I like Mike Gunn
I think he's funny, I hope you think he's funny too.
His talk about heroin addiction is just brilliant if you haven't seen it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq2RLn5YXmM
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I think he's funny, I hope you think he's funny too.
His talk about heroin addiction is just brilliant if you haven't seen it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq2RLn5YXmM
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Ta for that.
His Apollo spot is very good too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lp_AIkb-rA
Bonus massive chin at 16:12.
( , Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:14, Share, Reply)
His Apollo spot is very good too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lp_AIkb-rA
Bonus massive chin at 16:12.
( , Thu 22 Feb 2018, 21:14, Share, Reply)
Indie Game Review: Mike Dies
I made this!
This is beyond a joke now! I'm so sorry for ruining your body clocks.
There's an ulterior motive for this one - it's to tell people that I've done part of a podcast! I was a panelist in a comedy panel show about board games! It's mildly amusing, even if you're not into boardgames!
You can find that here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnDmugoQjYw
Enjoy!
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:45, Share, Reply)
This is beyond a joke now! I'm so sorry for ruining your body clocks.
There's an ulterior motive for this one - it's to tell people that I've done part of a podcast! I was a panelist in a comedy panel show about board games! It's mildly amusing, even if you're not into boardgames!
You can find that here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnDmugoQjYw
Enjoy!
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:45, Share, Reply)
In an act of defiance I will watch this Friday.
Btw remove the 's' from https to make the podcast link clickable.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:50, Share, Reply)
Btw remove the 's' from https to make the podcast link clickable.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:50, Share, Reply)
I would save them all up
and watch them when I inevitably die from cirrhosis of the liver.
p.s. ta! x
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:52, Share, Reply)
and watch them when I inevitably die from cirrhosis of the liver.
p.s. ta! x
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:52, Share, Reply)
My theory is that you usually have a few drinks on Friday and then review a game
But this week has been a bit shit so you have been hitting the sauce and then feeling obliged to review a game each time. This has resulted in you posting reviews on days other than Fridays and destroying EVERYONE'S BODY CLOCKS, FAITH AND EXPECTATIONS OF YOU. I hope you're happy...*sob
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:47, Share, Reply)
But this week has been a bit shit so you have been hitting the sauce and then feeling obliged to review a game each time. This has resulted in you posting reviews on days other than Fridays and destroying EVERYONE'S BODY CLOCKS, FAITH AND EXPECTATIONS OF YOU. I hope you're happy...*sob
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:47, Share, Reply)
i gotta admit that the first of your reviews i watched was the bike one just recently and it was one of the most entertaining things i've seen in a long time! now i can't stop watching your stuff on youtube, you remind me of gaming mill (in a good way!)
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:24, Share, Reply)
I didn't know you were inconsequential!
I shan't listen any more then
( , Thu 22 Feb 2018, 5:36, Share, Reply)
I shan't listen any more then
( , Thu 22 Feb 2018, 5:36, Share, Reply)
He let 'I dare not' wait upon 'I would'
Like the cat i'th'adage.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:49, Share, Reply)
Like the cat i'th'adage.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:49, Share, Reply)
was it drunk before?
(please don't name the play - superstitious)
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:53, Share, Reply)
(please don't name the play - superstitious)
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:53, Share, Reply)
Hear it not Coulter, for it is a knell
That summons thee to heaven, or to Bishopbriggs.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:58, Share, Reply)
That summons thee to heaven, or to Bishopbriggs.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:58, Share, Reply)
Drink! It provokes three things.
nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes.
And if the man were alive, he would probably add 'posting to b3ta' to the first three.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:49, Share, Reply)
nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes.
And if the man were alive, he would probably add 'posting to b3ta' to the first three.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:49, Share, Reply)
oh dear.
now you have to take all your clothes off, give the stage manager a blow job and run around the theatre three times shouting 'kick me, kick me', spin three times, spit, curse.
And give me £50 until the weekend.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:55, Share, Reply)
now you have to take all your clothes off, give the stage manager a blow job and run around the theatre three times shouting 'kick me, kick me', spin three times, spit, curse.
