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This is a link post I like Mike Gunn
I think he's funny, I hope you think he's funny too.

His talk about heroin addiction is just brilliant if you haven't seen it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq2RLn5YXmM
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This is a normal post V good
as is the other one
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This is a normal post Nice

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This is a normal post two great clips, thanks :)

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This is a normal post Ta for that.
His Apollo spot is very good too.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lp_AIkb-rA

Bonus massive chin at 16:12.
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This is a link post Surreal...

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This is a link post Indie Game Review: Mike Dies I made this!
This is beyond a joke now! I'm so sorry for ruining your body clocks.

There's an ulterior motive for this one - it's to tell people that I've done part of a podcast! I was a panelist in a comedy panel show about board games! It's mildly amusing, even if you're not into boardgames!
You can find that here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnDmugoQjYw

Enjoy!
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This is a normal post In an act of defiance I will watch this Friday.
Btw remove the 's' from https to make the podcast link clickable.
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This is a normal post I would save them all up
and watch them when I inevitably die from cirrhosis of the liver.

p.s. ta! x
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This is a normal post *collapses*
*cries*
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This is a normal post My theory is that you usually have a few drinks on Friday and then review a game
But this week has been a bit shit so you have been hitting the sauce and then feeling obliged to review a game each time. This has resulted in you posting reviews on days other than Fridays and destroying EVERYONE'S BODY CLOCKS, FAITH AND EXPECTATIONS OF YOU. I hope you're happy...*sob
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This is a normal post I'm drunk.
Not happy.
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This is a normal post Fuck's sake
...reaches for the whiskey...
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This is a normal post There is no god!!!

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i gotta admit that the first of your reviews i watched was the bike one just recently and it was one of the most entertaining things i've seen in a long time! now i can't stop watching your stuff on youtube, you remind me of gaming mill (in a good way!)
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This is a normal post I didn't know you were inconsequential!
I shan't listen any more then
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Glad it's Friday
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This is a link post Fuck off Gary you Button pusher.

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This is a normal post He let 'I dare not' wait upon 'I would'
Like the cat i'th'adage.
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This is a normal post was it drunk before?
(please don't name the play - superstitious)
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This is a normal post Hear it not Coulter, for it is a knell
That summons thee to heaven, or to Bishopbriggs.
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This is a normal post Drink! It provokes three things.
nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes.
And if the man were alive, he would probably add 'posting to b3ta' to the first three.
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This is a normal post are you all quoting macbeth?

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This is a normal post oh dear.
now you have to take all your clothes off, give the stage manager a blow job and run around the theatre three times shouting 'kick me, kick me', spin three times, spit, curse.

And give me £50 until the weekend.
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This is a normal post well i am naked, hows about i just blow you?

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This is a normal post uhh
sorry. didn't mean to be so quick. If it's in your eyes, vinegar is better than water at first.

edit: just leave your wallet on the bedside - I'll help myself.
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This is a normal post macbeth macbeth macbeth
Help yourself :)
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This is a normal post Jesus darling
I really need some sleep I've got a presentation in the morning - can you go ahead without me?
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This is a normal post I can
But I'm sure they wont want a naked fat man presenting it.
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This is a normal post Irt's a Tedx - they won't be able tell the difference.
Pick any random slide deck, borrow my blue tooth mike and use all of the words listed here: https://www.inc.com/john-boitnott/you-still-need-to-use-these-20-smart-business-buzzwords.html

That's all I was really going to do. Pop into the local and get me a bottle of vodka on your way though. Since you're up for it, I'm going to take a duvet day.
Oh yeah, and some batteries for the sex toys.
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This is a normal post He needs headbutts.
No one understands his needs.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post He likes headbutts and he cannot lie

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This is a normal post I'll give him headbutts

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This really gets my goat.
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That dog growls like a crocodile and the goat sounds like a lamb..confused
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This is a link post Back to the Carpet I made this!
I made this around the same time as Lean on the Wind but never bothered uploading it cos i thought it was shit.
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This is a normal post It's not shit.
It's very silly and good.
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cheers. Yeah its not bad. My brain gets the better of me. I've recently learned that. Got loads of random shit I'm gonna start putting up
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This is a normal post Let the people decide..in fact maybe not. This is how we got Brexit :D

