stories.

Votey vote:




(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Pandas it is then!
EDIT:
Let's just do the lot
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Yep
all the topical stuff will get posted anyway, we might as well introduce a new element
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:51, archived)
# I wonder if the Beyonce challenge would result in a Prince-style "forced removal"...
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:55, archived)
# we could only hope....
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:55, archived)
# ha
that would make it worth doing
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:20, archived)
# OH. MY. LORD. *fears*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:14, archived)
# E: Freebase meets Vimod
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:55, archived)
# *hesitantly votes for pandas -- in hopes that the sneezing panda gif/meme/whatever wont get beaten to death*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Pandas, I guess.
The other three have all had their week in their sun.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Pnadnas!







(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:03, archived)
# That panda icon is lovely
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:42, archived)
# The Rorschach is fantastic
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Richard the third would be shit.
(Did you see what I did there?)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:38, archived)
#
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#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:39, archived)
#
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# i-panda
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:15, archived)
# so stuff we've seen all week or pandas?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:17, archived)
# That's pretty much how I feel
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 4:45, archived)
# You can't crucify yourself. I've tried it hundreds of times!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:40, archived)
# like..woa man! :)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:43, archived)
# open up, it's the pigs!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# I haven't got six pairs of hands, you know? I wish I had, but I haven't.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:49, archived)
# :D :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:56, archived)
# fuck you, shiva
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:00, archived)
# DINNER'S ON THE FLOOR GUYS
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:02, archived)
# That's pretty zen.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
bloody amazing
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# If you need any tips....
;)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:10, archived)
# I have done another! but I won't start a new thread with it.

Good boy me ;)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:20, archived)
# this is excellent
and so is that /\
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Thanks
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:34, archived)
# does he do massage?!
i'd pay good money...
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:10, archived)
# You bastard... May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman... Neil
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Far out, man.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:18, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] KNOBZILLA KING OF THE GENITALS!
It's an animated gif but my mighty offering is too humongous to be hosted on teh b3ta so I've had to use Arsebucket:

 photo KNOBZILLA-LAYERS-COPY.gif
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Horridly realistic.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Haha
Very good. Click 'n Woo!
*heads off to the bunker*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# WOOYAY!
EPIC!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# *votes for b&w cock*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# this wins everything
and, oh my, it's a whopper!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:09, archived)
# hahaha
Blockbuster!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:10, archived)
# More of a...
...bollockbuster!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:41, archived)
# It Came From Jizzastan
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:10, archived)
# Harryhausen eat your cock off!
Fucking ace that, man :D *clicks*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Up from the depths
40 storeys high
Balls on the ground
Glans in the sky...
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# I read that to the theme to Rainbow
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:27, archived)
# That works too.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
tremendous.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Cor! Top work there
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# Utterly splendid!
(And veiny).
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha :)

when is this film being released?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:44, archived)
# It's...
...cumming to a screen near you soon.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:33, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:47, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
Filmed in cock-o-vision!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Or should that be...
...cockmotion animation?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Magical
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:13, archived)
# blimey
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:20, archived)
# impressive
:)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Fucking awesome
:D :D :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:56, archived)
# oh my!
OH MY OH MY!!!!!
*legs it to blockbus..* err.. umm
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Not Regulation
*No pubes
*Not Magenta
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Nicely
Woo 722906 bytes
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:33, archived)
# jesus
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Loves, darlings, fellow b3tans...
...thank you for your kind words! I can't reply individually to everyone but *sob* *sniff* you are all in my heart! Clicky here, if you dare, for behind-the-scenes secrets: mctoddanimates.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/knobzilla-king-of-genitals.html
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Jesus fucking christ!
ahahahhaahahahahah
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 0:47, archived)
# As I am amazed that this wasn't FP'd
Here's the video game

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 4:48, archived)
# EPIC!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 8:06, archived)
# Very nicely done
but you're missing out on all the fun of cunting your own wonderful animation in the fuck to within an inch of it's life to get it under 400k
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:20, archived)
#
What
The
Fuck
?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:25, archived)
# NUN OF THE ABOVE
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Wassamatter? You don't like Hitler?
You some kind of nazi or something?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:44, archived)
# I don't know what this place is coming to; nazi's walking in here, slagging off hitler and sauntering out again.
We should fucking gas em.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Pffft!
Cant spell dunno! Pfft1
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:11, archived)
# that wall had two weeks until retirement


:/
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:31, archived)
# That is really sad :(
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# i mean the flames are nicely done, but dem bricks aint gonna feed dem slefs
\:
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:34, archived)
# I'm more worried about the two giant golden dildoes
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:37, archived)
# i think you're out of line criticizing the pope, imjussayin
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Two? Count again.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Well, I did wonder ...
Perhaps it's just for her and a close friend?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:59, archived)
# HBO Special
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Is that a 'helmet' at the top of the cross?
cross crucifix
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:38, archived)
#
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#
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# NO NO NO
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:47, archived)
# No, I can honestly say that was the first time I've ever linked that post.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:48, archived)
# No, that's a dildo with handrails.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:57, archived)
# that's one hell of a gun that can blow such a big hole in a wall
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Toasts are not deep thinkers.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:50, archived)
# And now I wanna watch Inglourious Basterds. :D
Been a while since I've drawn anything, should get right on to that.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Fake!
No Hitler no Hitler cat, no Bromfield.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# It was always about Maria.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
# how do you solve a problem like maria?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:47, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Gosh.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 22:05, archived)
# ''B3ta loves you.''
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:06, archived)
# looks like a lot of work goes into these

so kudos
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:13, archived)
# And they're enjoyable too!
*likes*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:24, archived)
# suave cunt
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:31, archived)
# 3D is dead
Nice
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:30, archived)
# narrative - I like it =)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Glory! I turn my back for 5 minutes
and something like these come along! Woo!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:13, archived)
# This is how popes are made.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:58, archived)
# :D nicely done
*click*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Nice.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:11, archived)
# A house of cards
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# fuck yeah

spotify:track:750ZFmjyBeT1qKRM5dpFar (Warrior's Dance by Prodigy)
Best Highlander Prequal?









