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This is a link post b3ta's favourite right on American comedian admits he's not so right on after all.

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This is a normal post I think the man is about as funny as a bus pulling away just as you run up to it,
but as apologies go, that was pretty right on, even for a creeper.
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This is a link post Unicorns are Gangster! I made this!

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This is a normal post need more PUBG model painting videos.
Or something.
possibly high-pitched hackers fucking it up?
clicked anyway.
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Unicorns are Gangster! Gay!
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Are there any games where you can shoot through doors?
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This is a link post The Big Bang Theory
With only one person laughing.
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This is a normal post That's....
All TV should be like this!
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This is a normal post I actually think you could have a show where you subtly make the audience a character

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This is a normal post P&R

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This is a normal post In that, isn't the production team the character?

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This is a normal post Peep Show

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This is a normal post Is the perspective ever not an on-screen character?

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This is a normal post Reminds me of a thing we did.
George RR Martin laughing at Sitcoms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icp22yquZjc
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This is a link post Indie Game Review: Tiny Echo I made this!
One of those "arty" games, which is bit of a fever dream. Not really sure what's going on, but it gives me an opportunity to ramble incoherently for 15 minutes or so.
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Bookmarked for when I'm not in the pub.

Also \o/
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This is a normal post Have you been to the pub loo yet?
'Cos it sounds like Dogbomb recorded the audio in it
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I have
I'd avoid the urinal on the left if I were you. You'll see why.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You know what...
recording while drunk is fun!

editing while drunk, is bloody terrible!
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This is a normal post FRIDAY!!!!

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This is a normal post \o/

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You have an uncanny talent
to make the mundane entertaining. I request you continue to do so.
(, Sun 12 Nov 2017, 23:35, Reply)
This is a link post Another John Lewis Parody (from The Poke) NSFW

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This is a link post Another year another parody

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This is a normal post Somewhat surprised to find House of Fraser have done a feelgood happy one this year
Instead of the raucous shite they normally produce.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, that makes much more sense :D

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy from Elbow with an acoustic guitar, under the bed.
There you go. Made a parody.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Bingo!
:D
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This is a normal post superb :)

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ha - very good!
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Great.
Had to go and watch the original to see what had changed.
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This is a link post I searched for Blade Runner

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fuck that's shite, even the shite gun.
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This is a normal post Real shite
www.joke.co.uk/all-adult-fancy-dress-costumes/mr-hankey-the-christmas-poo-costume~78045/
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This is a normal post Oof.
Right outside the bathroom too.
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This is a normal post do they do a matchig "intruder"

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This is a normal post comes with a bathroom door costume full of holes

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This is a link post Phnnty Phnnnt I made this!
The latest episode of Dad's posthumous series Weirdy Rhymes is online. This one is GORGEOUS.

(I made this-ish - Me and a few of his mates are rushing around trying to finish them off for him)
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This is a normal post that's quite amazing
so much going on and yet so smooth
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I don't know how he planned it out without any sort of computer or storyboard. He just went for it a frame at a time!
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This is a normal post That's amazing! Just brilliant stuff.
All of these are good, but that one particularly so.
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This is a normal post awesomely awesome

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This is a normal post Haha.
Fantastic. The thumbs down certainly wasn't me. Whoever it was must not like eye kissing.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 18:04, Reply)
This is a link post Here's the real JL crimbo ad.
Not crying just something in my eye.
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This is a normal post ahhh, the fox died
buys a hand crafted, vintage, John Lewis Dead Fox (TM) for Christmas
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This is a normal post Spoilers!

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Elton john's lost it.
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This is a normal post need some one to voice david attenborough over the top

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This is a normal post Really glad that wasn't the real ad
Otherwise I would say that John Lewis had lost the plot
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This is a link post Giant coconut crab sneaks up on a sleeping bird
and kills it.
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This is a normal post ha, booby1

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This is a normal post (^(^(V)::(V)^)^) GO TEAM ROBBER CRABS!

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This is a link post For all you knob twiddling b3tans: character.animation.synth
Fucking vimeo with its Flash embedification
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:26, Reply)
This is a link post Police break into flat when Alexa starts loud part on its own
#skynet
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This is a normal post It's the First Law of Robotics:
Alexa had to act to make sure the owner is awake and places late-night drunk orders on Amazon. Otherwise Amazon's business would come to harm.
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This is a normal post And dont forget of course, that music is copyrited to fuck so thats going to be on his next amazon bill
under breach of copyrite, for playing loud music to entice or draw people into your establishment


or some other fuckery
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Do. Not. Want.

