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This is a link post It's just like watching Brazil!
Vitoria and Bahia show the Premier League how it's done
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're asking for trouble
playing 10 Dennis the Menaces
 (roysin, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's why I always thought that the stories about the WWI Xmas truce football matches were suspect...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post What? Commando heating engineers and winged knight dream sequences?
Has anyone seen Sam Lowry?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I played in a footy match once where the linesman joined in the fight.
He was twatting our player with his flag and everything, it was ace. #trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post So even the punch ups are fairly tedious
..hasn't altered my view of fitba one bit.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:42, , Reply)
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Nine red cards then issued (2 later in the match).

Fuck penalty shoot-outs we should settle matches with a brawl cum battle royale between all teams. Then there would be hope for England.

EDIT: 10 reds and 8 yellows and abandoned with the riot police coming on to protect the referee and officials. Class.
 (beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Fri 23 Feb 2018, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Well the ice queen has gone and done .........AGAIN
got to give her credit for consitantly being gold medal standard fail material

oh well back to rubbing the stump.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should be renamed 500m Who was lucky enough not to fall over or be pushed?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What does she want, a fucking medal?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
eyefangewe
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post harsh on her
but christ I'm sick of the coverage

You'd think a British athlete had a God-given right to win.

It's patronising too, they do it with lots of female athletes - 'poor plucky Brit girl cheated out of win by nasty foreigners'.
 (horrid, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jolly good.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Lioness grows a small mane
Veterinarians at Oklahoma City Zoo are investigating.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a wild lion, in the rift valley somewhere IIRC, that did this.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wild lions in Botswana:
www.newscientist.com/article/2106866-five-wild-lionesses-grow-a-mane-and-start-acting-like-males/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's a good look, she should keep it

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bearded lady lions.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I Googled 'big hairy female pussy'
... An hour ago
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it something you saw on Extreme Cake Makers?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw what you did there
and I still see what you did there...
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 22:46, , Reply)
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It'll have to spend two years living as a male lion before they decide.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Troubles brewing
MOAR BOMBS
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post GFA didn't stop 'em throwing rocks at children going to school, did it?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it did stop them planting explosives in shopping centres
Which was the more pressing problem at the time
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't the GFA that stopped the bombings
It was 9/11. Irish-Americans who'd been funding armed insurrection suddenly realised that terrorism wasn't terribly romantic after all, so.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It seems nothing is more important
than not having a foreigner living next door or putting up with laws that actually help normal people, even ruining our economy, destroying peace in NI is acceptable to achieve this...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bendy passports tho

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
True
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post But there was a referendum
Doesn't that mean that the decision is set in stone for ever and ever and ever regardless of the consequences?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 12:22, , Reply)
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Sure, doing anything else would be destroying democracy and giving into the Germans and Muslims. Who won the second world war anyway!?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Churchill’s cigars did.
Their smoke to be somewhat pedantic.
Quite apart from obscuring the whole South and ruining the German bombardiers aim.
The prevailing wind would carry the fumes accross to the continent, where colder weather would condense it into acid rain destroying vast tracts of black Forrest cake.
Thusly ruining the Fritz’s fiendish plan of building a great Armada of Teutonic galleons to invade Spain to force South East retirees back home thusly destroying civilisation.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dare suggest a system that has left the people of N.I without representation for 13 months isn't perfect?
How dare she?

The EU tried to weaponize the GFA first by insisting an agreement is made on the border before talking about trade.

Here's a solution.
The UK makes the unilateral decision not to impose a border on their side. If the EU forces Ireland to impose one on their side then that's between them and their masters. It was never a proper border, it's a fucking colander.

The EU's border has even more holes in it. Ireland knows this.
This is why they were happy with free movement between Ireland and the UK but refused to join the Schengen area.

Also if any elected official refuses to take up their posts then impose an automatic by-election.

Right, problem solved.
Can we get on with leaving the fucking eu already?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
b3ta.com/links/1470975
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Linking to another thread where you just post and run?
Not sure that warrants a "hooray".