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This is a normal post Top quality stuff.
The whistle bit is especially excellent.
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This is a normal post Oh God, even with your heads up I still laughed
Amazing work, Swede. I would just love to hear this dropped into a set somewhere.
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I was thinking this too

time to do a full dance mix of your stuff

wobble wobble
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This is a normal post Nothing with Arnie in could ever be shit
I enjoyed the bell tippy tappy bit.
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This is a normal post Superb 80s esque background melody too
Lurvely (can you finish with an "I'll be back"?
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This is a normal post No - just watched the end
Yours is better. Great stuff. Made my miserable Wednesday a little less miserable
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thanks
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This is a normal post :D
so glad you changed your mind and let it out
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This is a normal post That's great!

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Thanks!
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This is a normal post anyone remember the old net-lab/wrong music Schwartzenegger tapes?
45% more distorted gabber kicks and this would fit right in. lovely stuff.
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This is a normal post Splendid

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This is a normal post Farkinellmate
That helped on a fucking wump of a day.
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This is a normal post High praise indeed
I'm using that one
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This is a normal post I've got this toy
Where should I bring it again?
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This is a link post why have one drummer wednesday
when you can have three?
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This is a normal post Manbuns, lumberjack beards, shirts buttoned right up
Shit drummers, I will stick with Ant Music cheers
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This is a normal post That man bun's got a lady underneath!
I'm gonna report her to the authorities.

I saw the Boom Boom Satallies play with two drummers and a drum machine. It was ace. More bands should have multiple drummers.
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This is a link post Painfull

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This is a normal post Better out than in

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This is a normal post Which shit hole nation is this?

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This is a normal post The one which stupidly refuses to change its anthem to My Humps.

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This is a normal post That would be a fucking excellent anthem.
I've always maintained that we should change ours to the Rezillo's version of "Someone's gonna get their head kicked in tonight"

Would be great for sporting events.
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This is a normal post Mine is perfect for this
One line goes:
“ And that an impure blood quenches our furrows (ie, tracks)”
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This is a normal post Allll right, Glasgow!
That's such an excellent idea. I'm going to be obsessed with this for fucking weeks.
Rip up the chairs, tear down the walls...
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This is a normal post Fucking awful
and as a comparison in the side bar was Jack Black absolutely smashing it.
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That was awesome dude
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This is a normal post "Hey! It's Enrico Pallazzo!"

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This is a normal post ha ha ha ha

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That dragged like a seal's ringpiece. I fucking hate swing/jazz, no matter what speed it's played
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This is a normal post Comedy gold.

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This is a normal post Morrissey has let himself go.
etc.
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This is a normal post slobodan milosevic has let himself go

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This is a normal post Stewart Lee has let himself go

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This is a normal post Eskimo has let himself go.

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This is a normal post This was jolly

(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Typing pretty much the same response onto every single Stewart Lee video on YouTube has let himself go.

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This is a normal post Silvio Berlusconi has let himself go

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Queen Elsa of Arendelle has let it go, let it go.
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This is a normal post Eskimo face?
Looks like a Cornish face to me.
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This is a normal post I wasn't sure if it was a reference to the early, influential grime track by Wiley called Eskimo, which lead to the Eskibeat sub-genre...

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This is a link post Liberian painted posters
"Here is my collection of painted movie posters from Liberia. Painted on plastified tablecloth, these posters were commonly used in Liberia in the 90's by video clubs for advertisment purposes."

That may be true but most of them are hilariously crap
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Aaaw, they're sweet.
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This is a normal post Chuck Norris reminds me of...
That botched Jesus fresco from Spain.
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This is a link post Curling and Enya
Just when you thought curling couldn't get any more relaxing.
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This is a normal post I curled one out this evening.
It was very relaxing.
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This is a normal post Nothing on this world could persuade me to listen to Enema
Music for people who have dream catchers and energy crystals
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This is a normal post And for Roland D-50 Pizzagogo aficionados.

