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[challenge entry] Lego Tattoo


I loves Lego I do.

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(darfbozo, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
# the one on the right has more detail
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Lego tattoo has lego cock
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
# ^This
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# not like you to notice something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Do I know you?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:06, archived)
# aka capital k
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Hah!
[/:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# :)
nice day in the smoke init!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Beautiful
Gonna have me some pub time fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:09, archived)
# All the things she said running through my head running through my head
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
# LESBIANS!
Specifically, Russian schoolgirl lesbians, being so for visual entertainment.

It doesn't get much better than that, people.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# mmmmm
the best kind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# unfortunately the lure of Russian Schoolgirl Lesbians is not enough to fill Wembley Stadium
Whodathunkit
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# tatuu
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Not sure if this has already been mentioned...
...but does anyone else get annoyed at Americans referring to lego as legos, e.g 'is there anything legos can't do?'?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Shit me ...
Yes .. It's LEGO.
(darfbozo, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I understand it's fashionable in these parts to get annoyed at Americans doing pretty well anything, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
# OH HELL YEAH! that and two thousand nine for 2009 and may 10 for 10th may
and the way they VERB EVERY FUCKING NOUN AND CUNTS IN MANAGEMENT IN THIS COUNTRY LATCH ONTO IT AND THEN THEIR SYCOPHANTIC SUBORDINATES MIMIC THEM AND SPEW THE SAME SHIT AND EVENTUALLY, NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT PAINS ME, I KNOW IT WILL BECOME THE ACCEPTED SPOKEN ENGLISH OF TOMORROW!!!!!11!1!11!1!11!!!one
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# It should always have been twenty - oh - nine...
At least the bbc have cottoned on to twenty-eleven now, it's only ITV that appear to still be saying two thousand and eleven... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)
# And their coverage of the 9th of November attacks was spectacularly unsympathetic
Damned Brits
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# you need to go to the hospital
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
# will i be safe there? and get hugs and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# "and the way they VERB EVERY FUCKING NOUN "
"Verb" is a noun.

Thus, you have just "verbed" a noun yourself.

If this was deliberate, subtle irony, it gets lost somewhat in the shoutiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# maybe i'm a spy
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# but NOT also a shepherd, right?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
# YES - IT MAKES MY TESTES BOIL!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# is that uv ink?


win!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Thankfully ...
Not. Story goes that teh UV tattoo ink can supposedly kill you to death by cancer. Whether true or not, I wasnt about to risk it.
(darfbozo, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
# really..not heard that
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its glow in the dark ink that's cancerous as it contains phosphorus, not the uv :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Oh
Bollocks. In which case I'll opt for UV when I get the entire works of Shakespeare done on my old chap.
(darfbozo, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# dad'll look great down the disco
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
# okey dokey
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Lego scarification?
I'd imagine there's a lost tribe with these markings somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:42, archived)
# henna tattoo followed by sunlamp followed by henna wearing off?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# nope
... white ink. no fannying about with henna for me.
(darfbozo, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)