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# Yer actual satire.
(twattybanjo, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Mohammed cart.
(twattybanjo, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# *bums something*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more quicktime logo though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Quicktime are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Whoah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I don't know what you mean ;)
* cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:55, archived)
#

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Pfffffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha, took me three goes to
see the Zippy/Peppers.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Fatwa!!!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Not sure we have any actual muslim apologists here so I'll add the standard response
"Jihad" means struggle - it's about every muslim trying to do his or her best to live up to Allah's standards in their everyday life. It has nothing to do with bombing the fuck out of the infidels.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# but it helps

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
# My corrollary to the previous statement would of course be:
Strictly speaking, yeah that's what it means, except that no-one (muslim or non-muslim) has used the word "Jihad" to simply mean "struggle" in the past 50 years - whenever anyone uses it these days they mean "bombing the fuck out of the infidels".
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I know.
I just find it fascinating that God spends so much of his time being a hairstylist.
(twattybanjo, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Take 2 bottles into the shower?
Not any more, I use Wash n' God!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
The god of the gaps has come to this...
(twattybanjo, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:37, archived)