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This is a normal post Deadpan excellence.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hits the right tone
in many ways. Klik
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice landing
C-130 specially modified to land in a stadium and rescue hostages in Iran in 1980
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice landing
Right up until it touched down anyway:
i.imgur.com/hKHdDQZ.mp4
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post The real hostages won't burn quite so fast.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post and it was all going so well untill the flamey smokey burny bit

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Salutes at candles
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you kind sir

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:19, , Reply)
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Oh well done for them flames fbk
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a link post In other news the pope shits in the woods.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post We can expect the UK to respond robustly to this outrage.
Possibly by closing the curtains and pretending to be out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha spot on
I am astonished that a nerve agent has been released on UK soil in a very shabby manner by Russia and we just shuffle around and get on with it. Wonder why. In any terms this is totally unacceptable. Any other tin pot country and a task force would be assembled of Air Craft carriers which have no planes.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing I find astonishing is that they bungled the assassination.
The UK is a toothless dog at the moment. We don't have the time, money or resources for a fight with Putin and he knows it. He's busy manipulating the USA, creating discord in the EU and razing Syria to the ground knowing we will just sit here hoping he might just go away if we don't make eye contact.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Difficult to do anything about though
From his position it was a win-win move with an election coming up, as it'll scare the dissidents at home. If we play hard ball he gets to say "Look, the West are belligerent, you need a strong leader." If we do nothing then we give carte blanche for him to knock off a few more traitors...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone on Newsnight put it best when they said "Russia is a rogue elephant".

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's far more dangerous than that
It's a rogue elephant with a purpose, and the intelligence to achieve that.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the perfect excuse to boycott the world cup
We wont though because millions of delusional brexicunts would feel aggrieved.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we should.
That way we can pretend we had a chance of winning rather than just watch England stack it in the first few matches and end up with tonnes of bunting and flags going to land fill.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post plus 'our lads' would be saved from almost certain death at the hands of their psychotic ultras

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post TBF, would we miss 'our lads'?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I talked myself out of it as I was typing

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're a better man than I.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was going to be the best bit :(

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there anything you can't twist to brexit?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's beyond obsessive, it's a fetish.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post no it's a gift

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you still have the receipt?
Only I already have a Brexit and the one you brought just looks flat on me :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well we could go to the U.N. which would take firm and decisive act....
Sorry what was I thinking.

Better to let MI6 off the leash, hurt Putin in some way personally whilst going through the usual diplomatic motions.

Also take a stern view of any politician that goes on RT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Pope gives up shitting in the woods for Lent.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post he shits on a catholic bear instead
(in the woods)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one who thinks this is all a bit bonkers?
Whoever it was didn't even kill them. Why the James Bond overtones when a double tap from a .22 with a well planned getaway would have done the job?
I don't see that a fate like that is less scary than nerve gas or radioactive tea.
If the message is "If you betray us, you will pay" then surely death is more scary than making you puke a bit and have to put up with hospital radio.
 (TSL, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post This way puts the wind up the papers and the public more though
It's all about spreading a bit of fear, making us fret. A unremarkable gun murder would have been out of the news in 1 or 2 days, and we wouldn't have known it was them
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see your point
But I'm not fretting much. You see, I've never been a spy. There, I said it. So they wouldn't come after me anyway with a knife, gun or exploding cat fitted with radioactive laser beams. They aren't trying to scare me, just nawty people.
 (TSL, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't about killing a defector
This is boasting about possessing the ability to do so brazenly, publicly, and without serious consequences. That the victims appear to have lived is a trivial inconvenience.

This wasn't an assassination, it was a statement. A demonstration of capability.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get that
But why not a full magazine of an AK47 through the chest? Job done. Message sent. It wouldn't be hard to do that by surprise and get away for a professional. Micheal Ryan wandered about Hungerford for about two hours before anyone even knew where he was. And he was an aimless arsehole.
 (TSL, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they tried to pull a Litvinenko
As in pull off a hit that's so outrageous it not only disposed of the target, but also sends a message to anyone else thinking of doing something similar. See also the poison umbrella. Except in this case it seems they didn't finish the job.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not buying it
It is just TOO obvious. A drive by shooting by a local gang with mistaken identity would suffice with the right amount of winks and sarcasm.I'm probably wrong, usually am.
 (TSL, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post They love a bit of sanctions

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's exactly because they want the James Bond overtones.
A highly elaborate assassination that leaves no doubt on who the perpetrator was, designed to strike fear in to their enemies.. no matter where you hide our organisation and allies will find you etc.

