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Image challenge vote

I picked a handful of recent suggestions and now I'd like you to vote. (Fraser away on hols)

And this again in trad format with credits, but I'm taking the clicky votes as the real vote as it means I don't have to bother counting them.

A. Photoshop Kim Jong-il (atdotslash)
B. Pointless USB devices (brown-wings)
C. If IKEA made stuff other than furniture i.e. sex toys, children, trousers etc (ASCORBATE)
D. German reworkings of films / tv. (tim1701)

EDIT: VOTE ENDS AT 5:30 according to my clock it's 17:00 now so that's 30 mins from now.

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rob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)

I vote dragons

with or without tits

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Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)

WHALES WITH TITS

ON STILTS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)

ON FIRE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:53, archived)

FUCKING DRAGONS

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)

I can only say it was due to poor nightclub lighting.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)

ooof!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:14, archived)

I'm liking Ze German idea :)

but perhaps expand it to European Films and TV though, rather than just ze Germans:

From Yugoslavia - Are You Being Serbed?
From France - One Man & His Frog
From Germany - Ve Ask Ze Qvestion Time
From Russia - Shooting Tsars
From Norway - Only Trolls & Norses
From Holland - Supermaastricht Sweep

etc etc...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)

Nazi jokes and soft porn

DRAGONS

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Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)

That's probably the best idea, really.

/voted for the USB device option blog

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:00, archived)

pointless usb devices

is just a link to firebox.com, shirley?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)

hahaha

or (why the fuck would) I want one of those (dot com)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)

Well HT will win

for this

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)

well, that's saved us all 7 days of fannying about with photoshop

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:19, archived)

Monuments anyone?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)

Yes but we get to photoshop fannies now!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)

Star Czech?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)

exactly!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)

All I can think of is "The Wall"

but set in Berlin, with snipers and that.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:14, archived)

Sieben?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)

/ancient image

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:18, archived)

WTF!

E. Whales with tits on stilts
F. Big Trak adventures

EDIT: "You can vote again in 4000 minutes time" that's a bit long (Ooo..err)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)

willies touch fannies

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rob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:57, archived)

Could you show me where on this court appointed doll?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)

Aaaw the 'Double Heather' as it's known in Hamley's.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)

Not in my house they don't

Not anymore...

* Crys a little
* Gets over it
* Continues to Fwap

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:14, archived)

you spelt dragons wrong

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)

Ohhhhh!

/votes for bigtrak

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:03, archived)

E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:34, archived)

I'm lobbying on behalf of Pointless USB devices.

The German thing sounds like a good idea but in reality it's just going to be das toapfest.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)

i never actually mind toap

assuming the text is funny I mean

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rob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)

Well I'm with you there.

Pretty much anything's ok with me if it's funny.
I just tend to think there's a better chance of seeing more original stuff in a compo that doesn't tend so easily towards toap.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)

FTOAP!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)

I'm not too fussed about toapery.

then again I used to email you in 2001 with my image attachments not understanding that I had to host them myself:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)

did I host them?

I remember I did it for people for a while then stopped after a disk crash that lost 100s of images

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rob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)

No.

You rightfully told me to sod off.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)

You want that carved in stone, Yahweh?

Or slapped on an image of your grace's face?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)

Germans...

...please Hun :)

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Ninj, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:00, archived)

stop arse-kissing, ninj

we want dragons

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)

...err...

...or Dragons :)

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Ninj, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)

there's a good boy

*pats head*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)

Why do you love dragons

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)

because they're awesome

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)

when people say "drag and drop"

I prefer to hear it as Dragon Drop - a clumsy dragon who keeps clicking the wrong buttons.

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rob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)

In Macaroni Grill they ask you "Soup or salad"

and the first time I heard it I said "No thanks" because I didn't know what a Super Salad was.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)

Haha

I made this exact mistake in Canada over Christmas

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)

there's your answer, fishbulb

even you like dragons

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)

I'm going to make USB devices regardless of the outcome.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)

I dunno

Aren't the usb one and IKEA sex toys sort of similar on the whole? (ahthenkyew)

Could they be joined somehow in some sort of design useless consumer devices competition?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)

And I'm still hoping for a last minute save of my monuments idea.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)

Do this every week

Or get Fraser to do it.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)

It used to be a vote on Friday mornings with Mystery Bob

waaaay before the challenge suggestion board was set up

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)

It was a vote with me too

Or at least "The Mystic Loris"

I used to enjoy the vote.

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chthonic, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:27, archived)

good times

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)

Do this every week

~~Or get Fraser to do it.~~

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)

pffft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)