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# What I think Sir Patrick of Enterprise really wanted to say


but was far too polite to!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=neqEGqWWM2M&playnext_from=TL&videos=tFExCBYwtzA
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# But Corden has a fat belly! And he knows it!
Comic genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Yeh I must admit, it's like telling the audience Alan Carr is gay and expecting them to think you're witty,
but I really do think Sir Stewie was prolly thinking the above but too polite to say it directly hence all the spoken elipsis (and possibly a tad inebriated didn't help).
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# To be fair
I'd have to be very intoxicated to attend one of those bashes and share a stage with people like Corden.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Is he fat, then?
He should make jokes about that, it'd be hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
I hear gayness is equally side splitting, he should try that!

*edit* pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha that really was dire
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
warning - controversial opinion ahead...

Corden is a skilled comedy writer - Gavin & Stacey proved that. He is also a pretty decent sitcom actor. However his head has become as big as his belly, and that will be his undoing.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# ..
Corden
Ruth Jones is a skilled comedy writer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# this may possibly be the case
and Ruth Jones (as well as Matthew Horne) have the good grace not be obnoxious nobends on TV the whole time.

Joanna Page is just bloody lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# You and I have the same taste in women.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# salty with a hint of peanut apparently
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oh HAVE the same taste. I thought you said LEAVE the same taste
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Indeed
an she's a superb actress as well

And not bad looking either
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I liked her in that thing with Steve Coogan
although she wasn't in it that much
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I need to watch that again
I saw the first two and missed the rest.

It was so completely different to what he'd done before, it was a bit of a shock
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Saxondale
that was it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt1332074/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# well yes
OK

my head's not working properly today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# second series coming soon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Hurrah for BBC3!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# No? Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
It wasn't even high brow enough for a 15 year old girl! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Corden is a fat cunt and I don't understand why he is on tv
but Patrick made a bit of a twat out of himself there, really.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# .
Yeah, SIR Patrick clearly got his ego knighted.

However, he should have ended the tirade by just saying "make it so number 1" and all honour would be restored.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Actually you've got a point,
clash of the egos maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# It wasn't his best moment,
but I'm certainly more inclined to forgive him than Corden calling for a taxi for an old man
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# yes - but an old man with real talent.
Unlike Corden
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Yay!
Can I just say: Worst. Compo. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Alt compo : Censored Star Wars fonts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Wut?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# why?
We often have compos for things people hate, and it's never a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Ah, but this is for something I hate
Which shold be, obviously, far more important than anything else in your ghastly little lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# because it's the football
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# You're right. I hated Bill Owen too
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# The only thing that's made it worse than any other so far
is people somehow shoehorning Star fucking Wars into it. WE GET THE POINT YOU'RE NERDS NOW FIND A WAY OF DOING SOMETHING WITHOUT PUTTING FUCKING C3PO INTO IT GRRRRRRAAAARGHGHHGHGHGHHGHHHGHHHHHHHHFUCK.

Actually I've seen many worse challenges. I used to complain. Then I stopped because complaining about image challenges on an image-based board which is pretty notorious for ignoring people complaining about challenges -- and even seems to pick them to wind people up -- is pretty silly. At least this isn't yet another LOL FILM POSTER challenge like every other fucking week was at one point.


Edit: Dear Jesus it's twenty past eleven. Why am I not at work? I should probably go.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# *starts work on 4th World Cup/Star Wars pic, just for boris*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Corden isn't fit to breathe the same air as Sir Patrick Stewart
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I scorn you, scurvy companion.
Away, you moldy rogue, away!
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Take him to the brig!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# That wasn't in Henry IV.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Off with his head?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I thought Patrick Stewart was a total cunt for doing that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# No, you thought SIR Patrick Stewart was a total cunt for doing that!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# sir fuck all
name 5 things he's done for this fucking country..
he's a self righteous cunt.

he shat it when Corden got in his face about it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Well he's given me a lot more laughs than Corden ever has
his appearances on Family Guy alone managed that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# not for his work on tv/film/stage

what has he actually done?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# what's that got to do with this country?
listing all the acting jobs he's done means fuck all.

I'd rather the people out defending the country got knighted...not some ponce of an actor
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# He's an actor, WTF else am I gonna show you?
Ok, then, for arguments sake, what criteria are we therefore classifying this highly successful well respected world famous multi millionaire and house hold name in so your argument that he's not worthy becomes valid?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# like I said in my edit
I'd rather the people out defending the country got knighted...not some ponce of an actor/footballer whatever

ps you're gay for him...sorry Sir him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Well I can hardly continue an argument your editing your responses in post to can I?
Fair point, but if you're gonna knight an actor it should be a good one, and I think he's proven in that respect.

Can't see the other bloke getting any knighthoods for his contributions...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I think he's proven it by being a fucking millionaire and living in a big mansion
don't feed the fuckers egos any more than what's needed.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# ^this^
he really is a complaining old twat, and clearly incapable of thinking on his feet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# No arguments there,
but he has earned more respect than fatso any day of the week, which fatso clearly wasn't giving him...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# why should he?...he doesn't deserve any respect

he's a fucking actor..that's all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# And a brilliant one that has given me much pleasure, who the fuck is Corden by comparison?
He wrote a movie that flopped and a TV show that 15 year old girls think was too low brow.

Oh and he's fat LOL!

Major respect for THAT then...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# you're right..
but

out of the two of them Corden has my respect for getting in about the snobby cunts face.

Stewart tried to dish it out then shat himself..the end
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Agreed, he got majorly PWNED, but we don't know who started it,
and I'll bet Patrick had a few words off the mic! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# yea hanging out the taxi as he drives away

"oh and by the way..your mother!"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# "Make it Fatso"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Badaboom badabing!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# haha
click for hiding the fat fucks face
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)