Now unless things have changed dramatically here you'll abandon this thread whilst a couple of other people jump in on a tangent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post you havent got the first clue about the GFA
Your opinion is entirely led by whatever shit Kate Hoey has said that day. So we've gone from 'it's not in danger' to 'would it be so bad if it was in danger?' in the space of 2 months

Breathtaking stupidity really
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're still around? Genuine surprise.
Before we continue please point to where I wrote  'would it be so bad if it was in danger?' 

Edit
Come on Benny, don't be shy. Just point to where I wrote that quote and we can have a lovely chat.

Edit
oh well, back to the usual.
Faced with any sort of debate you scarper.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post >Genuine
i highly doubt that. not very honest you brexiter types, are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're free to doubt it but it's true.
Been in enough "debates" with Benny to see the trend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's no excuse to abandon being genuine for the sake of an egotistical 'win'
your argument should be able to withstand criticism on it's own rights, with or without your ego in tow.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post How on earth have I abandoned being genuine?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post come on cherub - did you *genuinely* expect 'benny' not to be still around?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ok

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you always play the man instead of the ball?
You haven't addressed any of the points made in his opinion, merely claimed it to be someone else's.

You've also insulted the guy personally twice, for no apparent reason.

Have you ever actually managed to take a position which you support with facts without undermining your argument with fallacies and emotionally charged attacks on people? I'd be genuinely interested in a single example link where you have done so.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post we went through the facts in exhaustive detail 18 months ago
Do try and keep up
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, in summary,
No, you're not going to provide that link. Instead you make an oblique reference prior conversations you had (yet somehow unable to provide a link to), and a tacit insinuation that my lack of participation in that conversation somehow puts me at fault, yet again playing the man and not the ball.

Anyone else? Surely someone has witnessed Benny actually making a point, with supplied evidence, which he didn't tarnish with insults?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post like a finger pointing at the moon

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post One man's tarnish is another's embellishment I guess
You massive fanny
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok to admit defeat mate.
But there's an art to doing it gracefully.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post >defeat
it's not a competition. three score and twenty if you're lucky and that's it. how about a bit of cooperation instead?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The thing is,
any attempt to find common ground is thwarted because he never seems to actually be interested in having a discussion.

He appears only to want to stick it to those he perceives as fascists, and receive a welcoming round of applause in response from an appreciative echo chamber.

I wasn't actually trying to defeat anyone, merely trying to coax something good out of him by pointing out its all been 100% ad hominem from him so far, and by inviting him to actually join in (since he appears to be so passionate about it all). He just did the same thing again, presumably intentionally to thumb his nose at the notion of debating properly, which I interpreted as essentially waving a white flag.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post but if you encounter an on goning echo chamber
where everyone appears to be enjoying the circle jerk sometimes all you can do is throw in a hand grenade to see what's survived the shrapnel blast and observe from a safe distance whilst considering your next move. why the conflict? why is it so hard to help each other out with understanding? why so adversarial? ego? there appears to be a common goal in mind from all parties. *posted before your edit
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0heW5B4MP54
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post :/

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post your most sensible comment on 'brexit' thus far

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post i know them feels... welcome to the fold cherub

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have they sorted out the radioisotope issue?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
Nor aviation.

They've sorted out the colour of our passports though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
People in this country have had enough of cancer screening
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post And cheap flights

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the same with tarriffs
The UK does not have to put tariffs on any imported goods if it doesn't want to. The WTO recommended tariffs are not compulsory. A cliff edge Brexit ASAP please.
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You idiot

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1477918
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post bit needy m8

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry if debating a topic that you started scares you.
I assume that's why you just insult people and run.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post bit passive aggressive m8
surely you are able to discuss a subject that interests you so without resorting to ad hominem? - google auto correct suggests eminem ffs - so maybe not
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey I tried, even when being insulted I kept it civil.
Curious as to why you don't have an issue with his ad hominems though.

He's insulted or spoke down to several members in this thread alone.

Edit
Post deleter!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, got carried away - pesky faeries

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Accidents happen.
Lucky for you I had the page open in another tab so managed to recover it for you.

" they are often backed up with verifiable sources rather than opinion pieces

calling stupid stupid is uncivil but often factually correct, or at least evidence based."

