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# Does
anyone else get the urge to randomly insert the word 'ASSFUCK' while doing lengthy coursework?
(misterloki, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# no
I don't do coursework any more. I'm in the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Did I...
detect a little bitterness in your tone there??
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# No that was sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Coursework sucks the devils pudenda.
I will never go there again.

It makes me masterbate and cry in corners.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Yeah you got a point.
But isnt work like one very long never ending piece of coursework from hell????
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
# nope
cos you don't usually have to think about it once you leave the office :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# We're here though
aren't we.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)
# oh
all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# HAHAHHAHA
For some reason I find the thought of you even using the term highly hilarious!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# That's what footnotes* are for, actually.








* assfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Leave your PC open and someone else
will do it for you *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)
# The sneakier person
Will change autocorrect under Word for Windows so that every time you type "a" in your document it changes to 'assfuck'

The sneakiest people will write a macro to change all instances of " a " in your document to 'assfuck' before you print, and change it back when you have.
(Glis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# you're
evil.
(martian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)
# .
your gay
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# temps revenge that is
it's total class, and it confuses the hell out of people.
are -> arse
but -> butt
and many things that would probably get spotted by my firewall
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Kinda did that
to a mate during our GCSEs. Did Change All instances of "shop" to "fish" - it was a long study about setting up a new shop in a high street.

Okay - it's hardly rude, but it was funny at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# you sure know
how to live on the edge
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Oh no, I've never lived there.
I visit occasionally, but always make sure I stand back behind the safety barriers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
# threadjack your thread waste
I'm looking for the last track of the Cafe Del Mar Cinco album on mp3 does anyone have it?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Cafe Del Mar?
*terrible flashbacks*

ARGH NO MOTHER THE SPOONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# is that a no then?
edit/ i noticed you haven't added your name to the 1000000th post for posterity.
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
#
boo
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# don't know - what's it called?
in the meantime, chill your boots with my shipping forecast tune

/shameless and tenuous repost whore
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# I
liked that :)

*edit the tune , not you admitting to being tenous and whorelike !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# i had a listen to your tune earlier, V. nice.
the cafe del mar track is Wim Mertens and called Close Cover
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Oh you whore
I do like that though.

The rhythm of the words and "sailing by" were my staple method of getting to sleep when I was an overstressed student.*

* that and having to take a week off at one point because I freaked out a bit and snapped all my pencils in half
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)
# ALL your pencils?
Gosh.

Tom gave your email address to someone last night. He was very drunk, sorry. It was a mate of ours who's a property journo (very nice) and he was really really excited when he found out who you worked for.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Ooh crikey
That's alright. I've just done a stonking image of Canary Wharf from the air. I'm dead pleased with meself.

It was quite a lot of pencils certainly - I kept picking one up, trying to draw and snapping it in half. Since then, I've tried not to take things so seriously and tried to avoid the particular person who got me into that state.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
# t'is good
though
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# argh
it goes all scary at the end!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Smashing.
Very Lemon Jelly.
(tomsk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)
# You've
hit the nail on the head there, son.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Personally.....
I dont think its used half as much as it should be
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Every Thread is sacred.

Every Thread is great.
If a Thread is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I think
you have lost that battle.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Aye!
i was just a little too long in getting that source image.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)