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This is a link post A mainframe in the basement

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post What wasn't clear from that presentation
Has he got a girlfriend yet?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched a while ago
it's great
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a link post A lock

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post * casually places handgun on table *
"...and then find some way to discourage him from what he's trying to do to your motorcycle lock and chain..."
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. It is not.
I'm not sure what's making me angrier - that someone saw fit to bleat about it in the first place, or the person that caved in and thought they needed to apologise for it.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm increasingly convinced this type of story is 90% bullshit.
The other day, there was one about "Asda accused of sexism for selling a 'boys will be boys' jumper". This got in the national press.

When you look into it:

* One woman writes a stupid Facebook post and, as with all stupid people, hasn't locked down her account to just friends.
* Some Paul Joseph Watson type cunt found it to cherry pick as an example of all liberal people being over offended. It spreads around cunty groups because it backs up what they already believe.
* The press think there is a story because it's spreading on Twitter.

You then get groups going into reputation management mode because they're scared of the Twitstorms which the people claiming to be against that type of thing have fanned.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paul Watson is that guy who stands infront of a world map isn't he?
Because he thinks it will make his rants more academic, or something

He is a complete cunt though
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post no that's fred talbot

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, just ignore it, it'll go away.

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely.
Glad we agree.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post As usual.

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should have played Dude Looks Like a Lady after the apology

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha
done a lol
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I done a lol-a, lol lol lol lol lo-la

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing,
that if a piece of artistic expression contains any hint that a woman who used to be a man... used to be a man... then it's transphobic as it isn't maintaining the illusion that women who used to be men DIDN'T used to be men.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't keep up with what i'm supposed to be offended by these days
It used to be 'don't be a cunt' to other people. Now it seems much more complex


(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!!

(, Mon 22 May 2017, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the offensive bit now? Not the referring to black women as coloured girls bit anymore?

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Colored" I think you'll find
"Coloured" is and was different.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I may be a terrible speller but I refuse to spell in American

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post The NAACP never got the memo.

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the '80s/90s UK saying 'Black' always felt wrong to me
always made me think of S.Africa as in 'git off my beach, you bleck bestid'
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the 70's the term coloured was seen as being racist.
The lyrics were controversial at the time.
And seeing as Bendydick Cuminherpatch got slated for using it a while back I thought it still was.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It depends what side of the pond you're talking about
Jim Crow signage always said 'colored' this or that. Growing up in the UK, I heard plenty of racist insults in my time, but I don't remember 'coloured' being involved very often. Coloured people used to say it. My Nan used to say it and she wasn't even that racist (for a Nan)
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Votes Cerebus*
CEREBUS! THE VOICE OF REASON!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who's this Cerebus cunt?

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Team Bathtub will fuck you up

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
"Holly Woodlawn, who died in 2015, spoke positively about the song later in life, saying: "(Film director) Paul Morrissey made me a star, but Lou Reed made me immortal.โ€

The subject of the song didn't seem to have a problem, no one else gets to be offended on their behalf.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post will no one think of the cherry cola?

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given that Lou Reed was actually dating a trannie when he wrote it, I'd guess not.
These 'safe space' cunts need culling. Vote stuj and I promise that on my very first day in power I'll set up camps with rooms marked 'safe space' and for a very small fee I'll let you throw in the Zyklon B crystals once each of them is filled.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post that may be a tiny over-reaction
couldn't you just have doors at opposite ends and signs that say 'safe space' and 'alt-right conference'?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is 50 years old! Here's my little tribute. I made this!

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is 50 years old!
Here's my little tribute,
Listen or Download here....
https://hearthis.at/wdFzjXBK/mp3j-sgtpepper2017/

This is an expanded version of the mix that DJ Useo aired recently.
A splendid time is guaranteed for all.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Seconds away, round two...
Too soon?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's good!

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 2:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Wondering what happened to Tabs?
Who knew everyone's favourite b3tan had such celestial import?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is amazingly exciting!
I can hardly keep it in my pantsu! but thanks for the universe news update. I dig the stars.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking murderous bastard he is
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You coming to the b3sh, bumface, eh?
Also: That is quite interesting.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tried going to London once and didn't like it.
But I do hope you'll all raise a pint glass of cheap schnapps for me.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post B3sh, the LOVELY Tabby?
:D, been too long.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a link post The history of everything in 20 minutes! NSFW
Some swears, very funny.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Again?