Yeah I would have deleted that too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's cool being able to admit your mistakes with humility innit, cherub?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post hey, i tried
genuinely
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know you probably agree with him politically more often than not,
and I know he's not the only one who does it, but seriously go back and look at Benny's posting history, and objectively compare it to those of other folk whose opinions you probably disagree with more often.

You'll find he has made more ad hominem attacks than anyone else here,(including Pru), and he starts debates then runs away, but he gets a free pass because he'll happily have a pop at the Tories and everyone here loves a good pop at the Tories.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post point taken - i ain't no angel neever
who's keeping score? that's my point - you have to hold yourself to account also. *edit - that's a royal 'you' as in 'we'
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not an angel no, but you are endlessly smug and inexplicably have a superiority complex that is quite baffling.
The constant links to XKCD strips is not in the least bit tedious, and doesn't betray the obsession of an adolescent mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post interesting
*takes notes*
tell me about your mother
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough... I have used some invalid debating techniques in the past,
but with quantitative and qualitative differences; it happens much less regularly, and if it's pointed out to me I'll be forced to admit my error rather than doubling down, Trump style.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay politics

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 20 Feb 2018, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post and it's only tuesday! woohoo!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a link post My Dinosaurs are on Amazon Prime Video I made this!
I had no idea you could get stuff on Amazon Prime video, but it turns out that you can, through Amazon Video Direct. Anyway, I've put Dinosaurs: Terrible Lizards on there, and it seems to be working and stuff. Have a look if you like. I'm super-interested to see if anyone watches it- I have no idea how the algorithm works and everything, but it's probably a bit like everything else in that engagement helps push it up the list, so if you fancy rating it with a trillion stars then that would probably be really lovely of you.

Happy to discuss my experience of this platform and how it goes if people are interested- I'm intrigued to see whether it gets watched and stuff. You get pretty good stats by the looks of things, though it is currently all on 0 of course.

Or maybe nobody else is interested in which case I will happily never mention it ever again.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 20 Feb 2018, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would be interested
in knowing if it costs money (apart from prime) and how exactly you got your video uploaded, the wife makes animations and I reckon she would want them up there.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post you just register and upload
it does need subtitles doing, and a bit of art work, but those are not prohibitively difficult to sort.

Other than that, piece of cake. You can also choose the non-prime distribution stuff, it's selectable.

I think they check everything and refuse things that don;t meet their standards (decency etc is pretty tight I think).
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 20 Feb 2018, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I watch it will I be recommended books by David Icke?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post David Icke will come and live under your bed
if you watch it.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 20 Feb 2018, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Majestic
etc
 (strongp, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post very kind!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I had to pay everytime I watched this
I'd be skint.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Feb 2018, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 23 Feb 2018, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a link post how The Last Jedi should have ended.

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad
that somebody took the time to do that. I give it three small chuckles.
 (skinwah punted Baxter, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not normally a fan of these but that one was alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Post-credits scene is the best bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 20 Feb 2018, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The real post credits extras for ep8 was ace too.
Over half an hour of epic battles and plot holes explained. Glad I insisted me and the wife wait through all the credits to see that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a link post I was watching The A-Team at the gym the other day..
..when I nearly fell of the bike..
 (GeeFunk, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched an early episode of Only Fools and Horses a while back.
The casual racism was pretty hardcore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many wanks did you have?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you! I abhor that sort of thing.
Which is why I got this sweet overseas job working for Oxfam.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
is it written by you?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post George Peppard would’ve preferred the cannon polishing gig cos he was a gay.
Is that acceptable?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post U OK HUN?
Your whole blog appears to be a Stockport-level diatribe against minor inconveniences.
www.cupofcoffee.co.uk/author/admin/
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given your sig, I'd have thought you two would have much in common:
www.cupofcoffee.co.uk/2017/12/07/stick-stick-stick-stick-sticky-sticky-stick-stick/
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wut?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What I have found far more exciting...
.... is having a real woman rub your real cock.

Honest - I can recommend it.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post No need to boast
Not everyone can afford prostitutes...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post 80's? You should have been around in the 70's
Bionic Man on the operating table getting his "eye" worked on, cut to a commercial for...

