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This is a link post Blue Power Ranger in the deep South

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many of your posts are actually of a broken coccyx in the making?
...or am I just a lucky guy?
 (I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 May 2017, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I've posted a few broken cockses as well.
Are you feeling lucky, sailor?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ur orl ov teh sexeh
post caus
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 18 May 2017, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uncle Frank?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll wish

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 18 May 2017, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uncle Frank always gave me peppermint candy.
You smell like Absorbine liniment.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Life-changing spinal injury lols

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 May 2017, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not keen on actual injuries and suffering.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 May 2017, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ntt
If you lot had REAL dedication to the pixelcanvas thing you'd be busy writing out the FAQ into it, a pixel at a time
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 May 2017, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pock yuu, Pi9selaps !

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 May 2017, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 May 2017, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 May 2017, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not very co-ordinated, and a bit rubbish, I'm surprised it lasted

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 May 2017, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post They got better

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from the yellow one, who got dead

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 May 2017, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post See also: b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 May 2017, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Buy Our House Before It Eats Us I made this!
The estate agent made a video for our house. Not sure it's going to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello, n00b

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
0ldb
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, thanks
You?
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Thu 18 May 2017, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got a little hitch in my giddy-up, but I'll make it.
So you move all the crap out of the house for the showings yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a Natt on 6 Feet Under
He was quite cool at first but it turned out in the end that he was a tosser.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 18 May 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's true
Of us all...
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You live near me!
Local friend!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Groomer alert!*

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 May 2017, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go round and have a go on the slide!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post BASH INVITE
BASH INVITE

BASH INVITE
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 18 May 2017, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post 100 different views of the kitchen table, which I guess you're not leaving anyway, well done "Ralph James"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 May 2017, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Redhill? Not surprised you wanna leave.
The only place I've sever seen a burnt out pushchair.
In a stairwell.
As in one that looked like it'd been TWOC'd, taken for a joyride then burnt out to hide 'prints.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 19 May 2017, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post is your entire street on a boat or does the camera operator have an inner ear problem?
*pukes*
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 May 2017, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Dark Crystal series on its way

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post OMG OMG OMG
I'm even wearing my dark crystal t-shirt today as well
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post YESSSS!!
After years of waiting for the sequel that never happened
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post CANFJLKGFDRDSRCY
HEAT STICKS
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 May 2017, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Based on Jim Henson's ground breaking vision."
So it's an hour of the inside of a dark coffin?
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post PfffffffffffftPfffff

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 May 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's good news

(Sherbs, Thu 18 May 2017, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will the Olsen Twins reprise their starring roles?
i.redd.it/18nqyx6wt2vy.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh my! :P

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 May 2017, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously not
Unless they dig up the dead one and Jim Henson fits it with animatronics
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/ \o\ /o\ /o/ \o/
Like you just don't care!

I was going to post this very bit of joyous news
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 18 May 2017, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This could be very very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 May 2017, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or very bad. I'm Skeksical.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 May 2017, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved David Bowie in the original

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 19 May 2017, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Newsreaders at the pub

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 18 May 2017, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post They got it just right.
When I listen to that strange, halting way newsreaders speak I can almost feel my brain turning into porridge, but this was funny all the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 19 May 2017, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is lovely stuff

(The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Can you copyright your dumb joke?
'At the heart of the lawsuit are five not-amazing jokes.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post wouldn't surprise me - seems tenuous though, comedians nick each others' material occasionally
I seem to remember some company was trying to copyright a paper bag a while back ffs
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to recall some corporation was trying to copyright a paper bag a while back FFS.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to experience the reminiscence that some institution tried to copyright a paper bag a while back fFs,

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Comedians turning up at gigs just to steal jokes! So that's why Robin Williams was always hanging around.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 19 May 2017, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a story about out Noel Fielding wanting to punch Peter Kay in the face for nicking material
from young relatively unknown comedians.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 May 2017, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a link post I was looking for something different but ....
SHUT UP and take my money!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post What were you looking for?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shiny helmets

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fetish wear?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that your peen?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're a peen
(well, you're a merican)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
gfycat.com/GiganticWellwornBongo
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
When I was into acid I wanted to make one of those, but with the lights on the inside.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 18 May 2017, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a link post The end of the last train-based circus in the USA
A really good, but rather bittersweet, read.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post are there giraffes and do they travel with their heads sticking out the top of the train?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly not

(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all for nature

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't disagree more
Nurture FTW
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post at least they'll have something new to talk about in gcse geography

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure we could appease the gods of the volcano with a suitably orange sacrifice

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Horrible racist!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 19 May 2017, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Silly thing I made years ago I made this!