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spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
6.7,42,11,11,148,148,11,11,42,6.7 = 437.4
www.b3ta.com/links/Between_Two_Ferns_with_Zach_Galifianakis_Bruce_Willis:2
spotify:track:1iZHKK0iqQy4agjSO0n0OB (Break And Enter by Prodigy)"spotify:track:1iZHKK0iqQy4agjSO0n0OB (Break And Enter by Prodigy) (Break And Enter by Prodigy)

spotify:track:6juIzbXd7ERNLhYCcOpi7u (Check Yo Self by Ice Cube)

spotify:track:5KUytH3VG7o3FgGrWb9JO7 (Now I'm Here (Live) by Queen)

54:12
www.b3ta.com/links/Queen_live_at_Wembley_Stadium_12_07_1986_Saturday_25th_Anniversary_Edition

Track Listing:
www.b3ta.com/talk/7627294

spotify:track:0oT6bp17bp05e8V2JEIaPM (Smoke Break (Instrumental) by The Alchemist)
spotify:track:1iZHKK0iqQy4agjSO0n0OB (Break And Enter by Prodigy)

spotify:track:4NTn0Yo8hTGW5tbBANBzfh (You Can Do It - Feat. Mack 10 And Ms Toi by Ice Cube)
spotify:track:41Ov4tNGvbIM7sVwWg54UM (Almost Famous by Eminem)

spotify:track:2ZwLnvDRx0f32sxnp3zJJB (Bagpipes From Baghdad by Eminem)

spotify:track:1BqGZPqmj8zV5vDVMdUShE (Hamburger Train by Primus)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:41, archived)
# John!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Now that's better :]
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:44, archived)
# not better, just different

sweet goofs, great fuck
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:44, archived)
# A lot of people dimiss the Javierl Juice one
but they're forgetting the bit with the cow inside the nun
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:04, archived)
# oh hai happy
can i just appalogy again for being such a colossal mother's cunt that one time

also, how's the goofs?

xxxx

!?
https://www.facebook.com/javier.j.richard
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:11, archived)
# the goofs are outside setting fire to the bricks
damn goofs
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:13, archived)
# nice night for a wahlk
sweet gooch update


imjussayin
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Tha's just the gooch talkin
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:21, archived)
# HI, IS THIS GOOCH?
- yer
WHENS MA GOOCH ARRIVIN?!
- soon
K
- k bai
LOL
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:30, archived)
# Has to be "Weekend at The Kurgen's".
Such classic dialogue, e.g.
Nash: "Whatever you say, Jack. You're the Master Race".
Polite Kurgen: "Would Sir care for a bullet?"
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:48, archived)
# i like the part in Last Action Hero when the Banthulian says
"Eggs, Benedict?"


imjussayin
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Yes, you're right.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
# nice do Kurgen, ya steal it from resi 4?


imjussayin
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:14, archived)
# "I see... she was not his woman..."
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:41, archived)
# "Nuuns, no sense of humour"
hai, i'm jurgen prochnow

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:45, archived)
# !!!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:36, archived)
# imma let you finish, butt that's some fine jazz
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:41, archived)
# something is going on here
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
# I like that
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Haha marvellous :)
*click*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Coming the fuck up!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:13, archived)
# hahahahahah
serious laughs at that
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# SWIMMING HOLE!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Mr Cameron, does this country look like a bitch?
Then why you trying to fuck it like a bitch?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Tourette's channel FTMW
:D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That's great
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# haha nice one!
I proper laughed seeing that
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Hee hee hee
Arthur Lowe in "O Lucky Man" would be a decent sauce for this as well
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:57, archived)
# heh
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Re: that first one, this is burned into my memory
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:31, archived)
# oh god, hahaha
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:14, archived)
# now over to ma nigga, vincent vega, for the muther fuckin' weather report.
bitch.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Awesomesauce!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:18, archived)
# sweet goodnice
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:36, archived)
# Utter utter brilliance
Classic and huge home LOLs
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:14, archived)
# fuck yea
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:50, archived)
# i don't know
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Genu-LOL
Brilliant
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# fank you
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
The Skidosaurus did it :)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:16, archived)
# i just made myself a scorcher of a curry, i'll be like him later
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
This made me chuckle mightily.

You know what, I'm gonna wheel out a Woo!

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:16, archived)
# i'll accept a woo from an alien horse cock any day of the week
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:07, archived)
# this is very silly
*giggles*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:18, archived)
# i should be shot
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Absolutely wonderbread.
*clicksome*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
# cheers, jim
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
*falls off chair*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:37, archived)
# :D
*calls Dino Rod
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Great stuff
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:02, archived)
# cheers
a cunt to optimise though, jesus.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Wonderful stuff (not the diarrhoea).
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:18, archived)
# sweet fucksquirt
A+++ would chode again
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Ahahaha!!
:D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
funny stuff tonight
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:51, archived)

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