ANICIN, some shit headache medicine which probably fixed the headache while it gave you bladder cancer. Except for aspirin, nearly all the "over-the-counter" drugs get phased out, like cars and tooth paste, because we like it "new and improved".

If you really like subliminal messaging, pick up the old Spy magazine which ran the article about Newport Cigarette billboard ads. That shit was cold blooded, but of course, we all know who smoked Newports (well, Ameerican's know). They had to be "reached".
 (water00boy, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I deliver...
https://issuu.com/joshgillette/docs/spy_jul-aug_1988

pages 106-109

well, cutting edge for the last 1980's, anyway
 (water00boy, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a link post If only everyone had to carry at least 5 rifles. Then they wouldn't be able to quickly get a shot in.
Here's some pompous US Rock, that I like.
(Brokeback Coccyx Tear my guns from my cold, dead glans.., Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a link post effects of effective laxatives
lots of faecal and bottom related fun - GC from 2013.... (article from 2007)
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that, and thanks. Reminds me of my 'Clean-Prep' Experience before they looked at my guts.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 20 Feb 2018, 3:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worth the GC repost
I was in a long taxi ride reading this, and was in need of "the facilities". Crying with laughter didn't help retention.

I've also had the proceedure, and thanks to flashy offshore medical insurance I missed the live feed.

Edit: they did give me some lovely colour prints of the stuff they cut out. Great for the family album.
 (I helped save b3ta! jagwap, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Donald Trump having a bag of thoughts and prayers delivered to his desk
He looks happy, it must have solved the whole children being shot in school thing
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here, Mr President
Here's some desparation in a bag. For fuck's sake Trump deal with the twice-weekly mass shootings in your schools
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is dealing with it. Golf is very relaxing.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post New law, anyone who wants to keep their gun must shoot one of their own children in the head with it
Guaranteed to keep everyone happy!
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Farts and Tears

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn’t that a Prefab Sprout song?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny name for a pub if you ask me.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 20 Feb 2018, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post As that image shows,
Donald Trump has such a very good brain that he gets his thoughts delivered in plastic bags.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the suggestion that you just take the guns away, and if anyone's upset,
then you offer them your 'thoughts and prayers'.

Since if it's good enough for parents who've kids have been gunned down in a school then it's certainly good enough for some rich fat nazi throwing a tantrum over his lethal toys being taken away.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope some of then are dipped in ricin

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Pako I made this!
You can blame gaijintendo for this shit. Sorry if this ruins your entire week.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unexpected!
That game has changed a bunch since I played it on my phone a while back
There was no braking, no slomo - to slow down you had to pick a tuktuk and continually snake your steering.

Edit: I also want sure what I had written on Friday. I had to go back to check,..
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'M SO CONFUSED

(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as confused as I am...
Do you have any idea how much alcohol I have to drink to maintain this shit...
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! It's Friday!
* Drinks heavily *
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post *doesn't go into work tomorrow*
*gets sacked*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 19 Feb 2018, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey
If my life is in ruins, I'm taking some of you fuckers with me!
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post They say if you hit rock bottom
you have a really stable surface to start building from.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have upset
the space time continuum. I now don't know what day it is, or even what universe I am in. Shame on you dogbomb.
 (TSL, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yeah, bonus review

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every day is like Friday

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games, name my kids ghetto names
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Penance.
For being late on Friday. Called all the hospitals. We were so worried!
 (LeRvolt Last partook of gross negligence on, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 2:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like a short burst too

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I thought it was going to muscle up to those bars...and then VOOM!
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I, too, was hoping for a hand full of claret...

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a Marabou, not a Pelican.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the Marabou's cousin, the Greater Adjutant Stork

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nepotism.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a fucking stork
storkstorkstork
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a link post set up, punchline. set up, punchline.
Egregious use of word 'algorithm'
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Release of tension"?????
Surely "casual racism"....
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post only if wearing suede shoes

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post stewart lee's let himself go

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i saw Lee at Chichester last night and I hurt from laughing. sorry.

