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# This has been in my head for far tooo long!

I'm finally brie!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 10:44, archived)
# Heh
the b side should've been Ba- Ba- Ba- Ba- Babybel
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha Haha I missed a trick there!
Easy G!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 10:51, archived)
# Oh how meaty
No hold on that's wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 11:25, archived)
# It's cheesy peasy!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 12:15, archived)
# some reverse engineering and it can probably be milked
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 7 Feb 2015, 12:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 12:14, archived)
# But the only cheese that's made backwards is Edam
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 17:13, archived)
# aha yes, so it is, so it is
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 7 Feb 2015, 22:19, archived)
# it riccotta'd straight to the top of the charts
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 14:48, archived)
# briehave
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 2:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 2:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 3:18, archived)
# moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 3:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 4:25, archived)
# Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Feb 2015, 5:23, archived)
# Hahaha is that Lionel?

Moo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 10:05, archived)
# is it moo you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Always class Moley, always :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)
# oh hai big boy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 11:25, archived)
# He is ace...
and much less scary than a herd !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 7 Feb 2015, 0:05, archived)
# oh jiminy
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 1:24, archived)
# A boy who won't be good might just as well get wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 13:34, archived)
# That fucking step


Click for bigger (222 kb)
(/'>Barry Manillow, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 21:26, archived)
# has that box grown?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 1:20, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 1:36, archived)
# yes and no
www.themindrobber.co.uk/tardis-police-box.html
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 1:46, archived)
# maybe his box had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 4:07, archived)
# No he's always been a big boi
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] No ham


(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 19:53, archived)
# I hope the burger was halal.
(/'>Barry Manillow, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 20:12, archived)
# I forget -- Is that Superman's dad, or his brother
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 21:29, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 6 Feb 2015, 21:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 0:15, archived)
# :D
"
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 0:46, archived)
# ha ha ha eurghhhhh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 1:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Feb 2015, 5:24, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 2:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, okay then.
(/'>Barry Manillow, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 17:45, archived)
# Topical.
What has a hazlenut in every bite? SQUIRREL SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 17:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11132874
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 20:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10441843
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 21:07, archived)
# The abuse of power.
(javpanda, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 16:59, archived)
# THE GLITTER
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 6 Feb 2015, 17:07, archived)
# Gotta get down on Friday....
besides the "regular" newsletter, this is what I want to see on a Friday night.
Hope 'Dave' picks it up for a rerun.
(MrHackenbacker, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] In space, no one can hear you scream...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:14, archived)
# Same Pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:23, archived)
# different filling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:39, archived)
# Sounds like an ad for a theme restraurant.
Yes, I live in america, god help me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:58, archived)
# not even he can help you there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 16:01, archived)
# "Unexpected item in bagging area."
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Still wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:35, archived)
# yes you would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:58, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:48, archived)
# :) Ze Gurney Weaver

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:49, archived)
# Needs more "not so gurney weaver"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:57, archived)
# See, this is what happens when you fart in a spacesuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 16:01, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 21:18, archived)
# Jamie Curtis?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 18:24, archived)
# Is that a request...?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 21:53, archived)
# there's nothing quite like jamie, is there...?
is there...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 1:13, archived)
# as the kids on youtube say...
I have the weirdest boner right now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 3:19, archived)
# so does jamie lee
"sometimes, in the morning, I'd wake up and my penis had slipped part way into my vagina and I would feel terrible the whole day"

