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[challenge entry] keep those hands smooth

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(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Congratulations
You appear to have mastered the art of putting a layer of text over an image.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I'm still struggling with that one tbh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# 'ning Trelly
'ning everyone


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# And Wealdstone!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Cockfosters


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:47, archived)
# To a WOMAN?!
Burnt Oak
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:49, archived)
# hmm . . . wiley
err . . . Turnham Green


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# The Hague
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# MORNINGTON FRICKIN' CRESCENT!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Oh, April Fools, ha ha, very funny!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Really!? I think your hormones must be screwy
Bank . . . That's not my answer I'm just on the weakest link.

Euston Square


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Hormones are everywhere right now with the bump
Ruis - no - grang - no *sobs quietly* liverp - no - PIMLICO! *Eats KitKat*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)
# *sympathy resigns*
You win!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Huzzah, the first ever recorded guilt-trip winning of MC!
Don't know why we were playing in the first place, you can't get there on 1st April.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# really?
what about after 12pm?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Not at all, as it's 1st April for 48 hours
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Good Morning, Sir The Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# piss off :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# *special hugs*
*reaches around*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# BAD TOUCH
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:49, archived)
# you and me baby aint nothing but mammals
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# ahah
good morning

you'll remember - who was that Eastern European chappy that posted some pics around here about 3 years ago. I'm being vague here, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Poligen! Ha!
That one?

Klaus
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:45, archived)
# WASPY wins the friday "FUCKING HELL, HOW ON EARTH DID YOU REMEMBER THAT, OR EVEN GET IT FROM MY VAGUE DESCRIPTION" prize
please email mail me with proof of purchase to claim....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# If you search Poligen Ha!
You'll find there's quite a few . . . I remember Klaus too


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# the poligen! ha! was on autocomplete
and as soon as I saw it I remembered his name.

I'd like to thank my Mother, Tzar Nikolas II, Susan Boyle, the man in the newsagent who I call Mr Cadbury, Eddie Stobart (may he rest in peace)...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Apparently Eddie Stobart is still alive
It's his son Edward that's died. C]:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:51, archived)
# it was more the Poligen Ha! I was after
and the Krasto Krasto Krut!


how bizarre

I'd like to offer a special mention to Dave the Hat, and also the Geoff the Cloudfish (I've got a cold) for their correct, but slightly late, answers..)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Kasto not krasto

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=41727
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Kasto kasto krut
mr horrible, or cunt-bollocks or whatever he's called now would remember.
Was it klaus?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Horrible isn't called Horrible anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# It may be a 2nd account
but he's Arbroth Cuntfucker or something
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Oh really?
I had no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)
# nor me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Me either
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Same here
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# he's the only person I know who looks like he's made of paper
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# aye - he's very flimsy
not at all what I imagined him to look like

one of the very few /board members I've actually met
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I'd like to say, you lovely b3tans are on top form today
and are making my Friday full of glee (not the TV program, but that gooey stuff, I believe smallbrainfield markets as "the gel")
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I dunno if he was banned
www.b3ta.com/board/10153652

The link to his profile is no longer current


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# oooh - what did he do?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)
# He touched you inappropriately
don't you remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# no
I have a blank inmy memory from 12.36pm Wednesday 16th April 2002 - 15.58 Tuesday 25th August 2005
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10378058
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Lech Walesa?
Nicolae Ceauescu?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# fuck sake...
at least you narrowed it down to Russia, Czech Republic, Poland, Hungary, Romania and Moldova, Croatia, Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia, Slovenia, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Ukraine and Belarus, Serbia, Montenegro, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Albania, Kosovo, and Macedonia

shouldn't take us that long to figure out wtf you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Transdniestria FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Justified and ancient
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Morning Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Morning, Mr The Hat
Greetings, Hail & Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# 98.2%* of this compo has been the same to be fair
*approximate
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# 98.19% nett
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I've adjusted for inflation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# I'm going to have to adjust for inflation if you keep up that sexy talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# The trouble with rapid inflation
Is the sudden abrupt crash right after
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# engorgement prospects are going through the roof
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# how kind
sorry my skills aren't as good as others. i will commit ritualistic suicide as soon as i find an opportunity
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# HAHA DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# ...but I set that on ignore just yesterday...
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Here we go again.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)