It is also the kind of thing that demands a reaction from the UK government in the face of such an outrageous action. That way when we respond Putin, who has an election looking, can use it as a spot of sabre rattling like the Argies do with the Falklands every time they have an election.

It's international panto played out by little boys with small willies again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Send Pact Coffee to Putin
That will learn him.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Terry Crews and The Power Of Music
Most entertaining!
(Leemondus, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 16:40, , Reply)
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I detect a vague rip-off of Chris Cunningham's work...
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a link post It's scary here
There were two of them! (That didn't do anything)
 (TSL, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief.
Society throws this at us whilst we're still reeling from www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/cheltenham-news/who-would-this-poo-thrown-1317960 ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did they know it was human?
Did they DNA test it?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Probably from the taste.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Councillor Jim Mason said: “We are committed to keeping our borough clean and free from litter. This has been a big job on a major road"
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 12 Mar 2018, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gloucestshire is a dangerous hot bed of crime and depravity and loose morals
by the sounds of it, so friday night in the pub should be fun
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post It made me the man I am today.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice take off

(Front Office, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It lands on a postage stamp too.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Now do that with a couple of APCs aboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post With the ramp down,
And no straps.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 17:46, , Reply)
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I saw a vulcan bomber once. It was like an earthquake.
Here's a nice one www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU_X5QYBSto
 (Sherbs, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Once saw an Englisg Electric Lightning doing static engine testing at the old RAF Binbrook site
We where stood about half a mile away watching a single venue rally, when we heard the jets start up and run for a couple of mins before doing a power test.

The noise was something you could feel in your chest and left my ears ringing for the rest of the day. what a great sight and sound
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Sounds great
Happy candles also =)
 (Sherbs, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post was about 2012 or so and i can still feel the noise if i close my eyes and think about that sound
of course what with the lightniiiiiiing doing its thing i didnt pay much attention to that rally stage and missed a few metro 6r4's playing with the big boys
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post nothing beats a Harrier for sheer volume

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to a few airshows
Harriers were among the quieter things there. F/A-18s on full afterburner were a good deal noisier. B1s more so. I've not seen one personally, but Viggens are supposed to be some of the noisiest buggers around.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to recall the TR-1 variant of the U2 as being spectacularly loud.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Used to live near
The Hyeres base/airport in the south of France.
War games with the US Navy where epic.
Cue to Mirage F1’s taking off full afterburner and staying full blast below treetop level with F4’s in hot pursuit trying to catch them before the mountains.

Yes, it would break roof tiles, but the French army replaced them no problem.

Watching Canadair water bombers scoping up water during Mistral winds with one wing over the sea, the other over the beach with their rotary engines going total potato was also maze balls.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watch out Russia we still have an airforce
Lovely crackling noise


www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6c3v9iihgw
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Awesome
 (Sherbs, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more howl
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1igQoRqpBA
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scary
That looks so close to stalling.
Great pilot skills there.
Edit: try doing that fully loaded though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's... it's beautiful!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
Full version.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post it is the very rare and little seen water wookie

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candle Day!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post 8 years and 10,000 posts does a lot to man
if you see him tell him he owes me a fishfinger sandwich
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I welcome Boards of Canada latest release

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Mega Dance Party Mix I made this!
Something silly I cobbled together for celebrating a big round number on youtube. All thanks to teh b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
SPAMCUNT!

Not really. I want your baybeeez.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats and thanks for all the eye candy
.. and nightmares!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just what this week required

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to see you do a live DJ/VJ set.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post i would probably just stick a video on and have a cup of tea
i imagine thats what they generally do anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much.
Occasionally twiddle a knob on the mixer or poke a key on your laptop and you're golden.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed dipping into your stream yesterday.
Oh, that doesn't sound right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always loved the kick ass track for the cow vid

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sir, you're a fecking loon
and this place would be all the poorer if you didn't lurk here.