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This is a normal post Ha just a flashback moment
many years ago as a youngling i was reading Escort or Knave or Fiesta or what ever it was, there was a cartoon inside that stuck in my mind for some reason.

Sherlock holmes and Dr Watson enter a room
Sherlock is carrying a Gramaphone player contraption and turns to Watson and says
You keep an eye out while i hide the bug
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a mute button on top of the thing which stops this happening
Why doesn't anyone else use it?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Because nobody's as clever as you.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:23, Reply)
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Well you're not, but most other people, including the amazon product designers realised a mute button would be useful.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "Why doesn't anyone else use it?"
A minute ago it was just you. I just can't keep up with the capricious inconsistencies.
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There, there sweetie, keep trying, I'm sure you'll get the hang of things eventually.
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This is a normal post Maybe because he wasnt in?

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This is a normal post If you read the whole article
it says the drunk German more-money-than-sense twat turned the music on and turned the volume up remotely.
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This is a link post Good news everyone! Brexit is reversible!
Says the guy who codified the whole concept of it.
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This is a normal post Tixerb
So catchy
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
sounds like a San Fransisco start-up
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This is a normal post or an insect repellant

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This is a normal post It is a really annoying
Star Trek character.
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This is a normal post or a Tourettes dating app

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This is a normal post IS it the new STD? that you can only get from Imigrants?

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This is a normal post Cough medicine
for stoners
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This is a normal post hahah yes!

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This is a normal post *Steals*

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This is a normal post Surely it's Brexerb
if we get about 50% of the way through and THEN start going backwards.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Brevolving door

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This is a normal post The name implies that at least one government is willing to see you lot back.
(Not you in particular, or the people, but your whole dumb "giving lessons" intelligentsia.)
Better get on yer Breknees and Breblow.
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This is a normal post :D
shortened to brb
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This is a normal post Something Napoleonic about that

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Except it isn't, because there's no appetite to reverse it in the cabinet or shadow cabinet, regardless of the negative consequences and impacts. The Racists, Russians and filthy rich won this one.

Good quote from David Davis in there though: "A democracy that has lost the right to change its mind has ceased to be a democracy."
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This is a normal post That doesn't mean it's irreversible.
It just means that it probably won't be reversed (and we should note Terri's suggestion this morning that leaving should be baked into law on a particular date, irrespective of any facts or sanity).
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Sure, "it's not going to be reversed" isn't quite the same as "irreversible" but they have the same end result ...
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Except
one means it cannot be reversed no matter what and the other means all that has to happen is for some people to change their minds.
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This is a normal post ^This^
It's really rather fundamental.
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This is a normal post Suck it up libtards
A bright new future of European conflict (and, hence, much-needed population thinning and scientific advancements) beckons.

Perhaps, also, a long-overdue resurgence in Christianity (and the persecution or expulsion of heretics, infidels and atheists).
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I, for one, welcome our new Russian overlords
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This is a normal post All Russia can do is cause trouble
It has no economy worth speaking of, doesn't have the institutions or legal framework to let business thrive, is riven by corruption and state theft on a colossal scale, and has nothing to export but oil, gas and disinformation.

We and the French, however, have nuclear weapons.
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This is a normal post Last time i looked in the cupboard Russia had more than both us and those froggy rascals over the channel.
woldnt be surprised if the Gvnmt actually privatise the nuclear weapons system and have to pay mega bucks to compensate the new owners if they ever need to fire them, of course it would have to go to a shareholder vote first though
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This is a normal post So do the Russians

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#deterrence
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This is a normal post Yeah, you might not hve realised his, but Russia has Nukes too. A lot more of them than we do.
A lot more of them than we and the French combined have, in fact.
And more importantly, unlike us, Russia doesn't need the USA's permission to launch their nukes.
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This is a normal post I'd be careful what you wish for
Sexual deviants are normally fairly high up their list
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This is a normal post It was trying to create a unified europe that was the motivation behind so many wars over the centuries.