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post he said - This is a link post The history of everything in 20 minutes!
Some swears, very funny.

cloth ears eyes
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post One more time, with feeling.

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post he said - This is a link post The history of everything in 20 minutes!
Some swears, very funny.

*fondles buttocks*
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post So Glasscock inspector fails again.
Sue me!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a link post 25 days after operation I made this!
Well its been an interesting path that I have been on and I must that all the staff on willow ward in Northampton general hospital have been very very good
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace! So when do you get the peg?

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i.imgur.com/rBT5oCx.jpg
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post so that's where he went
He was awol
Absent with out leg
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The strangest part is the scribbled out children's drawings

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to get legless tonight too.

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope you're telling everyone it was a huge shark.

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post huge ? it was bloody massive all teefs and fins
Will be getting a first fitting for my new evil leg in a couple of months once all the swelling has gone down and I have started to wear my shrinker stocking
Which looks something like a stocking a dwarf would wear but with less sexeh and more Nora batty and when the stump is nice and thin with a good length the people at the leg place will then put me through nasty nasty exercise which when you see me and my body of an athlete built like a Donisthorpe and me in a dwarf stocking is just a little bit strange.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post how can you be built like a village, which is Donisthorpe, in the North West Leicestershire, district of Leicestershire, England?
The population is included in the civil ward of Oakthorpe and Donisthorpe.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well you know those quaint old English villages that look like time has them by ?
If you saw me I would be the Do rain Gray of the village.
All that old age and decay has to go some where
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a wiggly path?

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it is a bit of a wibblywobbley path
But could easily be down to my wife pushing the wheelchair.

On a more serious note though is the dramatic reduction in my intake of massive drugs.
I was at a dreadful point in life where the pain killers where not working and I was taking more and more of then each day I was taking morphine liquid and tablets along with several other big hitters.

But the moment I woke from the operation I was a different person it felt like all the years of pain and hurt had finally allowed me access to my real self.
The difference so dramatic that even the surgeon on his round the next day said I was sitting like a different person to who had operated on the day before.

The only problem I have had with pain was due to a blood clot that had formed when the drain got blocked.
Since then all my meds have been cut down to almost nothing and are being reduced on a week by week basis.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top stuff, FBK.

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Ho Fray
Tell you what
I have never had so many lovely lady's offering all sorts of help since this came off.
Although I do feel a bit shy and start to stutter when I am trying to ask them if it involves a happy ending
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any road up, good luck. You sound like you have a smile again.

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to hear it's going well over all

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a Bluebottles wet dream
An interesting path is probably an understatement but the best and good luck on your continuing journey.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mm mm wet dream

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah well reminded. Gotta take the joint of gammon out the fridge

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looking good
you could draw a face on that, and look like the guy that sits next to me at work.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey yous guys

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is well done!
remember, laughter heals all wounds!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post many years ago my wife had a nasty gash
I laughed so much at it that I haven't seen it since 😢
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www2.b3ta.com/gash-or-tash/
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay Fluffy!
Very glad to hear you are on the mend
:)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'll grow back right?

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post how long before you get to go home and shoot your girlfriend through the door to the lav?

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you get your foot back to make a cool ash-tray?

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a link post This message brought to you by the God Emperor of Mankind
NSFW because 'Powerfist' sounds inherently sexual
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a link post The earth is flat
Wake up sheeple! This fella proved it with a spirit level.

(edited link to a different clickbait site)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post this site attempted to kill my browser, just a heads up

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh. There's not much adware on it
uBlock and Ghostery just show the usual suspects, nowt malicious just annoyances. /edit, oh I'm probably checking the replacement link.

Just put the last pixel on The Fear! Yay. pixelcanvas.io/
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just admiring that
Nicely
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice job.
Could I just add to that and say I did the skull.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Teh Fear
Seems to have grown a cock.

Great job on the boots
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some fucker's writing over it now
Fixing that... sloooooowly

And I can't take credit, I mostly did some boot and was just lucky enough to be the one finishing it - some other b3ta monkey did the bulk of the work. Bless you, unknown b3tan.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did some of that, and a bit of fixing of a few rogue red pixels. Started writing Mind the piss but got bored.