(The Tramp Surveyor, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Table climbing, now there's a sport...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3KcyZqGueU
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 19 May 2017, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a link post The Great British Postcard Competition
This is just asking for some lovingly scribbled magenta entries. Being judged by that fella off them there butter adverts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who proudly sticks to his British roots by being an American citizen.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but crumpets.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm reading Lydon's autobiography at the mo, called Anger is an Energy
It's an interesting read, not least for his side on the various things that went on over the years, but it is written exactly as he speaks which makes it hard going in places.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd give it a read, but I still have Lemmy's biography to start... and I placed that on a teetering mountain of other unread books.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't know that

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he become an American citizen or was he always? "Being" implies that he was always.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it doesn't.
It's the present participle indicating the current state. There is no implication that it has ever been thus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes sense. It was the first part of the sentence that confused me.
We really need to build a wall to keep out immigrants. If it just kept John Oliver out, I would settle.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is now an American citizen
He used to be British.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's going to hard to beat their bulldog/BA/ziggyflash
What could be more Britishish than that?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post A tapestry depiction of Churchill kicking Angela Merkel in the flaps?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tapestry being woven by Theresa May
that's a good one for Jim'll Paint It (or whatever it's called)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a link post RIP Chris Cornell

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember thinking when he did that Bond theme: 'I dont really know who this is'
Thanks for the memories Chris
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious Benny! Put that on Twatter for both of your followers.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is no need to be unkind.
Shame on you.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, what sad times are these...

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 18 May 2017, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the best voices in rock.
Saw him live in 2012 doing his one-man show in London. Phenomenal stuff.

This, on the contrary, is fucking shit news :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can never seem to do anything that you approve of.
And the one time I apparently did, I was unconscious.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i.redd.it/1bj1wlee59yy.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your username is "butthurt"

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Errmm, quite.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 May 2017, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 May 2017, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Look Ma! I've finally made it .......... NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a link post new Star Trek show trailer

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 May 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Klingon race has one fuck of an unstable gene pool.
They should choose a face and stick with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 May 2017, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 18 May 2017, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is just smell of Kilngon food I have a problem with.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 May 2017, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post As an unashamed Trek nerd I really wish they'd stop messing around with the Klingons.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did they ever try to reconcile the differences?
I remember a DS9 episode where they went back in time and made a joke of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post They did, unfortunately.
It might have been hilarious if Michael Dorn wore the old style makeup and none of the other characters even noticed, but that's not what they went with.

In reality the matter was left at "[Klingons] do not talk about it" until the producers of Enterprise came along. We got an awful two-parter about genetic engineering, with Brent Spiner crammed in to try and keep the fans interested. My advice to you is to not watch that one.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 19 May 2017, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any sign of the Tribbles?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 May 2017, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post something about Uranus

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 18 May 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've largely been resolved after the signing of the Good Friday Agreement.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! You fool.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post And we have our comment of the week

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 May 2017, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thread jack.
The ginger fuhrer gets a name check for some nice The Sun trolling in this fortnight's Private Eye. I'd upload a pic, but I'm a spaz and it's too much of of a challenge for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's easy peasy lemon squeezy to do.


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 May 2017, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Naff orf art school.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post what percentage of Private Eye's readership has any idea what twitter is or what any of that means I wonder

