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# Help please


Suggestions gratefully received - and yes - that does make you my caption supplying bitches!!! :-)

EDIT I KNOW I AM NOT EXACTLY HAPPYTOAST STANDARD BUT IF ANY OF YOU WANT TO USE THIS WITH A CAPTION OF YOUT CHOICE PLEASE FEEL FREE
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# YOU ONLY WANT ME OUT OF THE WAY SO YOU CAN FELCH EACH OTHER ALL NIGHT LONG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# HAHA
Whilst I may not be able to put that in the version for the local shop, I will do a version of this just for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# haha
CHEERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# CAN I BORROW SOME YEAST?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# what? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# NO I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND A 10PM CURFEW ISN'T GOING TO WORK
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# ooooo nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# RIGHT, WHO PUT SUPERGLUE ON OUR HIPS?
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# FECK!!
where's my tin hat?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I want a helicopter for christmas
because Rudolph is a fucking wanker and tries to bum me every time I turn my back
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# That's the brown nose reindeer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I'm 15 of course I'm going to empty my sack on yer carpet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# HAHA
Per Griffy up the thread :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)
# How long 'til Christmas :D
www.auburn.edu/~vestmon/xmas_cnt.htm
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
#
"how the **** are we supposed to deliver presents with our wrists glued to our hips?"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE, GET THE FUCK OUT ME HOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)
# HE COMES


Ḧe ẅho Waịs Behind Thẽ Wall. ZALGO
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:54, archived)
# i don't care that he didn't get his bike last year
calling me a cnut isn't gonna get him one this year either
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
# hahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I'M HERE FOR THE FLIPPER-HAND-SOCIETY ANNUAL MEETING
THERE BETTER BE SOME FUCKING BOOZE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
#
"I'm going to smash the whole capitalist free enterprise system by giving it all away free!"
(Benson Jutton, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# errrmmm....
isn't that what he supposed to do anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# GIVE ME A MINCE PIE OR I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# WHICH ONE OF YOUR CUNTS ORDERED THE SANTAGRAM?
AND WHY AREN'T YOU NAKED?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# What do you mean you 'expected me to be taller?'
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# This might just be the "polite" winner.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Oh please!
I will buy a calender and everything!!!
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Which of you two cunts
shaved my beard off?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M ADOPTED?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Have you forgotten I'm still under house arrest?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I WAS HALFWAY NOTH POLE WHEN I NOTICED I LEFT THE FUCKING DOOR KEYS ON YOUR SHELF.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# "What do you mean, you don't like your wigs? Next year you're fucking getting nothing, you ungrateful cunts!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# "Not only am I almost an adult, but I deliver toys to millions of children at Christmas time. I should be allowed to have a wank in peace."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Sexual abuse equals no presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I've put all your presents under the tree. One of the boxes contains a nail-bomb, dog-shit and wasps. Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# But I'm too old to believe in Santa?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Well crap! I keep forgetting who's naughty and nice
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# THANK YOU EVERYBODY
NOW MY PROBLEM IS THERE ARE DOZENS OF BRILLIANT CAPTIONS.

I WILL HAVE TO DO A SET OF CHRISTMAAS CARDS WITH THEM ALL ON

MANY THANKS PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# The restraining order states that you aren't allowed within 2 miles of Rudolph.
So fuck off so I can do my job.
Also, take that picture of Rudolph down, it's fucking weird.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# "Next Year We're Going Pagan, Right!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# "What do you fucking mean you want to see some ID you old bastards, can't you see I'm your Gnome-Carer!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Tell your wife to shave her fucking legs
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# trick or fucking treat!
senile old bats
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)