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This is a normal post Yeah unified behind Napoleon, Unified behind the Kiaser, Unified behind Hitler its the isle of white we have to watch out for they aree building there forces in full daylight and passing it of as tourism
it isnt, it is full scale military mobilisation, have you seen there latest vehicles? full stealth, you dont even know it is a weapson system untill its to late/ those double barrel 99's are no joke when you are faceing the bussines end. And those so called called deck chairs? even the Vietcong didnt stoop so low as reclining man traps, its unuman what there twisted scientists have thought up, all those storys of standing on lego? field testing in progress.
You think that is a RO/RO ferry? think again, its a full onasualt landing craft
If you dont hear from me again, is because i have said to much
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You really don't see a difference between complete military subjugation under dictatorial regimes and a group of independent nations coming together for their greater good allowing all to keep their cultures and identities?

*backs away slowly* .. okay.
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This is a normal post I didn't say there wasn't a difference did I?
Just pointing out many wars have been fought and lost because psychopaths have gotten it into their head to join a bunch of countries together.

This latest attempt at a unified Europe is just more subtle.
Like boiling a frog, at least we're getting out with just minor burns.

And as for "group of independent nations coming together for their greater good allowing all to keep their cultures and identities? "
Let's see in 20 years time how much of that culture and identity remains in the United States of Europe.
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What do you consider these "minor burns", or are you just inventing shit to fit your narrative? EU membership has been hugely beneficial for the country.

Your paranoia about furrins is simply off the charts.
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This is a normal post Cerebrus isn't paranoid about foreigners
But I am. Muslims, mostly. I don't want any more in this country until we have worked out how to integrate our existing ones into society.

So if you want to shout "racist" at someone, do it at a genuine racist like me.
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This is a normal post Okay, but you know they aren't coming from "Europe" don't you?
They're coming from the middle east and north africa. You also might have noticed that the EU/France are actually preventing lots of them from running through the Channel Tunnel, something they'll have no incentive to do due to Brexit.
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This is a normal post don't take away his race card, it's the only one he's got to use.

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This is a normal post MrMann makes perfect sense how many of you have been in a muslem dominated area in this country and felt like it was different country
They have no intention of becoming English and joining the comunity, and in many places the areas they live in are shit holes and filthy, Not all are like this and there asome genuine muslems who want to do the best for them selfs and the wider comunity as a whole.

Call me a racist if you want but i have seen the slowly creeping cancer these cause and it does need to stop
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:04, Reply)
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How is leaving the EU going to do anything but make that worse? The EU are literally "protecting you" from a big set of muslim/syrian refugees currently sitting in Northern France.
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This is a normal post I don't really see how Germany accepting 1.2m Muslim refugees in one year isn't a problem
Or the 200,000 a year they've promised to "limit" it to.

Or the quota system that is the only rational response to the huge numbers of people desperately setting out from the North African shore (in the certain knowledge that Europeans will pick them up a couple of miles offshore - and well within the 12 mile limit).

And even if the migration ended tomorrow - which it won't - that is still a very considerable number of aliens (in every way) already in situ that the continent must somehow incorporate.

#racist
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Germany is not the UK. That still applies whether we're in or out of the EU. Just because Germany took in extra refugees doesn't mean we're obligated to do so.

I'm happy that you're admitting it's a racism thing, it's refreshingly honest - the contortions that people try to pull themselves into to try and say their decision wasn't a racist one are pretty fantastic.
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1) Free movement of people in the EU
2) Attracts more migrants to Europe
3) My point about EU migrant quotas
4) You're welcome! It is absolutely no skin off my nose to be thought a racist by a thick student on the Internet
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It's also clearly no skin off your nose to directly chose to wreck the economic future of the country to support your racist views. Cheers for inflicting that on everyone else.
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This is a normal post A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
Also, don't assume I voted for Brexit. In fact, I'm one of the 28 per cent. (I was busy...er..."helping the police" that day...)
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This is a normal post First thing to do is stop picking them up from there boats and taking them to Italy or Greece
pick them up and take them straight back to the nearest beach/port they left from, that will disuade some from attempting to cross, the people that set these up, sell the point that you will be picked up and taken to xxxx. Stop doing that and that will be a start
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You're totally fine with preventing innocent people from fleeing a warzone?

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This is a normal post ^ This guy, saving the world with his keyboard
Don't let anyone tell you he's not making a difference.
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Way to dodge the basic moral question.
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This is a normal post Yes, I'm fine with that.
These people do not exist to me, any more than some nameless fruit vendor in Peru exists.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:48, Reply)
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Wow you utter cunt. You're an honest cunt though.
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This is a normal post Yet I do more for refugees that you have ever done, or will ever do.
Funny that, isn't it?

