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[challenge entry] If you laugh you're insulting my faith in jebus!!

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(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 11:56, archived)
# but he was crucified at easter!
confused now. *checks calendar*

(have a click)
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Yeh and made rabbits lay chocolate eggs
and commanded we kill trees for Christmas. Yay Jebus!
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Actually
In those days, the date for Easter shifted by up to 3 months each year. Also, the date of the winter solstice changed by several weeks due to astronomical shift and the changeover between Gregorian and Julian calendars. And when you factor in rogue wikipedia editors and the great "When was Jesus actually born?" argument, this is actually quite possible.
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# He wasn't born in October, either
but it doesn't stop the shops filling up with his promo.
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# bizarre having a crucifix at xmas,
but lovely work on the lighting/reflections
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Kind of the point...
a religious themed christmas card for those not really too bothered about the details...

much like myself.

*chews toffifee while admiring the display*
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# And who says it's the Big JC getting nailed up?
Might be a random criminal. Might be Spartacus. Lots of people got crucified in those days. Might be a really naughty person who deserved it and got executed in Bethlehem, and the Roman soldiers thought "Awww, a cute widdle baby's just been born over there, let's decorate this dying criminal to celebrate."
The Romans may have been quite ruthless and conquered most of Europe, but that doesn't mean to say they didn't enjoy decorating. In fact, it could be said they invented interior decoration in its present form. Look at Barbarian decor. Skulls, shields, swords, lanterns. Look at Roman interiors - statues, mosaics, magnificent artworks. See, that's what the Romans have done for us - Athena posters in Ikea picture frames.
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Fallout: New Vegas flashbacks
the first time you see those crucifixs... the horror.
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# but everyone knows
the Romans took Christmas week off!
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# While we are being picky
today is Saturday so nobody was on a cross anyway. The law stated that all crucifees were taken down before sundown on a Friday. Which lends weight to the argument that IF there was a Jeebus, and IF he was crucified on 'Good Friday', he was probably only up there a few hours and not dead (It sometimes took 4 days to die and there is every chance he was healthy and quite young) hence the legend of the resurrection.
After a good kip, he got up and legged it.
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
And lo, After a good kip, he got up and legged it.

-Sundae 10287502
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 13:45, archived)
# tasteful ;)
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Cosmic zombie ftw!
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 13:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Nise....
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 16:52, archived)
# ha ha ha aha ha ha
haha ha ha ha, gasp, wheeze, hahahaha ha
(, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)
# only just seen this.
chock full of awesomeness!
(, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:15, archived)