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# Something WOnderful Caption competition
Ok so i am running a caption competition over on www.Somethingwonderfulcomic.com so i thought i'd post the strip here in case any of you have any ideas for it. I know you will. :)

Anyways, the winner gets a free signed LIFE IS SHIT Print and two free Something Wonderful Mini Comics. If you want to enter your idea simply put it in the comments sections on the site:

www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com/comic-caption-competition/

:)

(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# *ducks and covers*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# b3ta.com/spam
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Ah man now we were really helpful and constructive with you yesterday and now you come back with this?
LINKS BOARD, MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# ?
What's the problem now?
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Your idiocy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# yeah! fucking tell him!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Links go on the links board, pictures on the main board, talk on the talk board
edited to remove my fail
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# That clarifies it then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# My brain and my fingers work at a different speed I swear
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# BUT WHERE DO I GO TO TALK?
Is it the main board?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# The Talkarium
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# MENCAP, presumably
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Arrrggghhhhh my bandwidth. Optimise!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Have we even got an image here?
b3ta is being really glitchy today.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# anything on b3tards is redexing for me
but the b3ta host is working again

swings and, indeed, roundabouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# No image, just an immense sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I don't like this new style "Sequential Art" has taken
all red and yellow, there's not even a talking squirrel. What are you playing at JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Ok B3ta
I'm out of here,

You guys are far too much hard work,
Way Too many rules, too much complaining,
everything I do/post has something wrong with it.
I just can't be bothered anymore.

It a great site here, just not for me.

No hard feelings and have a good one
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Read the FAQ, it's not difficult
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# ZERR ARE RULES TO BE FOLLOWED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# yes... do
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#ignore
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# THE TOYS ARE OUT OF THE PRAM...REPEAT...THE TOYS ARE OUT OF THE PRAM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# haha
flounces off
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# mission control we have flounce
I repeat flounce is go, flounce is go
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# because you've never flounced?
I seem to recall you having an existential funk a few years back because someone called you a "cunt"
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# was that me?
(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I never said I never flounced
I am well aware I have flounced. But never in a "I'm never coming back" way

Not sure it was about being called a cunt though. Enough people have randomly gaz'd me to say "People like you but I think you're a cunt" to know that b3ta is full of its fair share of stupid shits for it not to bother me quite so much or for me to actually ask them what their problem is anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# fair dos
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I've never had an abusive gaz.
All my random gazes have either been slightly weird or generally positive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I've had half a dozen
they never explain why, they're never people I'v spoken to on B3ta, just people being abusive.

I love b3ta :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# in a word
jealousy
(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# You've got mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I have 34 unread messages.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# MOD THIS!
MOD THIS!
YOU SUCK!
FRONT PAGE THIS!
THIS GUY WAS MEAN TO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10090806

Very few rules really. And very little complaining when people take the time and effort to look them up.

You're a good artist, no doubt, but don't think that earns you the right to be a complete prima donna.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Flounce alert!
Chill out man.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Click post a new message, go on. Then read what it says on that page.
"Posting a link? Consider using the links board."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I think they like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Is it too brown?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Drama club > that way...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# is that
a poem?
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Your work is good
but b3ta isn't about just posting a picture or a link and fucking off hoping for more custom. Stay, chat, comment on other peoples stuff, be part of the fun and games. If you were here more often you'd get why people seem rude.


Don't just treat b3ta like an advertising space.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Exactly. It's a COMMUNITY not a promotional tool
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Listen:
When I post on other people post I get told to fuck Off and that i am not wanted here, when i post non SW stuff I get told to fuck off and that i am not wanted here. When i post things about my comic people complain that I am treating it as an ad service and that i am posting it wrong.

I just can't be arse with it all anymore.
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# It's not hard.
Not too big, not too spammy, and in the right place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# That being said at this time of day there are more than a few people who only post when they can tell someone off
Perhaps he should come back in 12 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# It's really incredibly simple, here, I'll guide you through it:
We like pictures here on /board. Post one, but post one with a small file-size (100kb~) or post a thumbnail which links to the bigger picture. Spamming usually isn't appreciated, so tone it down. A link to your site along with a picture is fine.

The /links board just love links. It's their bread and butter. So threads like this belong over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# This is what I said only with more of the words.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Yeah but the way I said it permeated with my natural charm and charisma.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I for one noticed your charismatic secretions.
I NOTICED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I'm fucking glad someone fucking did holy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# As above...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# don't be so sensitive...
whoever told you about b3ta (I know someone did), then they should have told you about the mentality here.

The only problem is that you've posted a link when - if you wanted to prevent a forum-wide asthma attack - you should have posted a strip, with the link below.
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# You mean we're not telling him off for not capitalising his "i"s?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I fell into here and couldn't get out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Is it like that in real life for you too?
:)

Draw a picture (not too big) and post it.
Make a funny pic (not too big) and post it.

make a funny animation, you'll get a reach around.


if all else fails - fuck'em.
(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# You've been told to fuck off because you replied to someone's picture saying you liked it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# You're being met with hostility here because you broke one of the main rules...
...don't post non image posts on the main board. If it's not an image and is conversation it goes on the talk board, if it's a link it's on the links board.

People are annoyed because you have either missed or chosen to ignore several times when you were told this:
1) When you join you are not allowed to post until the following week and are invited in that time to read the FAQ and lurk to make sure people fit well into the "community" (as that's what it is) so I presume you didn't read the FAQ at this point.
2) Every new post page also reiterates the rules such as "pictures only on the main board" etc. So that's another ignore.
3) You say you have been yelled at before? So have I, I posted a repost-image in a new thread and was called a cunt. You know what tho? I didn't throw toys out of the pram, I saw a great number of mad people so I went and read the FAQ to see what I'd done so wrong. When that many people are telling you you are wrong there is more chance of them being right than you (not always but you should at least check).

If you read the faq and follow the rules then this is an AWESOME community. There is nothing wrong with you promoting things here to a point but be polite about it and don't push it. I've let people know when I'm going to be at cons with my comic on here before but to do so I drew a nice pic for them and posted the pic and put the announcement as a note under it asking nicely if people would like to come visit.

Basically pick up your toys and stay or continue your huff and leave, but we're a lot of nice people.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# being called a cunt on the board is a right of passed
Getting the ticket to hull is another.




(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Yup, you're not a real person until Prod calls you a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# It was Pedantichrist for me.
/old-school.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# I cant read all that
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Carrots for sale
two bob a paaand.

- oh shit!.

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Two bob!!
It's all metric now, you cockernee kneesupper!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I wouldn't treat b3ta like an advertising space
even though it is quite possible to buy some awesome t-shirts and artworks from www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk - but that's coincidental.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Get yer flounce pic out for the lads.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hmm
Image1
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# here's my entry
YER MAW!

and what happytoast said
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# see
if you'd just posted a low-res version of the cartoon strip without the words (say around 100kB) in with your original post, there wouldn't be hardly any complaints and people would probably have joined in

it's all about the pictures
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)