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This is a normal post *hunts for AR-15*

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This is a normal post Not ashamed.

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This is a normal post Everyone is a perv.
You are a special kind of perv.
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This is a normal post I'm most interested in what drugs *exactly*
are performance enhancing in curling. We've got a good taste of winter to come - and I for one want to be ready to meet it as high as a motherfucking kite.
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This is a normal post Definitely Cocaine.

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This is a link post Gene Clark - Some misunderstanding
x
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This is a normal post it's a shady world...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe5Kg8yuhr4
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This is a normal post Properly Great

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This is a normal post Excellent
Coincidentally I ran into this version last week while hunting down the Soulsavers version.
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This is a normal post read that as Some Masturbating.

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This is a link post Surreal 0800 Chat line
thought this was weirdly funny, bizzare!
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This is a normal post Here you go
www.b3ta.com/links/1321024
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erm, spamcunting
again?
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This is a normal post Hello you cunt

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Hello yourself, gorgeous.
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This is a normal post go rim a tramp you spammy cum sponge

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This is a normal post that's a top-drawer insult, have to pinch it

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This is a link post Ultra Vomit - KAMMTHAAR
Sorry, two in a row, does contain a heavy haulage commercial vehicle.
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This is a normal post Very Rammstein
not that that's a bad thing.
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This is a link post Mad Winter Olympics skillz!

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This is a normal post To be fair
She's still better at it than me.
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This is a normal post Looks like a reverse auschwitz bodybuilding weirdo
Fuck it Oh well wrong post
will leave it and live with the consequences
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This is a normal post Lucky Elise Christie didn't turn up and take her out
Followed by sob sob so unfair me me me.
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This is a normal post Google explains it all
She has the money to travel and always competes in competitions with less than 30 entrants so makes sure she places in the top 30. She's a looney, really. If you are going to compete at the Olympics you would want to win wouldn't you?
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_%22The_Eagle%22_Edwards
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This is a normal post The funniest bit...
... is the commentary, desperately trying not to sound like "wtf?".

Also repeatedly saying "From Hungary", when she has a sorta kinda Hungarian grandmother and is clearly just a spoiled, bored septic.
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This is a normal post I applaud their subtitling

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This is a normal post French crowd.
Not good at languages.

But they do have teaser clips that are, erm, teasing:
youtube.com/watch?v=4hyALGKwluA

Edit;
Apparently, their idea of a good time is sending strippers in a distressed state of undress crowd surfing during a head banging number.
I cannot condone this, and I am looking to book a concert ticket to voice my utter despondent disapproval from the front row.
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This is a normal post I don’t think
Someone dancing like theyve never danced before would be very good at all.
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This is a normal post Are you an obvious Andy oblivious troll
On another, lesser, message board?
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This is a normal post woosh!
looks up - scratches head 'what in heck was that'. Returns to feeding pigs.
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This is a normal post Remember to pull out the teeth.
For the sake of the piggies' digestion.
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Turbo Killer is a masterpiece - looking forward to the film too....
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This is a link post Windy I made this!
I did this a year or so ago..Sampled and looped Windy's mill and put one guitar over it.
Not sure if it really works and not very good sound quality but i was just having a mess around.
*Edit..Thanks to everyone for the kind comments =)
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This is a normal post Nice. Reminds me of Windham Hill guitar music, no pun intended.

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Thanks a few people in the past have said my playing sounds a bit William Ackerman style.
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This is a normal post i like this

(, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 15:13, , Reply)
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Glad =)
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This is a normal post Nice
The windmill is perfect for a bassline
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This is a normal post Oh, really nice sound Sherbs!

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This is a normal post I like the door stop. Or ruler.

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This is a normal post So weird hearing someone elses take on that sound
I always hear the little boing as the start of the loop.

boing whip zip de doo.

So your track constantly nags in a weird way. Love it tho, that sound effect has stuck with me for decades
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This is a normal post v.v.v. nice

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This is a link post Playing in my boxer shorts Episode 01 I made this!
The last video I posted gave me an idea for a series. I'll try and do one every week.
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This is a normal post Some lovely slide gee-tar there, sir.
Have a click.
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Cool =]
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