And give me £50 until the weekend.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:55, Share, Reply)
uhh
sorry. didn't mean to be so quick. If it's in your eyes, vinegar is better than water at first.
edit: just leave your wallet on the bedside - I'll help myself.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:00, Share, Reply)
sorry. didn't mean to be so quick. If it's in your eyes, vinegar is better than water at first.
edit: just leave your wallet on the bedside - I'll help myself.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:00, Share, Reply)
Jesus darling
I really need some sleep I've got a presentation in the morning - can you go ahead without me?
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:15, Share, Reply)
I really need some sleep I've got a presentation in the morning - can you go ahead without me?
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:15, Share, Reply)
I can
But I'm sure they wont want a naked fat man presenting it.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:25, Share, Reply)
But I'm sure they wont want a naked fat man presenting it.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:25, Share, Reply)
Irt's a Tedx - they won't be able tell the difference.
Pick any random slide deck, borrow my blue tooth mike and use all of the words listed here: https://www.inc.com/john-boitnott/you-still-need-to-use-these-20-smart-business-buzzwords.html
That's all I was really going to do. Pop into the local and get me a bottle of vodka on your way though. Since you're up for it, I'm going to take a duvet day.
Oh yeah, and some batteries for the sex toys.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:39, Share, Reply)
Pick any random slide deck, borrow my blue tooth mike and use all of the words listed here: https://www.inc.com/john-boitnott/you-still-need-to-use-these-20-smart-business-buzzwords.html
That's all I was really going to do. Pop into the local and get me a bottle of vodka on your way though. Since you're up for it, I'm going to take a duvet day.
Oh yeah, and some batteries for the sex toys.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:39, Share, Reply)
That dog growls like a crocodile and the goat sounds like a lamb..confused
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:36, Share, Reply)
Back to the Carpet
I made this!
I made this around the same time as Lean on the Wind but never bothered uploading it cos i thought it was shit.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 11:30, Share, Reply)
I made this around the same time as Lean on the Wind but never bothered uploading it cos i thought it was shit.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 11:30, Share, Reply)
cheers. Yeah its not bad. My brain gets the better of me. I've recently learned that. Got loads of random shit I'm gonna start putting up
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 12:09, Share, Reply)
Let the people decide..in fact maybe not. This is how we got Brexit :D
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Top quality stuff.
The whistle bit is especially excellent.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 11:58, Share, Reply)
The whistle bit is especially excellent.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 11:58, Share, Reply)
Oh God, even with your heads up I still laughed
Amazing work, Swede. I would just love to hear this dropped into a set somewhere.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:33, Share, Reply)
Amazing work, Swede. I would just love to hear this dropped into a set somewhere.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:33, Share, Reply)
I was thinking this too
time to do a full dance mix of your stuff
wobble wobble
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 15:07, Share, Reply)
Nothing with Arnie in could ever be shit
I enjoyed the bell tippy tappy bit.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 12:46, Share, Reply)
I enjoyed the bell tippy tappy bit.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 12:46, Share, Reply)
Superb 80s esque background melody too
Lurvely (can you finish with an "I'll be back"?
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:54, Share, Reply)
Lurvely (can you finish with an "I'll be back"?
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:54, Share, Reply)
No - just watched the end
Yours is better. Great stuff. Made my miserable Wednesday a little less miserable
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:55, Share, Reply)
Yours is better. Great stuff. Made my miserable Wednesday a little less miserable
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:55, Share, Reply)
anyone remember the old net-lab/wrong music Schwartzenegger tapes?
45% more distorted gabber kicks and this would fit right in. lovely stuff.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 17:55, Share, Reply)
45% more distorted gabber kicks and this would fit right in. lovely stuff.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 17:55, Share, Reply)
Manbuns, lumberjack beards, shirts buttoned right up
Shit drummers, I will stick with Ant Music cheers
( , Thu 22 Feb 2018, 5:40, Share, Reply)
Shit drummers, I will stick with Ant Music cheers
( , Thu 22 Feb 2018, 5:40, Share, Reply)
That man bun's got a lady underneath!
I'm gonna report her to the authorities.
I saw the Boom Boom Satallies play with two drummers and a drum machine. It was ace. More bands should have multiple drummers.
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 12:48, Share, Reply)
I'm gonna report her to the authorities.