All the best, you insane fucker.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Red card at 00:17
The bloke is just driving minding his own business, wearing a suit and black tie... what if he was on the way to a funeral? Something odd about football fans that no matter what the time or place they think it's fine to wind players up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh diddums. Did the multi millionaire former footballer and highly paid pundit suffer a little mockery when his team lost? Well that makes winding down his window and spitting in a child's face OK then.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It sure does.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bloke could've done with a slap, but spitting? And effectively at a child? I thought that kind of thing only happened on Momentum and SWP demos.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's only a bit of gob. It's not like he hurled a turd at her.
He's probably not got TB so she might even survive the ordeal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a really disgusting and limp dick move. He should have cut him up got out of his car pulled the twat out if his and then punched his lights out.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes! And pulled one of his arms off and beat him with the soggy end!
Then dragged the 14 year old out of the car, snapped her spine across his knee, threw his head back and screamed at the gods, "I AM AVENGED!!!!"

Then gone home for a nice cup of tea and a biscuit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post He says he didn't see the kid.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right oh! So what? We're spitting at people now?
*writes to DVLA to inform them of blind driver*
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Scouser. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What do you expect from pigs, but grunts?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Annoying prick spits at annoying prick.

(Leemondus, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
May they all die in a huge vat of gob
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck everyone involved
except the kid.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, the lad's wound his window down,
Leaned out the window, completely unmarked,
and gobbed on a little girl. Offside by a mile.
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Jamie Carragher spat at me daughter"
No he didn't. He spat at you because you were a prat but you can see he was instantly thinking of how he could monetise the situation. Carragher should have known better though
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could have been worse.
Might have been Seaman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No no no no no
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post something something ejected on penalties

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post something something two footed tackle

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... dribbling from his box
Whilst Incey pulls away on the left
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Unloaded all over her face, came after him etc etc

anyway, portrait.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Complete and utter non-story.
Clickbait for tinks.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post filming in a moving car?
should be had up, scouse prick
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post All fucking pricks
Also driving with his daughter in the car and filming on his phone and shouting across the road. What a fucking prick. Hopefully he doing get away with that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post "ooooOOOOOoooo!"
He seemed positively gleeful that his daughter had been spat on.

I'd bounce him for Driving Without Due Care and get child services involved. That kid sounds like she'd be only too happy to be rescued.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Footballs!
"All people that are involved with the business of football, or play football, or go and support it or watch it on television, or even know anything about it... are filthy reactionary scum" - Every b3tans's favourite comedian Stewart Lee [Bonus DailyMash lol]
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 13 Mar 2018, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chlamydia

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure we've been at this point since civilisation began
We just have much bigger platforms to bollock from.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
But the long term survival of the human race does depend on us colonising other worlds, so although Elon is a bit of a tool at least he is pushing us onto a path we might want to eventually consider.

At least he isn't trying to convince us we all need to cut off our foreskins to appease a sky wizard or anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post what he's basically saying is prepare for WW3
Don't try and avoid it, prepare for it, it's inevitable. Nukes aren't as bad as all that so dont worry about Trump and Putin rearming. You and your kids will of course die in a fiery hell meanwhile I'll be safe in my moon base with the other swaggering wankers
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really think that is the biggest problem.
An extinction level event from runaway global warming, yellowstone erupting or a dinosaur sized asteroid collision seem more likely than total extinction through war.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Humans are too numerous and widespread to go extinct that easily.
And some are more resourceful and adaptable than the Passenger Pigeon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the Trilobites said that too.
They were the most widespread and successful species on the planet for over 700 million years.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as successful as Elon Mollusc.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nukes aren't a big problem, nor is AI
The killer will be GM virus's.....imagine a test tube of flu virus GM'd with ebola.
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mixed with a runny bottom that would make the most dangerous sneeze of all time.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can design a virus that could kill millions but still it isn't likely to kill each and every person it infects.
And over time natural selection may favour strains that are less virulent. Artificial Insemination on the other hand will kill us all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there
I think without artificial insemination we’re all doomed when the number of genders equals the number of people
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Artificial Insemination destroys every mans will to live.