You care with all your heart, because it makes you feel better. And it doesn't do anyone else a bit of good.
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You're passing judgements on my charitable and foreign aid work, based on what knowledge? Yep, you help some refugees learn english and that's super as I've said before.

Sure I care a little about the plight of the helpless and things like basic human rights because I can empathise without having met someone and think "but for the luck of birth that could have been me". If you think that's something to be belittled and ridiculed that's your problem not mine.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry
for being flippant. Obviously I have empathy for these people. I'm not a complete psychopath.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry too
I also realise that there's a limited amount of empathy out there and people get bored of being told to be sad/upset/angry at whatever the issue of the day is and the emotive nature of these things get peoples backs up - No-one's immune to it.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm Kofi Annan

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This is a normal post its not th genuine warzone refugees that is the problem, as mentioned earlier, it is the economic migrants
that are flooding europe and getting over here by various means that are causing the issues, they have no regards for anyone but them selfs and fuck anyone who doesnt kowtow to them, look at all the sex assualts in Germany and the rest of Europe carried out by these people, so bad in Sweden that the police are banned from describing suspects www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/swedish-police-are-not-allowed-to-give-descriptions-of-alleged-criminals-so-as-not-to-sound-racist-a6810311.html
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This is a normal post Economic migrants are the backbone of the UK kickball league
Send 'em all back I say! Hopefully that would kill the fucking moronic game forever.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "look at Germany"
dude, for the millionth time, Germany is doing fine.

The sex assualts (sic) you mention (I guess you're talking Cologne?) were in fact committed by people who'd moved here LONG before the last years of refugee influx.
Not only that, but any reported increases in crimes by undocumented people were either minor drug possession or fare dodging.

Further, there was an increase in immigrant crime rates, but the majority was amongst people from the former USSR and Balkan states.
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This is a normal post If i knew the answer to that i would tell you

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This is a normal post as a child of a muslim immigrant:
go fuck yourself, you fucking cunt. (see? we can even integrate into your language!)

Also, are you in any way aware that majority-muslim countries and the EU are different things, or are you just using Brexit as an excuse to spout whatever dog-whistle racist shit that you want?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 18:09, Reply)
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Are you a Muslim though? Interesting to get your perspective.
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This is a normal post nah, atheist
for what it's worth, I see it as muslims being the target du jour, just like with Jews, Irish, black people, gays, eastern europeans, muslims... and it's all the same arguments again (they're not like us / not our religion / not part of our community).
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This is a normal post At least it takes away the validation
for those people who want us pushed against a cliff edge forcing a choice between `no deal` or `everything we want` when there is always the option of just not doing it and going back to not having all the problems.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't we leave
Have everything gradually fuck up
...then join again, and get rid of all those pesky rebates and vetos?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly
I think that is their plan, it was too much pressure keeping up the anti-europe thing whilst having loads of benefits from the EU.
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This is a normal post I thought this was already known?
Cept there's no public or real political will to make it happen and if we did we'd probably be the EU's bitch knowing that we had given up our one chance to escape.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It was already known
It seems that Brexiteers are wont to forget it though, so they need reminding every so often.
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There's a lot of public will to make it happen, whether or not your denial will allow you to accept that.
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This is a normal post Is there?
Then where's the proper angry demos, where's the lobbying of m.ps, christ where's the fucking riots? A few thousand middle aged white people on a jolly march wearing blue with fucking stars painted on is not "a lot of public will"

I suspect reality is you have a bubble of like minded people around you that is giving you that impression. Must people either still back leave and those that voted remain just want to get on with it.

Here's some stats to pop that bubble.
yougov.co.uk/news/2017/06/15/majority-favour-pushing-brexit-many-are-tempted-so/
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Riots? What's the fucking matter with you? We're British. All the protests have been done in the correct way, including petitions, lobbying MPs, many marches and protests, however they are done peacefully because that's the right way to do things.

Stop talking utter bullshit on the numbers too - "Most" people didn't back leave - Ignoring the fact that we got nowhere near a 100% turnout the vote was basically 50-50.

No-one that voted remain has changed their mind, wheras 30% of all the people that voted leave admit that they were conned by a bus. Sums it all up nicely.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay dokey...
"Riots? What's the fucking matter with you? We're British. All the protests have been done in the correct way, including petitions, lobbying MPs, many marches and protests, however they are done peacefully because that's the right way to do things."