I saw the Boom Boom Satallies play with two drummers and a drum machine. It was ace. More bands should have multiple drummers.
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 12:48, Share, Reply)
The one which stupidly refuses to change its anthem to My Humps.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 11:41, Share, Reply)
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That would be a fucking excellent anthem.
I've always maintained that we should change ours to the Rezillo's version of "Someone's gonna get their head kicked in tonight"
Would be great for sporting events.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 12:47, Share, Reply)
I've always maintained that we should change ours to the Rezillo's version of "Someone's gonna get their head kicked in tonight"
Would be great for sporting events.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 12:47, Share, Reply)
Mine is perfect for this
One line goes:
“ And that an impure blood quenches our furrows (ie, tracks)”
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:10, Share, Reply)
One line goes:
“ And that an impure blood quenches our furrows (ie, tracks)”
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:10, Share, Reply)
Allll right, Glasgow!
That's such an excellent idea. I'm going to be obsessed with this for fucking weeks.
Rip up the chairs, tear down the walls...
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:21, Share, Reply)
That's such an excellent idea. I'm going to be obsessed with this for fucking weeks.
Rip up the chairs, tear down the walls...
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:21, Share, Reply)
Fucking awful
and as a comparison in the side bar was Jack Black absolutely smashing it.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 11:03, Share, Reply)
and as a comparison in the side bar was Jack Black absolutely smashing it.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 11:03, Share, Reply)
That dragged like a seal's ringpiece. I fucking hate swing/jazz, no matter what speed it's played
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:14, Share, Reply)
Typing pretty much the same response onto every single Stewart Lee video on YouTube has let himself go.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:44, Share, Reply)
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I wasn't sure if it was a reference to the early, influential grime track by Wiley called Eskimo, which lead to the Eskibeat sub-genre...
( , Thu 22 Feb 2018, 16:25, Share, Reply)
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Liberian painted posters
"Here is my collection of painted movie posters from Liberia. Painted on plastified tablecloth, these posters were commonly used in Liberia in the 90's by video clubs for advertisment purposes."
That may be true but most of them are hilariously crap
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 22:30, Share, Reply)
"Here is my collection of painted movie posters from Liberia. Painted on plastified tablecloth, these posters were commonly used in Liberia in the 90's by video clubs for advertisment purposes."
That may be true but most of them are hilariously crap
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 22:30, Share, Reply)
Chuck Norris reminds me of...
That botched Jesus fresco from Spain.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:30, Share, Reply)
That botched Jesus fresco from Spain.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 13:30, Share, Reply)
Curling and Enya
Just when you thought curling couldn't get any more relaxing.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 22:28, Share, Reply)
Just when you thought curling couldn't get any more relaxing.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 22:28, Share, Reply)
Nothing on this world could persuade me to listen to Enema
Music for people who have dream catchers and energy crystals
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 5:53, Share, Reply)
Music for people who have dream catchers and energy crystals
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 5:53, Share, Reply)
I'm most interested in what drugs *exactly*
are performance enhancing in curling. We've got a good taste of winter to come - and I for one want to be ready to meet it as high as a motherfucking kite.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:05, Share, Reply)
are performance enhancing in curling. We've got a good taste of winter to come - and I for one want to be ready to meet it as high as a motherfucking kite.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:05, Share, Reply)
Excellent
Coincidentally I ran into this version last week while hunting down the Soulsavers version.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 8:54, Share, Reply)
Coincidentally I ran into this version last week while hunting down the Soulsavers version.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 8:54, Share, Reply)
Surreal 0800 Chat line
thought this was weirdly funny, bizzare!
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 20:41, Share, Reply)
thought this was weirdly funny, bizzare!
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 20:41, Share, Reply)
Ultra Vomit - KAMMTHAAR
Sorry, two in a row, does contain a heavy haulage commercial vehicle.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 20:41, Share, Reply)
Sorry, two in a row, does contain a heavy haulage commercial vehicle.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 20:41, Share, Reply)
Looks like a reverse auschwitz bodybuilding weirdo
Fuck it Oh well wrong post
will leave it and live with the consequences
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:36, Share, Reply)
Fuck it Oh well wrong post
will leave it and live with the consequences
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:36, Share, Reply)
Lucky Elise Christie didn't turn up and take her out
Followed by sob sob so unfair me me me.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:46, Share, Reply)
Followed by sob sob so unfair me me me.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:46, Share, Reply)
Google explains it all
She has the money to travel and always competes in competitions with less than 30 entrants so makes sure she places in the top 30. She's a looney, really. If you are going to compete at the Olympics you would want to win wouldn't you?