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm imagining it right now. It'll kill Ginges and Liberal bedwetters.
:D
*Throws money at screen*
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2018, 5:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see how colonising a cold lifeless rock is going to help much
Even if we succeed it's just another place to fuck up, probably far more quickly given its not-really-habitable environment. Anywhere better will probably take us longer to travel to than the lifespan of our species anyway.

The sensible thing to do would be to look after the tiny blue dot we have.
 (horrid, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure the percentage of cunts will remain a constant wherever humanity decides to pitch up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post look at him though
Like a cross between Clarkson and Hammond
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're an absolute bell end.
I'm basing that off everything you do and say here, by the way, not what you look like.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:50, , Reply)
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I expected a photo of parliament
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he takes Werner Herzog up on his offer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=11mSgGiUgKo
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:56, , Reply)
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"looking about the man's room, all his hi-tec equipment and vast knowledge...the only question I felt was really important..."when will the Penguin go to Mars?", the science man, he had no answer."
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 13 Mar 2018, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Failure hates success

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post could you fit that down the side of a rocket?
Would look ace on a fuselage as they pick it out of the North Atlantic
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good thing all the rockets you've built worked first time.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 13 Mar 2018, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know, how did we get to the stage where helmets like you are telling us what humanity should and shouldn't be doing?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
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Bit harsh...it isn't like he is investing in new death camp designs. I'm sure people gave Brunel a lot of shit back in the day...but I couldn't get to work almost 200 years on without him so, you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 13 Mar 2018, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Suicidal leaves
Maybe the best part of Monty Pythons 'The meaning of life'.
(Sherbs, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Creosote?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:36, , Reply)
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The film freaked me out a bit when i was kid.
The liver donation thing especially.
 (Sherbs, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post great animation
id forgotten about this, the meaning of life is def in need of another viewing i think.
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 12:27, , Reply)
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There was a M.P. animation I saw years ago and haven't been able to track down. One about a prince who got a spot on his chin then died of cancer. Does that ring a bell - or is it just another of my false memories?
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:37, , Reply)
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Doesn't ring a bell but i will ask my sister. She's a bit of a M.P. meister.
 (Sherbs, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that the one where the spot then goes of on its ow and finds its self sitting on a park bench
with a sign that says this is a nice spot for a picknick. then a big boobes amazon woman comes on and hits her tits like kingkong beating his chest. one side at a time,as she hit her left tit the right tit gets bigger, then she hits the right tit and her left tit gets bigger and so on and so forth. Untill she hits both tits at the same time and they both explode.

if this is the one you are on about then sorry but i havnt got a clue what scetch it is
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 20:41, , Reply)
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I'm mighty confused but strangely excited...
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's on the main series (I think s2 but don't quote me on that),
but also the film 'and now for something completely different'. Different affliction between the two also IIRC: cancer/gangrene.

HTH.

Props to OP, I think the meaning of life is one of the poorer MP works but the bit posted is definitely one of the better bits.

S+N
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post here you go chunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO-aBdzYJtk
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to go on about this
but the article linked here has a fairly interesting screed about the change in words, and what was/wasn't modified. Probably not all that interesting, only for interested parties.

alt.fan.monty-python.narkive.com/amuF8g1Z/rampage-of-the-cancerous-black-spot
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 22:01, , Reply)
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Thank you kindly. Strange seeing it again - I recall being mighty tickled at the Cancer line, but I was a young teen and hadn't experienced class A substances.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 6:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Rivets
Inspired by the dreary music for the car below, have a nice short one from the 80s to give you a boost on this dreary Monday morning.

Pity the sound quality is a bit off - but I've lost my cassette from the Ultravox Lament tour that had an interview and this track on it....
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Famous for his marathon shows.
Imagine sitting through 7 hours of this sort of material.

Jesus.

