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# Happy Birthday to the words most popular gay footballer*
David Beckham

Smug Bastard or simply a total twat?

* All footballer are gay - FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# A smug self promotionalist who's only real talent is his looks - although I think really it's Victoria Beckham who's
the driving force behind Beckham Inc. (tm) they were made for each other a wedding made in Brand Heaven/Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:26, archived)
# So he's not really a quite talented footballer, as media portrays him?
See what happens when I don't pay attention to sport!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
# I'm not that big a football fan although he's not that talented judging by his transfer to America
or at least he hasn't prove to be when we came to rely upon him during previous World Cups - like most modern footballers they are paid far more than they are worth in skills the older generation like Bobby Moore, George Best etc were talented footballers. That makes me sound old I'm not that old but in fairness the value placed on Beckham's skills are truly overrated. I'm not a hater of the Beckham's just like the Royal Family my opinion is "Meh!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Not that talented?
Not now of course, he's at the end of his career. I'm not a fan of David Beckham the media whorepersonality, but I have to acknowledge the game against Greece which he won pretty much single-handedly to enable us to get to the World Cup Finals in 2002.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Please don't back me into a corner regarding the Beckhams I don't know enough about his football career
I was just throwing around my ill-informed personal dislike of him and his wife's media whorage, well it's more of a double edged sword really as the media love to whore this couple.

forgive me my intrusion into the realm of football I know how sensitive you men are about it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# George Best
went to America too, did that make him "not that talented"?
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# No but he was liked in America.
From what I've seen Beckham isn't too popular with the fans.

ffs what is it with all the Beckham lovers here?

/damn I hate discussing football
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# no his real talent is being a bloody good footballer
everything else is a bonus...the jammy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:53, archived)
# this
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Sorry Prodge,
But wrong tense. 'Was' a bloody good footballer.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# is he going to eat ALL of those fish fingers?
cause i've not had my breakfast yet
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# I searched for Beckham eating and Beckham Drinking
and all I got was Coffee and Fish Fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# i was thinking this
he's even got a wedge of lemon. how sophisticated :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT ME....
It is my birthday today...
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Mon 2 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Burial at sea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Happy birthday, Lily!
I don't think you're annoying, even if you are from Laaaarndaaarn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Hang, on... I am just knocking one out for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# I'd rather pump you sister

happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# There you go.... Something to put you off your breakfast..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# :)
I like the one of me on stage, showing off my cute bottom.
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Mon 2 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
#
cute bottom Fat Arse!
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Have you quit compoing everything, then?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
#
I like the image joins.
Clicks.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Is that another word for seams?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
#
No.
Couldn't think of what it's called.
where the 2 images overlap with the 'hidden' image.
It's very good, do like these of yours.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Wed 4 May 2011, 1:28, archived)
# None of the nursery then?
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 4 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Happy birthday
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Oh. I thought he'd died too for a moment.

morning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# ^ Wishful thinking

* FOOTYLOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:53, archived)