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy...
pixelcanvas.io/@48,-24
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post David Bowie Eyes

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post cut him some slack
he's only out by a small amount
chem.tufts.edu/answersinscience/relativityofwrong.htm
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post The trouble with old model steam engines
Interesting if you like videos made by men from Yorkshire who are talking about engineering.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post sadly, until today
this will only have been watched by other Yorkshiremen into engineering who already know every single thing he's saying.
But I for one am glad to know about drive shafts being too loose in the crank webbing. I get that myself these days.
Edit. And I'm fucked if I'm buying a model steam engine from an internet auction site.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Along the same lines.
I subscribe to this guys' channel. He's just south of Hull. NSFW due to farts and swears.
youtu.be/t3Qw0YT4kbA
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post fabulous
sent this to all my chums, thanks for the link :o)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOLZ
spends ages trying to fix an issue, result is no different.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Algorithm designed to invent new paint colours
Stanky Bean anyone?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post More of a Stargoon kinda guy myself.

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I will have the smoking room in `dope` and `stoner blue`
The bathroom in `sindis poop` and `turdly`

Living room in `stummy beige`

Bedroom in `snow bonk`

Kitchen in `stanky bean`

I will impress all the effete wankers who visit.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget to have a copy of 50 Shades Of Bank Butt on the coffee table.

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stoner Blue
is pretty apt.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Sleeping Betty (2007)
by Claude Cloutier/National Film Board of Canada
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Sweet Sue's Whole Chicken In A Can Challenge (L.A. BEAST'S 200th Video) NSFW
Aside being short of a few brain cells, the beast can be mildly amusing at times as he heaves all over his bedroom. NSFW due to occasional dubious language.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a link post I always kinda liked the music but also tended to hate on Jarre to be honest...
The 'look i'm breaking laser beams to play piano' tended to make me suspicious of being a bit showmanship-fakery-can-only-do-it-in-a-studio...

But here he is with all his toys (which you gotta envy) - and here's a linky to him using 'em. Chapeau.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 1:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwsflF5Fyho
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 1:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm a latecomer to Jarre. Like you I think I was put off by the pomposity, but I hadn't actually listened to the albums until a couple of months back. Big mistake. Equinoxe is brilliant.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just getting in there first
I'm a latecomer to Jarre.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the harp developing a fault
I was also sceptical about the showiness of it all at the time, but it was the early 80s and.....
FUCKING LASER HARP!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5P_sc_BF5I
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Ark PVP No Tame server, Episode 5! I made this!

(, Fri 19 May 2017, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a link post c_kick - Cificap I made this!
Hope you like!
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I like it. I've listened to it thrice.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I too enjoyed that.
Nice work.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 2:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Be watchful!
GC from 2012 but has never been more necessary.
Bonus: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_DaMKUP3Og
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Making a bike.
Someone might enjoy this. He doesn't put many videos out. I find them satisfying because he seems very content with his occupation.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post clicked
but it's sure as fuck not the bike I'd build.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post that thing really is ace

(, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*eye strain and nausea*
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's rad. But does it have an engine? I can't bothered by pedaling.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does have an engine
Custom made by Harley Davison: https://www.royalcollection.org.uk/collection/212776/design-for-kenilworth-am1.

I heard that Harleys are ridden by gays and hell's angels. I think it's clear which applies here!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's neither
What bikes are favoured by the ignorant?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh it's the "look at me" man...

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post What, that's Dom?

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You must have been a blast at art school

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 4:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen the 'Don't look at me Man'
No? He's that good.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
And why punish yourself with tiny wheels and hub gears if the thing won't even fold?
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because you'v enever seen one of these before?

(, Fri 19 May 2017, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't bore us, get to the ... oh

(, Fri 19 May 2017, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post was that 'oh'
you reaching climax?
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not just porn
I can talk dirty too...colnago....Dogma F8, Bianchi Infinito, S-Works Tarmac, you like that don't you?
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm telling mother teresa
You're gonna get done
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 6:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's old school. Those cranks alone are relics.
Probably some old lady who just rides to the grocers.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 5:09, , Reply)

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