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This is a link post I also want to be friends with this Leopard

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pet the kitty
Except I don't want to be in the same house when it goes batshit.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post midnight madness - cute in kittens, not so much with big cats
hence the cage, i guess
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would cuddle that cat so much.
I'd probably be eviscerated but it'd be worth it.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i just want to lay my head on its body and really feel that purr - sounds awesome
i'd be far to blissed out to register the subsequent savaging to care
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He wobes you...then rips your face off. I could think of worse ways to go.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Am I the only one who'd prefer to see it free and in the wild?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course not.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 May 2017, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps, but
animals have a nasty habit of being shot in the wild.
 (Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Sat 20 May 2017, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the original:
youtu.be/nPMi136tURg

'Voodoo was purchased at three months of age by a private couple from a breeder with the intention of making him a house pet and playmate to two full grown rottweiler dogs.

He was declawed on all paws but still overpowered his purchasers and was too rough and aggressive to keep, at which point he was brought to William Pottorff at Cedar Cove.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 20 May 2017, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top tip
Whilst leopards are cats, their spines are more like that of dogs. If you grab a leopard by the base of the tail (at the bum end as it were) and hang on, it can't actually turn round and snap at you with its teeth, cos its spine can't bend that way.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 20 May 2017, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What happens when you jam a thumb in their butthole?

Just asking for a friend...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 20 May 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's all well and good
But how long do you think you can hang on to the tail of a royally pissed-off leopard?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 May 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best TIL ever!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 20 May 2017, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post *PURRR*
In the comments..."this is a six speed leopard..." {:-D
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 May 2017, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 20 May 2017, 2:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post KITTY!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 20 May 2017, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a link post FDT NSFW I made this!
20 seconds of an abandoned attempt at one of those "sung by the movies" videos
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Fri 19 May 2017, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Word

(drunksteve is not drunk, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with all that.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as good as the book..

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 19 May 2017, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Photos of last year's London Bash

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't seem as bent as I'd expected.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 May 2017, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post No bends, straight as an arrow!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post *unplugs webcam*

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 May 2017, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post envy is unbecoming...

or so I have been told anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 20 May 2017, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Live cam of the Peregrine Falcons on Salisbury Cathedral spire. 5 eggs, one which has just hatched.
As a species we're looking after them now.
Saturday 11 July, 1874:
“To-day after 23 years I went to Britford again. The Vicar has in his house a fine collection of stuffed birds among which are a pair of peregrine falcons which were shot, of all places in the world, on the spire of Salisbury Cathedral.”

 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 May 2017, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright so because you have had an outburst I clicked it
Then spent 5 minutes watching a birds arse being blown by wind.

It was riveting...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 20 May 2017, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It redirects to pornhub?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 20 May 2017, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I NEVER DONE NUFFINK.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 20 May 2017, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post SYMPATHY REPLY

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 May 2017, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enablement castigation

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 21 May 2017, 2:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Brazilian has real mermaids

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it smells of fish.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Elusive Anchovy™.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Tantalizing Tuna ™

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Quarter Pound of Shrimps Stuffed Up It®.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crab paste!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 May 2017, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chocolate Starfish with Finger Dip ™

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mackerel Taco©.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 May 2017, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sashimi Slot™

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 May 2017, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post No fear of a Slippery Dick, evidently
(Halichoeres bivittatus)
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Completely unrelated
Rhodochiton atrosanguineus which the politically correct have renamed to Purple Bell Vine, used to be commonly known as Black Man's Willy:


 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 May 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also completely unrelated
i.imgur.com/JG4Phw6.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mermaids have Brazilians?

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 19 May 2017, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It allows them to swim faster.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a whole soap opera currently on air about it (I heard, I don't what that shit).
On fucking prime time.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 19 May 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat adoption advert
'utter bastard of a cat'
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's just adorable.
If I lived in Oz I'd have applied already.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are aces, dogs are cunts. 100% trufax
Clicks!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Correct!