(RIP and that.)
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe they just felt like 7 hours
I saw a Jethro gig once like that
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The two I went to were both 5 hours long and were totally ace.
He probably only did 4-5 jokes of this sort of length in those two sets. The rest were stream of consciousness one-liners. He was brill.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
I also saw him live, twice. Had to leave before the end, he went on for ages.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a link post :(

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 1:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post R.I.P Ken
Off to the great Jam Butty Mine in the Sky.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 4:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post This.
Saw him live twice at my local ‘abandoned warehouse’ (as he called it). Each show lasted 5 hours and, honestly, you barely had time between jokes to catch your breath before he’d show-horned in another two or three gags. He truly was the last of his kind. Never swore, never did rude jokes, but instead worked with the power of language and suggestion. Such a class act. Off to the Knotty Ash in the sky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You spelt 'unfunny cunt' wrong

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now, now.
He was from Liverpool, you’re from Madchester, let’s leave it at that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racist

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be so yumbunctious.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reunited with his dad's dog.

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ken Dodd's dad's dogs dead?
Nobody told me.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a difficult conversation to start

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a link post eighties overload

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved these things when growing up
Seeing the video though I have to ask how they managed to make such a beautiful V12 sound so awful.

For what it's supposed to sound like:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLNJ_RLWlmI
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post twin turbo = 1000hp
Apparently Ferrari hated that guy
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well Willy Koenig shares that with Chris Harris at least.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Flat-12 Boxer wasn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 7:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Looks like it's time for the pancakes of the bobbies ;) NSFW
A Gentleman has a lie down.
Nsfw ( a few swears )
 (sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sun 11 Mar 2018, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even worse than a cyclist.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say, steady on

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 7:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wring there. He's clearly in the crosswalk.
Just raising awareness for the plight of snakes crossing the road.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://youtu.be/02lw5qIMR-M
Pimp my ride :)
 (sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sun 11 Mar 2018, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck cars!
They think they own the road!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Disappointed there was no mass snowball pelting.
 (loci, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
needs more Alf Garnet https://youtu.be/sfQ00fX01MA?t=2m34s
 (mr_mekon, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://youtu.be/vVfH2TfArpY
Road safety starts early . tufty club.
 (sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sun 11 Mar 2018, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post now you see me, now you dont, now you see me,now you dont

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY BIRTHDAY FBK!!!1!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you kind sir

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fluffy candlez to you sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta very mucho

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy waxcocks day!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks you

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Caneldsedsedsed

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post very kind of you sir very kind indeed

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY CANDLESDAY MONOPOD-CHAN!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got a nice new foot on thursday.
you know when you put brand new trainers on and you have that bouncy feel to them?

Well my new foot has carbon fibre blade, inside a plastic hollow foot shell, that is massivly lighter than my old foot and has some serious energy return/bounce when walking. Makes walking so much better and less tiring. havnt figured if it is any good in bed yet though
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is hot.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Mar 2018, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you kind sir

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candleday!!!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you kind sir

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hapy kandels, Fluffi Buny Killa
My autocorrect just threw a fit
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you kind sir

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hoppy candles Fluff!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you kind sir

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bobbies?
A sleeping policeman then
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 12 Mar 2018, 6:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post would it be wrong to wank with that ?
Asking for a pervy nextdoor neighbour, obviously
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Music for reading news of mild intrigue I made this!
contains organ sound
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what the music for 'Dull Local News' would sound like.

(WiggZ, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
picosong.com/wYyhv/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not even reading the news and it feels like I am.
It's like having my own personal news Jimmy McGriff.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm never believing any thing on the internet again.... after this article.
The approaching 'infocalypse'where you can't believe anything you see or hear online. Even porn.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sun 11 Mar 2018, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post *put on managers hat*
Okay, you've identified the problem. Now tell me the solution.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ clever bot trying to get ahead of the game

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 11 Mar 2018, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect the whole deep fakes open thing has been set up to discredit any future videos featuring trump getting pissed on by Russian prostitutes.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post all i want to know is when can i buy some AI to pretend to be me on boring conference calls
so i can kick back and watch some AI pretending to be a pron star
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid you can't put it there

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 11 Mar 2018, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who is Aviv Odadya, and why should I care?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post More importantly,
can this Aviv Odadya entity be believed?
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 18:30, , Reply)

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