5 stars.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post nowt to apologise for, i have enjoyed lee's work too
and in the spirit of deconstructional comedy, (cos jokes are always funnier when you have to explain them, aren't they?) here's what my original comment was referring to: the posted video has been lee's shtick for years and letting themselves go one of his running jokes. thank you, i'm here all week - try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you try the veal?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post saucy

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
yes, i remember that bit now
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Want someone else to be you?
State on this
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that what a PA is for?
I'm forever sending other people to meetings too. I wouldn't actually want to be there - even on video conference mode. It's a hipster joke, no?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, we've been getting our 'PA', Black Jim, to do all our dirty work.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfamiliar with this meme
explain without being called out for racism.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Black Jim is our dog.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post raacissst!
You just called a black (probably trans) a dog.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a link post disney invented doritos (in a way)
found this out only the other day. thanks walt. (in a way)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Plane forced to land due to man refusing to stop farting
Presumably on way back from a 48-hour session on the Stella.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post just open a window ffs

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Ah, oui. Le Chat, La Boulangerie
Inattendu.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Du pain.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Du vin

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicole?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post No thanks, I'm stuffed.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post So was Nicole.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post also, cointreau
youtu.be/ABinZn2nNzo?t=3
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post a haw hee haw hee haw!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Du pénis de verre

(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zut alors!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post quelle surprise
Reminds me of when Charles De Gaulle finally retired and madame De Gaulle was asked 'For le general, there must be regret, but for you the feelings will be different - what are you most looking forward to now he has retired?'
'A penis,' she apocryphally replied
And the general said 'non, non, you mean happiness'.
Works better when told, in fairness.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS! They keep leaving that door open, how many cats have nutted themselves to death now?!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrgbZlE7q7k

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post without the s. (it's cats attacking people)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrgbZlE7q7k
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right, you've completely debased my whole argument there.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post you wot m8?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, la queue en verre!

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quelle dommage!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Les vidéos ennuyeuses avec des conducteurs mauvais?

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coq de verre

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, mon pantalon saint!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post still gets a lol from me
:)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't seen this in a while
It's still good.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post *clonk*

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a link post CaC

(Front Office, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post another awesome launch, b3ta seems obsessed with them

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 19 Feb 2018, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good. Shame it climbed out.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I self-identify as a cat
and you done hate speech.
Edit: and just because I don't have four paws, tail, whiskers, sticky up ears on top of my head or ability lick my own asshole, it *doesn't make me any less of a cat*
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post alright george galloway

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post For clarity
I am not wearing a red lycra, Rula.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post To quote Germaine Greer:
“Just because you lop off your dick and then wear a dress doesn’t make you a fucking woman.

I’ve asked my doctor to give me long ears and liver spots and I’m going to wear a brown coat but that doesn’t turn me into a fucking cocker spaniel."
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a link post How To Make A Potential Difference by Winter Bynes I made this!
The whole thing is a pun -_-
 (PokeyMongo Butt weight a moment, there’s more..., Mon 19 Feb 2018, 5:07, , Reply)
This is a link post SpaceX Iridium launch from Vandenburgh
Launched at dusk into high-altitude sunlight so you can see the whole exhaust trail, RCS puffs, and boost-back burns.
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't these things go straight up?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post because to achieve orbit you need to be going very fast sidewys.
The trouble with orbit isn't so much it's high up, but that it's moving at huge speed relative to the ground
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the lower the orbit, the faster you have to go.
And low orbit is preferred for most things
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this why
Orbit never lasts as long as spearmint?
 (LeRvolt Last partook of gross negligence on, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 3:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing eludes your finely attuned intellect

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 6:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ juicy fruit

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Relevant XKCD
what-if.xkcd.com/58/
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 6:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 7:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post >

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*shakes it all about*
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*puts his whole self in*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was interesting but,
if the ISS is experiencing 90% of the gravity it would on the surface of the earth, why are the astronauts so floaty?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnets

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post God wills it

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because in orbit an object is constantly in free fall, but its fall follows the curvature of the earth.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post What happens when it gets to the edge, does it flip around and then go across the underneath?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because space travel is a hoax.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 14:13, , Reply)

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