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# hey - anyone got a newsletter title for us?
I can't be arsed to give you a pointless rhyme this week, I've got sore botty from some horrid bug.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# <title>newsletter</title>
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# and Arf to you, sir
I prefer the lighter one, btw
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# arf back at you again
that's two for that one then - Med's prefers that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I've got sore botty from some horrid bug
this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Stuck in your arse like piles
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Take 2 bottles into the shower, not me
I use tenants super strength in a can
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Breaking News: Sepp blatters daughter returned unharmed
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# ^ this.
Oh, please let it be this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# oh yes, this! Sorry medi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# So the americans didn't try and rescue her
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Breaking News: Sepp blatters daughter partly returned - more later
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Kapow!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# One deft brandishing of his now-blunted scimitar allowed Percival Drinkwater
to decapitate the last remaining scabrous pensioner who had so impolitely asked him for change.

Too long?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# This weeks health tip: Removing Ginger Tag-Nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# ^ This
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# here's your newsletter I can't be arsed thinking up something funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Whether it's chilly or hotty it won't help my botty
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Bribing internet treats into your inbox like a russian footy chap.
What ho.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# TIMMY MALLET SLAMS WACALEAKS
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# West sighs with relief as nuclear holocaust delayed until at least autumn 2018
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# from some horrible bug
gery
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Global Warning :- Snowmen theives on the loose in Kent! be on the lookout for men with teaspoons and pound coins
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# If you are suffering from Qatar, make sure you get Russian to the pharmacist. All currencies accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
#
Fisting Widdecombe up the shitter. Or at least spunking its sheets dreaming about it.
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# not
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# already published by wikileaks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I'd like this one please.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# That'll be £12.45 to you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# what's your commission?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Oh, only a trifling amount.
Just slightly over 99%.

That's ok, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# erm, *counts fingers*
that leaves 792.2% for me! bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I only have your best interests at
the core of my business plan heart.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I have to sell my shoes to feed my children
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Wikileaks: Merkel picks her nose and eats it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Insert witty title here.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Flicking spunk out the window, pretending it's snow
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# ^ WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Snow blamed on wicker man ban
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# England: corrupt, but not corrupt enough for FIFA
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Grittier than a scottish motorway
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:20, archived)
# HI THERE! I AM ROB MANUEL AND I AM A VEHEMENT ACTIVE PAEDOPHILE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Financières Irrégularités de Football Association
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# It's an online comedy site newsletter but that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Cocks - better than hens.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)