An excerpt from 'Tell Me Again about the Night I Was Born' by Jamie Lee Curtis
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 3:31, archived)
# haha! look at his little moobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Whilst filming "Warlock" Julian Sands ran a book on manatee/whale fights in a specially constructed tank on-set.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:09, archived)
# Oh! The huge manatee!
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:15, archived)
# It's very close. The whale is far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:17, archived)
#
oh i like that i do
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:37, archived)
# Is there no end to his villainy?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:31, archived)
# None.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:46, archived)
# the blue planet?
i seem to recognise that whale
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:05, archived)
# You're thinking of "Hot Blue Humpback Action III".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:06, archived)
# ah, that'll be it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:25, archived)
# Whatever happened to his brothers, Goodwin and Desert?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:09, archived)
# Goodwin is happily married and works in an Iceland cold-storage room. Desert moved to L.A. to pursue a career in gay porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:30, archived)
# Newletter subjlols
come on team, you can do it
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:00, archived)
# now with 50% extra cheese
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:03, archived)
# "How much is my Rolfaroo worth now?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:04, archived)
# Dwarf Planet Pluto prefers the term 'Little Planet'
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:04, archived)
# Left shark free zone
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:07, archived)
# Checking your facebook photos for your wife and/or daughters in swimwear.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:21, archived)
# Cutting people off mid sent
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:28, archived)
# Blah blah blah blah...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:31, archived)
# beating our children
with dignity
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:30, archived)
# Oppa Papam Style
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:00, archived)
# Don't get your hopes up. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:30, archived)
# sendyourenemieskidsglitter.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:33, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:36, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:18, archived)
# clickin dis
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 22:45, archived)
# Weaker than a Ukranian travel agent's sales pitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:35, archived)
# Disappointing Tim Berners-Lee since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:39, archived)
# In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed B3tan can get his cock out in public
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:40, archived)
# "Less important than painting the kitchen ceiling" - Mrs Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:42, archived)
# Proving that there IS an 'i' in teiam
That's my lot for now
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:43, archived)
# Panic buying seen at 99p stores following takeover bid from Poundland
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:45, archived)
# just a brief
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:45, archived)
# Comprised of humorous excerpts from the week's internet antics
Context
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:48, archived)
# Gary Glitter to cover Robbie Williams' kids
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:50, archived)
# like Gary glitter
Coming before 6
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:50, archived)
# Room-Clearing Farts
Not just good "lager bombs", they have to be room-clearers. People stampeding the fire exits.

Say.... in the course of a day you polished off 8 pints of Newkie Brown Ale, coupla glasses of red, a coupla steak and onion pies, a takeaway curry, a 5 pound block of Hershey's, 6 coffees.... then you got on to the good stuff, if ya know what I mean and I think you know what I mean.... and it all got gummed up and stayed in there for 36 hours.

And you're at your Monday 10am physics lecture when all hell breaks loose....


(Big Ramifications, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:00, archived)
# I'm New Here
I thought this nice "God" fellow was soliciting subjects for the next newsletter....?

You've directed me to an "Off Topic" page did I say something wrong?
(Big Ramifications, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:29, archived)
# "subjlols" is b3ta-speak for a pithy, puerile, generally topical one-liner to be the subject line for the weekly newsletter.
For content for newsletters there's an option in the "mail us" form.

Or for general abstract bantering there's Off Topic under QOTW (which is a slightly less oppressive environment than /talk.

*helpful navigation through the minefield that is b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:59, archived)
# I dunno, I think "Room-Clearing Farts" would make a great subjlol
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:11, archived)
# Agreed, but the subsequent clarifying text would bugger up the formatting something rotten.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:16, archived)
# Room-clearing farts need no clarifying text, just an openable window
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:27, archived)
# A friend of mine has the concept of Car Cricket.
Based on the strength of the fart. One run for each window opened, and for a 6 the car has to pull over and someone get out.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:30, archived)
# Gonzerrrr....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-nrNOfijA
(Big Ramifications, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 3:33, archived)
# thx
Appreciated.
(Big Ramifications, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 3:36, archived)
# He came by.
Can you take the fucking spastic back now please?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 16:28, archived)
# Jesus Christ
One of the floggers has followed me back here.
(Big Ramifications, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 3:35, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:11, archived)
# fuck off, nonce
(couldnt put it on the /talk thread for ignore reasons)
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:16, archived)
# I haven't read the news this week but there was a picture of a plane crashing that looked quite good so maybe that. Can you do pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:25, archived)
# TUNA PARASITES SWARMING OUR BORDERS, CLAIM UKIP
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:25, archived)
# my neck is oozing pus
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:46, archived)
# sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:56, archived)
# was a bit of a surprise
off to doctor shortly

usually i'm not squeamish, but in this case, oh deary me
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:16, archived)
# when a nurse poke at your leg and says "eeeewww"
you know it's bad :D
possibly a blocked hair follicle that's got infected
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:22, archived)
# What's the matter? Louse got your tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 16:47, archived)
# 50 Shades of Grey To Hit Cinemas; In Other News, Cinemas Stockpiling Febreeze Leads to National Shortage.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 16:53, archived)
# The newsletter that everyone used to enjoy reading whilst pretending to work, that now comes out once you're in the pub
I'm glad it's back though :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 17:27, archived)
# Put the Fucking Eyes Back in their Proper Place!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 18:30, archived)
# Hat stealing animals. This is just the start.
Truly the End of Days. www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/feb/06/owl-attacks-joggers-and-steals-their-hats
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:35, archived)
# O RLY?

