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# Tickle this, fucko!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
I know that I know what film that's from, but I have momentarilty forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# gah! me too!
something with Arnie I think
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# "I'm gonna shoot you in the balls"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Dude, you do NOT shoot a dude in the dick.
Not cool.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I'm sure it's something from way back
can't think though...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Early 90s I think
c'mon Howdy - what's the film?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# "You know I said I'd kill you last?"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Commando?
is this the opening scene?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Yay!
As for its place in the movie - yes, I think..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Yes I'm sure it was.
Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Epic Cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# There is a wonderful Commando rip off
www.imdb.com/title/tt0092848/

It's so dire it may actually be better
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
Guilty, your Honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I finally got round to watching it a couple of weeks back
I had to be several beers down, but by god it was worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I used to hoover shit like this up, man.
Shocking way to spend your teens..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Me too
but I think I enjoy them more now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I just looked at your profile!
Is that 11 months worth of "work"?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Pretty much.
About nine of the images are pre-b3ta.

The rest have (for better or worse) been devised solely with this place in mind..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I suppose they all add up
I used to do one a day before I had to start doing some w**k!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Commando
is one of the greatest films ever made :D

isn't that the one with the flashback scene where he's with the kid hugging the deer? Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# "I'm a man of peace, now"
Yeah.
Right.
Let's just give it five minutes, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5IZAqrrBHo
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# also...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIEaIf7lMaM
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# The "I Love Ice Cream" moment is in a league of its very own.
Thanks for the timely reminder..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# you've only got me going and hunting down utterly ridiculous 80s cheese haven't you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=htt40ANLwls (may be mildly nsfw due to scantily clad ladies)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Have this, by way of thanks..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmPW0d5RWLo

*trawls youtube for Troma movie trailers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# hahahaha what?
I raise you this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtQEbFcLHOU
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Skateboarding hitmen ftw!
NSFW:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXS40qj9Hfo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Commando?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# How come you're a grown up Joe?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Got hitched at the weekend
still buzzing, but sadly back at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Ah man good effort!
*raises champers*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Happy trails, sir.
I wish you both well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Congratulations to you both :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# congratulations Yid
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# many grats!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Congrats sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Thank you kindly all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Elmo is such a happy idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# the
tickle me Elmo on fire is still one of my favourite youtubez
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# THAT
has just made my afternoon :-)

"AAaaaaaaaaah ha hahahaha that tickles!"

Cheers for the tip!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# haha *goes to search*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# bindun
gettit, bin-dun
I'll get my coat..
woo and a click : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Truly?
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# nope
you are the first and the best
8 D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# This is a new favourte
click
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha! *clicky*
sorry fo the TJ, but has anyone ever cast anything out of silicone rubber - specifically a model/prop?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# by model/prop do you mean cock?
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# this ^
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# yes*
*no
- part of my halloween costume this year; I have to start it early to get it done in time. Part of it I'lll have to make some serious modifications to a pair of trainers, and maybe make some parts for a jacket if i hit a wall on the current process
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# F**kin' hell steve, your a bit organised!
I bet you did revision and handed your homework in early too
: p
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# funnily enough, I never did :D
anyway, it's a big project, and I'm a perfectionist!

img230.imageshack.us/img230/5685/bttf2015.jpg

no, I'm not making a Michael J Fox, but the jacket (exactly the same way the original was)and if I can, the Nike Mag trainers

So far, i've made the jacket material (red part and the grey) and I'm preping the pattern. I just need a custom printed liner, and to cast the wrist/hem parts and strap details. The shoes, well, that's where it all gets very difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# look forward to seeing the result
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# A most worthy endeavour.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# great scott!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# God that's forward planning...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I can't remember the exact material used in the casting
but i once made a 'replica' of a hole puncher in art college.

It was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Mate of mine has
what's the problem, I'll see if he can help you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Ah, excellent, Joe!
well, I need to cast a shell for the outsole on a pair of trainers - it's two parts, a translucent part and a grey part

nicekicks.com/images/done2.jpg

This will have to fit over the original trainers, which will have neoprene and padding over it to complete the look (if that makes any sense)

I need to know the is the best thing to make the mold out of and what to cast in (I originally guessed mocking up the shoe by using oil based clay on the base trainers, casting around in a two part paster cast, then using some kind of rubber/silicone to make the new outsole "shell". Then clean the base trainers and glue together)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Get a hard on, put your cock in the provided sleeve
and pour in the mixture.

Think dirty thoughts for a minute.

Withdraw.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I'll email him now
see if he's got any ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# thanks, mate!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# remember to give it a wipe over with a flannel when you're finished.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(Put oscar in the bin and get total wooness)
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# The optimisation on this nearly killed it.
There were two additional sequences, but the studio execs cut them to prevent a 400kb+ flaming on board.

I may well steal your idea & use it for my own personal gain, though.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# supergif is a free optimiser. No settings, picture quality can suffer but it really squashes things
Advanced gif optimizer costs money but you can decide levels of compression/keeping picture quality.

My animations are rubbish so don't put too much weight on these recommendations.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# All & any help/advice is gratefully received - thank you, twatty*
* man, that sounds weird..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I've got used to it over the years
but still don't like it being shouted at me in crowded bars to be honest.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# fantastic!
what's the film!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# "I used to eat green berets for breakfast!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# oh hell yes.
(Hairy Twatter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha!
I love Weired al
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Another one rides the bus..
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Awesome!
I love his "ow ow ooh ow" faces as the bullets hit...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
bullets are ouchy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# this is
truly excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Bless you, DC.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# yay!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I think I'm getting the hang of this animated gif thing..
.. just have to remember not to think in terms of 3D Studio Max rendering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# what are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# CS2.
PS & Image Ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# and lots of hard work by the looks of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Alas, yes.
I'll crack this mother, yet, though!

*shakes fist at sky*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Bloody hell
thats what I normally use
and none of mine ever come out this well.

Mine normally get fucked over by optimizing.

Still trying to get my head round the animation in CS5 PS.
You don't seem to be able to import video the way you could with IR
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Pissing about with sliders, options & image sizes are the only ways I've found to edge under the 400kb mark.
Which is more a system of panic than any form of actual knowledge..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Absolutely
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha
Never liked that little fucker
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Y E S !

they're gonna need a bigger gun - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# 8D
I made this for today, but no noobs have angered /board, thus far.
It kind of fits here, so that's my basic excuse for posting it..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# lol
but in loling we should all take time to remember we were all n00bs at one time or another!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# *remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
Woo
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# nicely done
I did a few for the "Muppets at the Movies" compo

Scaface
Bad Boys Trailer
Knights who say "Meep"
and
The Sound of Music

But to be honest, your's is much smoother :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
That'll be a click, then..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# that's very nicely done...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)