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Benny, anyone who reads Private Eye is very well aware of Twitter.
You clearly don't read it if you ask a question like that. It's hardly rocket science. Also The Eye's circulation is currently at its all time high. And they say dead tree media is dying. You stick to The Beano. Benny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post have you sent them that bitingly satirical song you wrote yesterday?
You might get a mention
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post God I just love it when you two get it on.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly too much of a benny to even do some basic research before making assumptions from inside his bubble.
Private eye Twitter followers 369,000
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's the number of twitter users who want to follow Private Eye
Slightly different
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, proberbly not a Private eye reader amongst them.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Benny?
My primary school just called, they want their taunt back.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please Miss! He started it!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 May 2017, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your demeaning of the Beano offends me.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're a little naive on most forms of online content/marketing.
I got a letter printed where I corrected them on how YouTube adverts work (or at least how advertisers are charged for them).
\o/
That said, they share my opinion on Social Media marketing as being this generation's 'snake oil'. Largely untrackable and unattributable, and mostly a big fat waste of company money. But every idiotic MD i've worked for in the last 10 years has felt compelled to be doing "something" on social media, and hoping for deafening applause in the weekly meeting when the company's FB page gets another 20 'likes' that week.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Add to that the need to have a digital strategy without actually knowing what that might be
In steps some clown who promises to deliver one and increase revenue in two years. Clueless 'posh but dim' idiots employing clown are taken in and think he/she is some sort of saviour. Anyone with an ounce of sense can see he/she is a complete fraud and bullshitter.

Clown employs muppets on big salaries to do digital type things. Muppets do not really know what they are supposed to be doing but won't challenge the clown as they owe their jobs to him/her. After two years of bluster, Town Hall Meetings, Product Stand-ups, Big Data bollocks, thousands of post it notes stuck to white boards, money wasted on redundant Digital platforms etc the square route of jack shit has been delivered and millions wasted. Clown leaves before getting pushed and leaves muppets to await their inevitable fate.

True story at a major cultural institution.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Big Data bollocks is the worst.
"We've built a black box which scrapes the web and outputs pretty graphics which you couldn't possibly understand but basically mean we can justify tweeting a picture of your company logo iced on a cup cake at exactly 6.45pm. Now give us money and don't ask what our qualifications in data analysis actually are."
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same as SEO.
Really simple theory that anyone can understand, over-charged for by cunts with business studies degrees pretending it is rocket science and cherry picking irrelevent data to back up their 'success'.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Take the bleeding obvious regurgitate it with buzzwords and spin and sell it as something magic. Just like Pact Coffee
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 May 2017, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello to Jason Isaacs.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 May 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a fan film
cheap.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have netflix :(

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 18 May 2017, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean Tory party manifesto launch, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or scousers gathering for their work capability assessments

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or pensioners cruising through supermarket doorways in pairs at 0.0001 MPH

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post My mistake, it's the entirety of the Lib Dem's canvassers.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly Labour mp's trying to explain their position on the eu via the medium of interpretative dance.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 May 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Next"
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 18 May 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Primark"

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 May 2017, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post "George"
By ASDA.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Both right, although only ASDA on a BlackFriday.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 18 May 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone could win the internet
by putting this as the backdrop to a Boiler Room DJ set
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 18 May 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 May 2017, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a link post point taken

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good from 1.27 on :D

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you paul
thank you very much paul

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2:05 wins it for me...
"...or you become disabled or fragile and weak."

That's a reassuring speech right there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He likes touching ass. Break out the whip.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post come here my boy

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha that was gold!
i'm in trouble with my boss now for laughing though
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite the dullest thing I've seen in a long time.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're not meant to watch radio

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post If that's their standard, it would appear you're not expected to listen either.
Each to their own.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Bob
He regularly restores my faith in human nature.
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 18 May 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hot off the press
Keith now has Twitter...

https://twitter.com/SportVideoKeith

This has gotta be the best whimsical trolling i've ever seen :) Go Bob!
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Thu 18 May 2017, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a link post There goes Mr Cornell
GC because RIP
(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Could tell it was jcp from image.

Great song
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 18 May 2017, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post MASSIVE loss to music.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Aug 2017, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Chris Cornell's gone and died.
Crikey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 May 2017, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gutted

Saw them play Superunknown for a fiver a couple of years ago. Good memories :o(
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger
There's an extra black hole in the heavens tonight :'(
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your mums hole in the heavens

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 18 May 2017, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only have one mum

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post well th'e'yre holes are
in teh heavens
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Such a great voice and talent.
Going to destroy my speakers and piss off my neighbours now.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post *CAN YOU TURN IT DOWN PLEASE*
Thumps on wall
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shut it grandad
*posts turd through letter box*
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post spoonman - nuff said
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0_zzCLLRvE
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 18 May 2017, 10:40, , Reply)

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