I for one welcome these new human-animal-hat relationships
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:37, archived)
# Johnny Two Hats is running scared
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8K1fTZaR7w
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:44, archived)
# Its started
Dogs in hats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTn8gWrWWHU
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:55, archived)
# This one mugged Ross Kemp!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:24, archived)
# and this they consider newsworthy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Feb 2015, 4:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea … but kinda relevant to ….. etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] He didn't fall, he was recreating a scene from his favourite film...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:47, archived)
#
(Justin Myass, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:35, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:36, archived)
# I find his version of The Wanderer
the creepiest in-hindsight song of his.

It's a predator anthem.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 13:28, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 20:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:12, archived)
# if they need roughing up (with dignity), maybe the Pope will apply
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:15, archived)
# You Mean All Those Pakis?
(Big Ramifications, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
those are difficult shoes to fill
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:21, archived)
# Cheeky Ref ID
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:25, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:28, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:29, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:38, archived)
# haha yay!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:05, archived)
# Umm...
RIS?
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:18, archived)
# I had to Google
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angle_of_list
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:21, archived)
# Thank god for for!
I thought I was being thicker than normal!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:32, archived)
# my engRish is dreadful
but learning most of it from pulp fantasy novels gave some abnormal insights into Ye Olde Wordse and a 1950s-centric phrasing

it's not good
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:50, archived)
# I blame my phone
For for!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:34, archived)
# I didn't get it either
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 18:40, archived)
# needs more ballast
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 15:52, archived)
# Oh, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 16:36, archived)
# I'm really totally surprised
and possibly slightly disappointed not to find a reply containing Stave Jobs. I'd do it myself but my photoshop skills are non existent and I'd have to fire up paint shop pro.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 21:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:13, archived)
# Haha.
It's probably a permanent position.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 20:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:12, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)
# where can we buy these magic teef tabs?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:17, archived)
# yeah put me down for 2 dozen also.. they look to be the bomb
or did u mean the cat tabs?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:19, archived)
# those are magic eye tabs, teefs were done at dentist...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:22, archived)
# He looks better, but his eyes still show his tortured soul
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 18:33, archived)
# curiouser and curiouser
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:17, archived)
# Does this also work on humans?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:25, archived)
# they tried it on Henning Wehn...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:37, archived)
# UNGERMANIZE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:40, archived)
# Untermensch to Übermensch.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:03, archived)
# Haha, oof
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:16, archived)
# Inverse Goatse hands.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 14:06, archived)
# this cheered me right up
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:52, archived)
# Haha yesh!!
Does it work wight dogs too?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:16, archived)
# My GOD!!
What next, GENOCIDE???!!??
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] 100% true
Harold Bishop and Alf Stewart, used to be in rival biker gangs, selling meth-amphetamine to long distance lorry drivers in the North Queensland area.
And would often bare knuckle fight over their turf.



Sadly, I've made Harold look like Paddy the vet from Emmerdale Farm
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:03, archived)
# Eric Pickles vs Putin
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:09, archived)
# that's what i thought
(12 years a dave, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:24, archived)
# Liar!
Alf Stewrat isn't bare knuckle at all. He seems to be wearing the little booty things that I have been advised large porn dogs wear.
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:11, archived)
# Madge Badge.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:04, archived)
# I heard Alf used to steep his hands in petrol
made them kuckles hard as iron so
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 6 Feb 2015, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Lye Cleaner




My other half didn't really get it (she gets it alright.. gets it hard...)+(just not from me) and suggested it may need a deRis = Sodium Hydroxide aka NaOH aka Lye = main ingredient in draino etc..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 9:14, archived)
# oops!




this ^ was supposed to be a reply to frogbeats nice asp post further down v
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 9:17, archived)
# Turner the Worm-tastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 9:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 9:05, archived)
# That is quite literally the most racist thing I have ever seen
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 9:53, archived)
# its the raciest thing ive ever seen... brb
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:20, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:39, archived)
# I completely agree
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 11:57, archived)

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