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# Newsletter subject line compo
don't be arseholes
write some lols
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
# now with Lauren Laverne
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Bum sex!
What's the crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# The moving staircase argument is escalating
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Yvette Balls
....and I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# more fun than Alan Johnson's wife
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Gravy! Now't better for thee!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Murdoch gives green light to Coulson resignation
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Now un-blocked in Tunisia (maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Johnson out, Balls in.
(taken from a newspaper headline, I must admit)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# You are Jimmy Carr aicmfp
(or whoever wrote that headline nicked it off him)

Only amusing bit of 10 o'clock live...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# T'was rather serious wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I'm hoping it will improve when they get into their stride a bit.
Everyone was - fairly understandably - somewhat on the tense and nervous side last night.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Me too
You might be right.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Didn't he read it off the front of
the Mail? I thought it was an actual headline. I quite enjoyed that show, mostly the bits with Lauren Laverne in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I'd enjoy having my bits in Lauren Laverne

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:21, archived)
# That's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Fault discovered in Hollywood celebrity during awards bash
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Implant jokes are the breast ones.
But can go tits up easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# As heard on "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue"
Ris? Ross Noble used this joke on this week's edition.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# work-related documentation
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Coming out more predictably than babyheadwound
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# National Association of Landscape Gardeners reject organic fertiliser proposal
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# uplifting your spirits since the invention of clocks
.
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# DUKE NUKEM RELEASE DATE CONFIRMED MAY 1ST
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# We're not publishing the good bits as they're not in the public interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# The Benefits of Farting Explain'd
It's a real book - written by Johnathan Swift
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Sorry you were out
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Soon being sold to 4chan in the name of reader choice.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Most hated ex-tabloid editor competition: Morgan retains title
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Preparing you for Blue Monday
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Halal, Is it meat you're looking for?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Not saying "Death to the West" at the dinner table.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Contains more whales, tits and stilts, than you could shake a dragon at.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:43, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)