(The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just by way of comparison
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_cat_attacks_in_the_United_States
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post All lies

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for cats!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 May 2017, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK DOGS AND CATS

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 19 May 2017, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post VIDEO, OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 19 May 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
PACs
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Harvard releases News Coverage of Donald Trump’s First 100 Days


(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
If he would just shut his stupid mouth, most of his problems would go away. But he can't shut his stupid mouth, so he creates his own hellscape.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
hellscape golf course
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 20 May 2017, 1:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to insert 'TL/DR'
...otherwise you nailed it
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 20 May 2017, 2:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Patient gets given ketamine as a pain killer
Very funny things happen
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't drugs AWFUL?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post THey used to include it in army medic kits
The vibe was that if you got wounded, two mates would bang you up with it, grab one side of your webbing each and drag you back to cover at top speed. Morphine was nearly strong enough. We were told that ket would effectively disconnect your head from your body. No point in using it if your head was actually disconnected from your body.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Direct link for those not on FB
https://youtu.be/htApRMWDueg
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got no idea about these things
but presumably the dose he got was higher than people would take as a recreational drug abuser?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a friend who used to inject it into his bottom
Intramuscular rather than IV, but even that wasn't a pretty sight: both during and after.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nonsense.
I bet you loved it.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post loved injecting it into his friend's bottom?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes... now.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I understand what Prufie was talking about.
b3ta.com/links/1440343
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It works, but is not fun
Had to be transported to the hospital after a back injury. Morphine wouldn't touch it, dilaudid wouldn't either and I felt ever crack in the road. At the ER, they hit me with ketamine and it broke the pain, but it was very unpleasant.

The fun with a high is that you have a reference to reality that lets you know just how far away from reality your high has taken you. With ketamine, there is no touch with reality, just petrifying, floating consciousness.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post K HOLE!
Yeah, done that once, didn't like it.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post New saying...
.."As happy as a Scotsman on Ket".
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Best used for recreation by humans. Other uses, as prescribed, are for animal sedation, and/or surgical use.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all about a good k hole.
In bed, so you're safe. 5 Leaves Left by Nick Drake is the perfect length. Ooh, and you must do it in the dark. It's a dissociative anaesthetic. Your brain forgets it has a body and you trip out on the extra brain power. Amazing, seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 May 2017, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post toin coss
between that and being dragged through the sand by two squaddies, I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 20 May 2017, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kinky.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 20 May 2017, 1:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Fascinating short HR Giger interview on the original Alien

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I'm convinced
Seems like quite a routine and normal interview for the late Giger
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 20 May 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Vote Conservative for a whole new internet!
proper wtf
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
wtff
 (I_am_B, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds completey sensible.
"It should be as unacceptable to bully online as it is in the playground, as difficult to groom a young child on the internet as it is in a community, as hard for children to access violent and degrading pornography online as it is in the high street, and as difficult to commit a crime digitally as it is physically."
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post meanwhile they're cutting police, teachers and social workers so all those things become easier, physically

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rochdale

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you presenting that as an argument for having fewer police, teachers and social workers?
hahaha you massive tit
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. What a typically imbecilic interpretation.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Online porn
played a significant role in the Rochdale abuse, I hear. It's one of the reasons for this crackdown.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 May 2017, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post this just stinks of moral panic

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 May 2017, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I have a good source.
It seems as though incest, rape and sado porn is corrupting. Who would have fucking guessed that?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 May 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post calm down Mary Whitehouse

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mary Whitehouse
objected to strong language.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 May 2017, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post she could have quite easily written this policy though
It's the Edwardian solution
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 May 2017, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're being obtuse and you know it.
You see exactly how much things have changed in a generation.

Whitehouse worried about the word "shit".

We worry now about rape, paedophilia, FGM, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 May 2017, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post my point is that this is a policy designed by a coalition of people
Those who have an interest in protecting the vulnerable but very little idea about the internet or the nature of the problem (Whitehousian social conservatives) and those who have no interest in protecting the vulnerable but are keen to promote and retain their own financial interests (Murdoch).

Therefore it a) wont work as they claim b) isnt really designed to work as they claim
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 May 2017, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You think government operates in a bubble
But they have vast resources. The Digital Economy Act has been scrutinised, redrafted and cross-checked by people who know more about this subject than anyone in the world.

You think the media are colluding but Dacre is livid about this and Desmond is an actual porn baron. I don't know what Murdoch's line is. Neither do you.

Stop worrying. You'll still be able to get your goat porn. The point is that your children won't.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 20 May 2017, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice sentiments - but totally unachievable
the UK gov't has no sway over any company or server operating outside the UK. Unless they are proposing to have a UK only internet. Retards
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post True enough.
So you prosecute the perpetrator rather than the companies providing the services. When a drunk driver kills someone, you don't sentence the guy who sold him the petrol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well even if you can find the "perpetrator" and tie that user to a real person
you'd then (most likely) have to extradite them to convict them for writing a comment like "Theresa's a cunt" or uploading a picture of their own cock
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta.co.uk!!!

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a long time coming.
Trick will be protecting the vulnerable without restricting the free exchange of information.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post the trick will be convincing people it's for their own good

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like in the real world?

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post forget 'protecting the vulnerable'
That's just the glitter they've rolled the shite in
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The public are already behind it
Overwhelmingly so in polls
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 May 2017, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes, well...

