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# Nice slippers
(Mr That's Shit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Indeed. If he hadn't bought a gamecube and both good games for it he
could have got a decent telly, the silly monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# and a decent 6.1 sound system
which you really need to totally enjoy an Xbox and steel battallions

it was only £130 and it is well worth it - trust me.. they are going for £200-300 on ebay atm!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)
# is steel battallions any good then?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Oh yes
its just the nutz
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I quite like the word geek
that should be NERD.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
# first thing that came to mind
if i took a pic of my desk though, it'd be quite similar at the mo. Just without the kinky double joystick thing.
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# that's a very complicated remote control
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# don't take the piss
that's a photo of a young Stephen Hawkings
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Some one's knicked the wheels of his chair in that case

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# it's his
"at home" kit - less convenient for travel but more gizmos.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Ahhhh .. my wife has one of those ...
4 Double As and she's laughing
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Is that you?
If so is that the £10000000000 joystick thing for that Xbox game?
(krull, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# £10 billion
are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Give or take a fiver
i'm reasonably convinced that's how much it costs.
(krull, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# your name
is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# The future of humanity.
Living with your parents and rotting away in front of the tv.

That's no bad.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# How did you
get into my living room?
(Indole Ring, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Those Warrior thingies
are alot bigger inside than they look
(Mr Striding, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# That picture has
so much shopping potential.
(JuggyH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# looks like he's got a very important job!
must be this new work from home thing they talking about. didn't really they did it for flying planes too. makes it safer i suppose for the pilot. top banana! where do i sign?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)
# At least pilots
would be able to learn from their mistakes after crashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Ah! the old "no mum, i'm playing a computer game, no honest, i'm not tossing off" hollow cam e controller
we've got you number sonny jim, your nicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# ha ha
look at the ugly sad loser!!! lolroflmao l3xx0rxx etc.....

and of course I'm not sad posting messages on a board and talking nonsense with people I've never met, oh no not at all
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Oi
That's me you bastard
(Mr That's Shit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# You are one sad git
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Xbox, PS2 AND Gamecube?
GET OUT MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# 5945 posts in 260 days?
Get out more!

sorry, it's an underdog thing
(Mr Striding, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
# I have a great excuse for that
I can simply call all of those posts "work" :-)
arse, need to make something for my 6000th post
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Then
you clearly work too hard ;-)

Work? I remember what that was. I think I used to do it before I discovered b3ta
(Mr Striding, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# that's nothing
my mate has...
Gamecube
XBox
Game Boy Advance
PS2
Dreamcast
N64
Playstation
Saturn
Megadrive (1 and 2)
Mega CD
Sega 32 X
half a SNES
Gameboy
Master System
and some really old ones as well. Spectrums, BBCs, Commodore etc

And he's a very nice chap. Although we did buy him a pair of rollerblades for his birthday so we could make him go out more.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# half a SNES??
and i notice he doesnt have an original NES. best system ever i say!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)
# the other half
belongs to me!
being pikey students, we went halves on it, except as he has a few consoles, I look after the SNES.
He did have a NES ages ago (apparently) but it broke and got thrown out by his parents.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)
# he should get all the Atari consoles next.
Atari Jaguar, Lynx (1 + 2) etc etc.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# forgot!
he's got a lynx (not sure if it is 1 or 2)
and a sega gamegear with TV tuner!
not got a jaguar though. Can't think why.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)
# how built up
are your forearms?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
I'm sure he did not mean it :)
(JuggyH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# aw that's not very nice.
he might be a very nice person. and aren't we all a bit sad for staying in and playing games, when we could be outside kicking a ball around?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I'm not playing games, sonny
I'm sat at a desk furthering my career to pay my mortgage to those nice people at Nationwide. (in fact I would be furthering my career if it weren't for B3ta, my career is currently on hold. Before crashing and burning in flames an my home being reposessed.)

edit: In fact i have never owned a games console, and don't intend to. Filthy deviant machines that they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)
# do you play games on your pc / mac / thingy?
yeah best do some work. getting reposessed isn't nice. (i'd guess, it hasn't happened) i'm buying a house very soon!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Bah
Why go outside when you can play all those kinda games on your computer? Dont get all sweaty and dirty neither.
(Mr That's Shit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)
# wht have relationships
when you can play The Sims? :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Exactly!
I've never had a real life relationship, as i dont need one, I have more than enough cybersex with many hot babes from all over the world, I had 8 different ladies last week!. I dont play the Sims anymore though, as the sex wasn't kinky enough for my liking.
(Mr That's Shit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I blame society
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)
# So thats what happened
to the controls of the downed black hawk....
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
# i
have to admit a little jealousy.. if i'm not greatly mistaken those are the controls for the xbox game steel battalion, which costs £200 as you have to buy the ocntrols with the game... looks liek a fun game too :(
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)
# funny
how you can spot the 'guitar face' gormless expression from the back!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I think
you need to change your diet
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# is it
an advert?
(_windymiller, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)