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# Hope this
doesn't get me killed:
Three guys,an Englishman,a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along the beach together one day.They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.'I will give you each one wish' says the genie.
The Welshman says,'I am a farmer,my dad was a farmer,and my son will also farm.I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales.'
With a blink of the genie's eye,'FOOM'--the land in Wales was forever made fertile for farming.
The Frenchman was amazed,so he said,'I want a wall around France,so that no one can come into our precious country.'Again,with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF'--there was a huge wall around France.
The Englishman asks,'I'm very curious.Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains,'Well,it's about 150 feet high,50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out.'
The Englishman says,'Fill it up with water.'
(idratherbebritish Nuke the U.S.!!!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:29, archived)
# racism
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)
# a racist, a bigot and and a moron walked into a pub.
The barman said "What'll it be?"

The racist ordered a Black Russian, the bigot ordered a Bloody Mary and the Moron ordered Sunny Delight.

(i just made it up so don't expect it to make any sense)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)
# budum bum
tsh
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)
# An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar...
...and the barman said, "Is this some kind of joke?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:35, archived)
# a man walks into a bar
OUCH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# repost
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Ha ha
me likey that one very much
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# ha ahaa haa
ha haa!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Horse walks into a bar...
...barman says "Why the long face?"
(Ooblick, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)
# haha!
fooking sunny delight bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# how many feckin
floors do you need?

oh i see!! the dates have changed!

nothing to say you can't stay on a bit more - though we are likely to be a bit pre-occupied with the little daughter gone for that week :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:41, archived)
# I don't get the
bigot bit..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Nor do I
I just made it up as I went along.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)
# it might work better as
the bible basher ordered the bloody mary...

and then something about cock and tail :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)
# you said cock
hehehehehehe
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)
# cock off
/popt_art ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# : )
woooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)
# a favourite
insult of mine for many years now :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# excellent
that's what i love to hear : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Why didn't the Welshman
ask him to teach sheep to cook?
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:32, archived)
# if we are telling jokes...
If mothers have mothers day and fathers have fathers day, what do wankers have ?


palm sunday !?!?


/gets coat...

(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Threadjack!
Does anybody know how to change a pic from greyscale to regular colour? (I'm not very good with Photoshop)
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)
# image/mode/rgb
then you can f*ck with colours
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Thanks!
God, I knew it would be as simple as something like that... off I go now.
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)
# good
luck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:41, archived)
# image-mode
.
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:38, archived)