The British have a fine tradition of rioting, the fact that you don't know that is shameful.

Peaceful demos achieve fuck all.

"Stop talking utter bullshit on the numbers too - "Most" people didn't back leave - Ignoring the fact that we got nowhere near a 100% turnout the vote was basically 50-50."

The turnout was over 70% that's a lot for a poll and if you can't be bothered to vote on one of the largest post war issues this country has faced then you don't need to count their opinion now.

"No-one that voted remain has changed their mind, wheras 30% of all the people that voted leave admit that they were conned by a bus."
You just going to ignore the link I put up there then? 26% of people that supported remain now just want to get on with leaving.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:15, Reply)
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You added the link later, after your initial post. Difficult for me to predict a ninja-edit. I like that it's a pro-government propaganda site, that unsurprisingly is backing the government line.

We've been around the houses on this one. I can show you polls and stats from places, you can do the same:
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/new-poll-suggests-third-brits-11027263

Just because you're uncivilised and see rioting as British, I don't. I see the right to peaceful protest and using the official methods available as British, although I'm increasingly aware that a good few Brits are godawful human beings. When was the last time a riot achieved anything? Miner Strikes? That thing where all the kids in London got new trainers?

In terms of your bubble accusation, I think that's fair. I would never even consider a friendship or even voluntary acquaintance with anyone that voted Brexit - I don't know anyone in my close circle that didn't vote for remain and everyone else I'm aware of that voted for leave (at work and friends of friends) are the ill-educated, provincial types at work, who I already knew were little englander racists. There's no grey area here for me -
Unlike Trump I don't think there are any "good people" on the pro Brexit side and evidence continually backs me up.
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This is a normal post So you're still paying the poll tax and letting black shirts walk across London then?
Miners? Orgreave was instigated by the government.

Don't all succeed I grant you like the anti student fee's riots of 2010 and black people are still dying in custody despite many race riots but I would suggest more would be if it wasn't for various riots in the 80's and 90's.

But whens the last time a peaceful protest changed anything?
The largest one I can think of was the Stop the War one but Blair took not one notice and we're in the state we are now.

***WARNING I MADE AN EDIT TO SOME OF THE GRAMMAR***
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:54, Reply)
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Never had an issue with the poll tax personally (oh no a small fixed fee for all people equally!) and there's bugger all difference between the blackshirts and the likes of the EDL or UKIP, except for their arguably natty dress style.

I DID AN EDIT TOO, JUST TO ADD THIS COMMENT HERE
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's you fucking remoaners that are the ones in denial.
Day in, day out crying that 'the vote wasn't fair, this isn't how democracy is supposed to work.' Fuck the lot of you. Put me in charge and I'll show you how a real non-democracy works. You and your family will be in the first cattle-truck heading East.
You LOST the damn vote. And frankly, if I had a bullet for every fucking libtard that bitched and whined and threw their toys out of their crib WITHOUT EVEN HAVING GONE TO THE POLLING STATION I could fill about a dozen crematoriums in an hour.
(, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The EU and the Remaintards can shove it. They need taking down.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray for merciless subjugation!
Crush the unbelievers! Fuck 'em! They lost!
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post this cold weather's probably taken down a few Leave voters

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:18, Reply)
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Did you get picked on by the EU in the playground again yesterday? Did "so called experts" take your lunch money? Did liberals make you feel bad for being morally bankrupt? Poor Pruffie.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post So says the whinging libtard that lost the referendum. Shove it. You're going down.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you moved to a mid-US state yet?
It would be nice to get all the post-modern nazis in one place to keep an eye on them
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Such a Libtard. Accuses me of Nazism for my opposition to an unelected autocratic elite.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:34, Reply)
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Oh look you've gone back to your terrifying imaginary EU monsters under the bed argument again, just like Farage - At least he has a transparent agenda to protect his own off-shore wealth when the EU have said that they would be going after tax avoidance schemes in earnest.

