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# Happy Birthday Dudley Moore
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:14, archived)
# and Ruby Wax
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:14, archived)
# her voice is like tinnitus
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:39, archived)
# Yeah, but I am quite happy with the colours...
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:41, archived)
# good
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:52, archived)
# she looks quite sexy there!
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:43, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:22, archived)
# it's the illusion of the jacket
making her look all svelt and stuff.
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Lovely image
of a horrible woman
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:58, archived)
# ^ This
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:05, archived)
# ^Deffo this
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)
# do you still age/have birthdays when you are dead?
is he 66 again or 75?
Also, I watched Arthur for the first time the other day. I found it annoying and a bit shit with Sir John Gielgud being the only redeeming feature.
He's a rich twat, she's a shoplifter (although she works so it clearly wasn't necessary) and any proof of love is lost at the end when he (spoiler) gets all the money anyway. Odd and unsatisfactory :D
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:36, archived)
# ^this
with bells on
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:47, archived)
# Does it matter?
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:47, archived)
# which, Arthur or being dead?
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:47, archived)
# Being dead...

Arthur was ok, but '10' had a better Fwap factor!

(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 7:48, archived)
# Still would.
The first thing I ever saw her in was "Orca: Killer Whale".
She lost a leg and I was inconsolable for about a week..
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:13, archived)
# something about it growing
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:57, archived)
# it's okay
something about it been a dog
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:47, archived)
# something about touching ass
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:04, archived)
# THE POPE! HIS ASS!
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, wobblys.

(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:26, archived)
# I think she's sexy
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:00, archived)
# I love this..
I love you...
and I love b3ta!
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Steady on....
*blushes
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:09, archived)
# * Man hugs
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:14, archived)
# I'm not sure there's that much wobble on her.
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:35, archived)
# There would be if I ever got hold of her!
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:48, archived)
# I watched it on saturday
and I really enjoyed it.

Maybe that was because I kept thinking how much shitter it will be with Captain caveman in it
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:05, archived)
# i've never seen it
but your discription doesn't hold up much hope the the remake.
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Did Gielgud still give his line "And shall I scrub your dick, sir?" or did it hit the mid-afternoon cutting room floor?
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:17, archived)
# His dick hit the cutting room floor?
Impressive!
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)
# That was Big John's on-set party piece; whip it out and frighten the second unit directors..
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:36, archived)
# ah but it's OK because they've remade it with Russell Brand
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:58, archived)
# if they've kept the story the same, it will be utterly impossible for me to watch
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:00, archived)
# my sister is recovering from a major set of biopsies in her throat
and she is not allowed to speak. Which is fine, except she bumped into Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams (I had to look her up) yesterday in a shop and they started chatting to her. She croaked along and they must have thought she was a simpleton

(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:02, archived)
# hahahah
I try to make people I'm a simpleton on a daily basis
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:09, archived)
# That's rather Wow!
Rachael McAdams is nice, but needs more cake

Poor lass, your sis
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)
# we find out the news on Tuesday
*fingers crossed*
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)
# The trailer hardly mentions the plot
(ie rich bloke risks being cut off to marry poor girl of his dreams) and focusses more on Jennifer Garner being a bitch.

Opening weekend did NOT meet expectations.
Which is a shame as it means his hollywood time is nearly up and he'll be back here by the end of the year.

On the plus side it may mean Rentaghost has bittent he dust as well
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
# i quite like the clip where she was being sexually dominant.
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:50, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)
# this appears to be correct
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)
# *has been trying to unsee*
*is failing*
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Yeah, yeah, HappyBirthday Dudley.....
Who's the girl on the left?
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:34, archived)
# You spotted it and you win todays prize...
The lady flowing through both posts is Bo Derek.
* It is not her birthday, but I thought you would all prefer to fwap over her rather thank Dudley or Ruby?

* You win a night out with Wobbly a whole day of funny b3ta stuff. By the way, where is Paul_P's daily recap ?
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Dudleyfwapping is, I fear, not for me.
As is Rubyfwapping.
Bofwapping on (in?) the other hand.......
*sits back, fwaps, and waits for prize.

source?
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:22, archived)
# *adjusts*
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:34, archived)
# oh MY!
i was too busy thinking claudia schiffer isn't all that hot
that i didn't realise i had to scroll down for the goodies
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Possibly?
*shifts in chair*
EDIT: Is that photograph taken at Sandy Crack, the popular nudist resort?
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I saw a poster on the tube for a remake of Arthur that looks extremely photoshopped.
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Mirren!
I'm shocked
(, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:59, archived)