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 May 2017, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do they decide what porn is violent / degrading?
or is that just their general way of describing all porn?
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post A simple algorithm to see if the porn was made in Russia or Japan would suffice.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post They ask experts

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 May 2017, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sexperts?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 May 2017, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post that quotation really shows their ignorance

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'crack down on Facebook and Google to ensure that news companies get enough advertising money.'
Murdoch's hand right there
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ho lee fuck what a fucking mess

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 May 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're just determined to lose the grey vote....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been hoping for an Internet 2.0 for some time now.
One free of people asking facebook what time their local shop opens, saying happy birthday to a dead nanna or airing their dirty laundry in public.

Would make a nice change. And Governments do such good job providing world-class services like this, I'm sure it'll be great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what time DOES my local offie open?
I'm never up that early, as I was checking the previous evening what time it shut.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I genuinely wonder if that lot live in our world

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're just a shit China

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Facebook should just block them and
all their followers in advance.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The manifesto even suggests that the government might stop search engines like Google from directing people to pornographic websites. "
Christ. Why don't they just ban wanking?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a detrimental policy aimed at the young
I have all my fwap sites bookmarked
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've started printing mine out.
It's going to take quite a long time at 25 fps but the fwap-flick-book will be worth it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post you'll need to make that hands free somehow

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need a pedal powered Rolodex
c/w tissue and wart-cream dispensers. Don't bother with the vibro-saddle, it eats batteries.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post pedal powered?
not sure I'd be coordinated enough to get my strokes in sync with my cadence
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd give it a shot though

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sun 21 May 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I might give Bob Dylan a call and see if he'll run through them like in Subterranean Homesick Blues whilst I pull the end off it

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pro Nuclear Holocaust Anti Masturbation Freedom

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No doubt there will be lots of consultations and huffing and puffing from vendors to the point the winner over-commits and comes up with something equivalent to the Holly Hop drive. By then everyone will have moved off-grid to anonymous proxies.
 (ferris_b, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
fuckin naggers.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Here's Some More Stuff to Look At I made this!
Another pick'n'mix compilation...
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Fri 19 May 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post All good stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 May 2017, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely brilliant!
So many hilarious ideas. I love it.
 (Anitainment — Animated Entertainment, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks a lot!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quick & Dirty

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quick and well groomed more like
amirite
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Sweden lifts arrest warrant against Julian Assange and ends investigation
The embassy cleaner finally gets the cleaning cupboard back...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 May 2017, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope they reinstate it the moment he steps out onto the street.
Be like the end of the film Air Force One or something!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 May 2017, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'll still be arrested though : "failing to surrender to the court"

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post whatever happens, he's got a lifetime of extreme paranoia in front of him

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 May 2017, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Diddums
How sad for your hero.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair karma for getting trump elected.
If it wasn't for wikileaks clinton would have beaten him easily.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:59, , Reply)
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I doubt that. Trump people came out and voted. Nobody on the left was very inspired by Clinton. La la la... Stupid ass president. Sorry!
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Serves him right for meeting Farage. Maybe they're planning some new pro-Putin data dumps.

(Hemipygous, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't he entitled to Ecuadorian citizenship by now
and could live the rest of his life in the Galapagos communing with giant tortoises?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:12, , Reply)
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communing with getting bummed by
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I expect that's part of the hospitality at the Ecuadorian embassy

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
Luckily for him, he wasn't offered refuge at an embassy of an African elephant range country.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a link post We don't get much belching around here.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 May 2017, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Wishing political coverage was more Twin Peaks-y? This is the video for you.

Ed Balls as the backwards talking midget makes it worth your time by itself.
 (Frankiepigeon, Fri 19 May 2017, 0:10, , Reply)
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archive.org/details/Idiocracy_201507
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 19 May 2017, 1:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Trackdown (1958)
Western TV show.

In this episode a stranger calls Trump rides into town and convinces the townsfolk he can save them if they give him money to build a wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 18 May 2017, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny how a big lie can make us all like kids again
- love it https://youtu.be/kGWL1mMJHss
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 18 May 2017, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Ambergris!
You've spurred me to discover the IMDB thing that lets you answer questions like "is that gumshoe also the insufferable American football magnate from Columbo?"*

It's really very handy, and you can find it here.

*He is, and I also just found out that he also voiced Dr. Breen in Half-Life, so I wish I could give you two clicks.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 19 May 2017, 1:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh!
That's a thing I will use. Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 19 May 2017, 6:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be greatly improved by Mickey Mouse hats.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 May 2017, 1:14, , Reply)

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