The EU parliament is elected, the rest of the structure is a civil service, who, just like the British Civil Service, are indeed unelected. Are you going to vote to leave the Civil Service next? Do you have a problem with the people that work in the houses of parliament that weren't elected?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The EU parliament cannot make it's own legislation. It can merely rubber stamp laws passed to it.
No MEP or group of MEPs can even introduce a bill. It is the Commission, your so called civil servants, that make all the laws. The idea that the parliament can reject any law put to them remains theoretical. If you actually believe the European Parliament has any power you are even more ignorant than you are arrogant.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:05, Reply)
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It doesn't remain theoretical, they can reject anything put to them. Next.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:07, Reply)
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It remains theoretical because they never have. Name a law they rejected. While studying EU law for an LLB I was repeatedly told the Parliament had never rejected a law put to them. So just give me a source. Not about the hypothetical procedure, but about an actual law that was rejected.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:25, Reply)
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https://www.hortweek.com/eu-parliament-rejects-invasive-species-ban/plant-health/article/1375640

www.europarl.europa.eu/news/en/press-room/20151022IPR98805/parliament-rejects-national-gmo-bans-proposal

There are loads.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Laws are not the same as proposals.
That's so basic it's not even in constitutional law 101. Spastic.

Find something that was actually drafted as a law. Not a proposal, an actual law. Not like so much hot air you puff out of your gob.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post How does something become a law?
It's proposed as a law! Here's a quote from the links above, which you clearly don't understand:
"A draft EU law that would enable any EU member state to restrict or prohibit the sale and use of EU-approved GMO food or feed on its territory was rejected by the European Parliament on Wednesday"

That's them rejecting a law. The ones that are current laws have not been rejected or they would not be laws you moron.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:58, Reply)
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You're all a bunch of cunts
(, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The first example you pick is of them voting against giving individual eu states control over something?
Sounds about right.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:08, Reply)
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Gordon Brown...who I know most people F***ing hate, unfairly I think, said if the EU put down a game changer things could change. It sounds mad but you can see how easily this could happen...if for example the EU decide to introduce EU migration movement limits all of a sudden a large chunk of brexit types will peel off and it is back to Kippers banging on about Sovereignty and trade.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Gordon Brown made some very savvy moves in the early days of the financial crisis
his major problem was that he had no charisma whatsoever.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't mind the lack of charisma, I fucking hated it when he tried to fake it.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post and when he grovelled to that bigoted woman
he was dead from that point onwards
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post the whole country started sinking after that episode
Brexit, Trump. It's all her fault
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:08, Reply)
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^^ this
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit, eh?
I'm not gonna click the link until Amadeus, Divvy & Benny have had a massive slanging match that ends up filling the page & devolves into personal insults.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on, that hardly ever happens.
[edit]

Ok maybe a little bit but I'm spent and bored now.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post How did you guess why I linked it?

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Because watching impotent middle-aged men repeatedly shout the same tired insults at each other gets you off
sufficiently enough to thumb your pitiful, barely-turgid member into your disinterested wife?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not married,
but close enough.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:38, Reply)
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As opposed to sideways takes on a fucking John Lewis ad.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't clicked the original,
shan't be clicking those. Fucking hell though, HOW many?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 21:30, Reply)
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It's about that time of day where work has ceased to be interesting and we can have a good argument to see us through the rest of the afternoon?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post A good argument?

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:40, Reply)
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Okay a pissing contest of repeated ideas and isults where neither side will budge an inch or have a single common point of understanding
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Benny's clearly not put the effort into it today.
Had to double check he hadn't put me on ignore.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I feel short changed.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post How is that good news?

(, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 0:46, Reply)
This is a link post Another orgy of cryptic filth I made this!
▕▕▊▕▊▕▊ 🅿🆁🅸🆉🅴
▕▊▕▊▕▊▕ 🅲🆁🆄🅳🅴
▕▕▊▕▊▕▊ 🅲🆁🆈🅿🆃🅸🅲
▕▊▕▊▕▊▕ #7: Another
▕▕▊▕▊▕▊ Orgy of Filth

Sweary prize cryptic crossword #7. Submit photo/screenshot of solution by 25 Nov.
Also, entries for #6 close tomorrow (11 Nov). Had two correct ones so far - both from b3tans.
DM entries to @crudecryptics on Twitter, or submit by email (PM me on here if you need the address).

Link above fetches printable JPG. For those who want to do it digitally, here's the PUZ file: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1G_X8hWsq1HCcxxh5hsaLL-hfTPGfqRWj

Enjoy, mucky fuckers!

[edit 13/11: Sorry - corrected an erroneous clue that might have had some of you scratching your heads. Think of yourselves as beta-testing b3ta solvers! Use this link for new jpg - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOeLlxbWAAATp8C.jpg:large]
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yaaaaaay!

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You rotter.
I’ve still got two clues left from the last one.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:56, Reply)
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Maybe we can do some trading. I don't have the top or bottom across answers or 3 down, 4 down, 9 across, 12 across or 21 down.