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 22:02, Share, Reply)
She has the money to travel and always competes in competitions with less than 30 entrants so makes sure she places in the top 30. She's a looney, really. If you are going to compete at the Olympics you would want to win wouldn't you?
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 22:02, Share, Reply)
The funniest bit...
... is the commentary, desperately trying not to sound like "wtf?".
Also repeatedly saying "From Hungary", when she has a sorta kinda Hungarian grandmother and is clearly just a spoiled, bored septic.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 8:16, Share, Reply)
... is the commentary, desperately trying not to sound like "wtf?".
Also repeatedly saying "From Hungary", when she has a sorta kinda Hungarian grandmother and is clearly just a spoiled, bored septic.
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 8:16, Share, Reply)
French crowd.
Not good at languages.
But they do have teaser clips that are, erm, teasing:
youtube.com/watch?v=4hyALGKwluA
Edit;
Apparently, their idea of a good time is sending strippers in a distressed state of undress crowd surfing during a head banging number.
I cannot condone this, and I am looking to book a concert ticket to voice my utter despondent disapproval from the front row.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:48, Share, Reply)
Not good at languages.
But they do have teaser clips that are, erm, teasing:
youtube.com/watch?v=4hyALGKwluA
Edit;
Apparently, their idea of a good time is sending strippers in a distressed state of undress crowd surfing during a head banging number.
I cannot condone this, and I am looking to book a concert ticket to voice my utter despondent disapproval from the front row.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:48, Share, Reply)
I don’t think
Someone dancing like theyve never danced before would be very good at all.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:52, Share, Reply)
Someone dancing like theyve never danced before would be very good at all.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:52, Share, Reply)
Are you an obvious Andy oblivious troll
On another, lesser, message board?
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:57, Share, Reply)
On another, lesser, message board?
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:57, Share, Reply)
woosh!
looks up - scratches head 'what in heck was that'. Returns to feeding pigs.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:12, Share, Reply)
looks up - scratches head 'what in heck was that'. Returns to feeding pigs.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:12, Share, Reply)
Remember to pull out the teeth.
For the sake of the piggies' digestion.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:21, Share, Reply)
For the sake of the piggies' digestion.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:21, Share, Reply)
Turbo Killer is a masterpiece - looking forward to the film too....
( , Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:53, Share, Reply)
Windy
I made this!
I did this a year or so ago..Sampled and looped Windy's mill and put one guitar over it.
Not sure if it really works and not very good sound quality but i was just having a mess around.
*Edit..Thanks to everyone for the kind comments =)
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 13:32, Share, Reply)
I did this a year or so ago..Sampled and looped Windy's mill and put one guitar over it.
Not sure if it really works and not very good sound quality but i was just having a mess around.
*Edit..Thanks to everyone for the kind comments =)
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 13:32, Share, Reply)
Nice. Reminds me of Windham Hill guitar music, no pun intended.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 15:08, Share, Reply)
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 15:08, Share, Reply)
Thanks a few people in the past have said my playing sounds a bit William Ackerman style.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 15:33, Share, Reply)
So weird hearing someone elses take on that sound
I always hear the little boing as the start of the loop.
boing whip zip de doo.
So your track constantly nags in a weird way. Love it tho, that sound effect has stuck with me for decades
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 3:01, Share, Reply)
I always hear the little boing as the start of the loop.
boing whip zip de doo.
So your track constantly nags in a weird way. Love it tho, that sound effect has stuck with me for decades
( , Wed 21 Feb 2018, 3:01, Share, Reply)
Playing in my boxer shorts Episode 01
I made this!
The last video I posted gave me an idea for a series. I'll try and do one every week.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 13:03, Share, Reply)
The last video I posted gave me an idea for a series. I'll try and do one every week.
( , Tue 20 Feb 2018, 13:03, Share, Reply)
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