What on earth is

H?A?? ???O

?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:03, Reply)
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Not telling ;) But I can confirm the letters you have so far are correct.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You've still got 24 hours or so to solve the last one. Good odds of winning if you do!

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:11, Reply)
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I will turn a blind eye to solution trading. ;)
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Love to.
Can someone Gaz me the submission email address?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 20:13, Reply)
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Done
(, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 0:26, Reply)
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The three Ls in the word "collar" in 24d is a typo, btw, not some fiendish cryptic device. (Only just noticed it. My subbing acuity ain't what it used to be.)
(, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 0:35, Reply)
This is a link post Happy birthday to Anthonyb3ta70100!
Today is November 10th which is Anthonyb3ta70100's birthday. Please join with me in wishing him the very happiest returns of the day

arthony70100.deviantart.com/art/Invisible-6-year-old-Bart-Simpson-594050280
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post liked, commented and subscribed!

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This is a normal post YES

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post FP this pls

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post congrats on the FP

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy birthday Anthonyb3ya70100 on November 10th which is his birthday

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Many happy returns Anthonyb3ta70100!

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know anything about anthony but his photoshop skillz are bitchin
A career on usvsth3m awaits this talent
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *invisible jazz hands*

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:14, Reply)
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fuck off with this shit
(, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off yourself you fucking prick

(, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 9:56, Reply)
This is a link post John Lewis Xmas 2017 (Star Wars parody version) I made this!
Someone had to do it :)
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful mix with the music

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the subtle Star Wars references

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Seamless.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Tears on a Friday
You bastard.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:58, Reply)
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LIGHTSABERS! I RECOGNISE THEM!
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like someone jolted the corpse of /board into life, like Frankenstein's monster

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You should build one of those YouTube bots
and upload millions of Star Wars parodies.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Spoilers!

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha
also, ha
(, Sat 11 Nov 2017, 11:12, Reply)
This is a link post Do you do a bingo night?
New Zealand's chatbots winding up the scammers
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Look down there vvv

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, yes, I see now

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post that advert
quite uninspiring, no urge to do a comedy version this year :(
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Cut out all the bits with Moz...
then have Gary Glitter under his bed at the end...parody done, nonce lols.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ugh that's weak
and a hashtag too, how depressing
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Michel Gondry directed apparently
Dafuq. Apparently you can buy the toy though which is pretty cool
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You can also buy the trampoline Moz jumps on in the DVD extras.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post when did 'the John Lewis Christmas ad' become a thing?
Dont remember the fuss when I was a kid
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post only started about 4 years ago

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They've been doing them as a flag ship film for ten years this year.
I became aware of them in 2010 because of the Ellie Goulding cover of Your Song. And who can forget the cover of Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want in 2011? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lewis_Christmas_advert
EDIT: here's a link to the 2011 ad because it is actually very good www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKVhv7loW9k
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post stop taking things so literally, my pisstake videos go back to at least 2011

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You've been filming yourself urinating for at least six years?

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A two minute long advert, directed by Michel Gondry, featuring a licenced Beatles tune sung by Guy Garvey?
That's the staff bonus spaffed away then.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:36, Reply)
This is a link post Some Kung Fu skills
Sorry it's a fb link but i couldn't find another source.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Kung Fu?
Looks more like kick boxing to me.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post -_-
You're both yearning for a Chinese burning.

It's ninjitsu.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Carefull,
That kid is as fast as lightning.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post And he is a little bit frieghtening

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Elderly woman trained her cats to steal jewelry
Allegedly.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 20:05, Reply)
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"Overall, information found on World News Daily Report shouldn’t be taken seriously. Other headlines posted on the site read, “BOMB SQUAD SUCCESSFULLY DISARMS ARTILLERY SHELL STUCK IN MAN’S RECTUM” and “425-POUND TEACHER SUSPENDED FOR SITTING ON STUDENT’S HEAD AND FARTING IN HIS MOUTH”. "

In other words.... FAKE NEWS

snopes.com
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Or, as it's known here
Satire
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the object of this "satire"?

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It is a stunning critique
on peoples' prejudice regarding crazy cat people.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're just ahead of the curve
worldnewsdailyreport.com/trump-science-advisor-denies-apollo-moon-landings-ever-happened/
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Gives Scottish football fans something to decorate their faces with

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 22:19, Reply)

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