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# purile?


I've not posted here for a while this is where I am.. .
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
# could be bigger
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
# * Moves to the back of the room....
Phwoor.... Very nice!

PS: You may want to throw that first sheet of loo paper away?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Afraid I am rissing a little ...
I can maybe see a cock-and-balls arrangement of items in this picture, but I don't know if that was the idea :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# this needs to be bigga
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I sadly cannot see anything in this picture
could it be made bigger as my eyesight is very bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
# that looks remarkably similar to a holiday cottage i once stayed in
sorry, i meant 'ITS A BIT SMALL! CAN YOU MAKEIT ANY BIGGER?!'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Health and Safety Nightmare.
That baby's going to fall off if that lady goes to sleep!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# won't somebody think of the children
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I still can not unsee the dirty loo paper!
Maybe she should have gone to your house?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
# It's just ripped, I think.
Doesn't matter, though, because the baby will soon have a brain damage when it hits that stone floor.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# That's always been my excuse!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)
# a mother
is never really asleep. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Apart from the ones that fall asleep
and suffocate their babies in bed. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# It's all part of growing up!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Bigger
You ?
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Damn, I thought my child was big.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# MY EYEZ!!!1!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# The Space Station called, they said it's pretty good.
I understand you might not post here too often, and the board tends to get a bit upset when a picture this big is uploaded (some people still use Super Nintendos to connect to the internet). The most accepted width is about 400px. Just a heads up. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
# ^This^
Super Nintendos Hahahahahaha :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Not quite the Internet but nearly
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satellaview
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# SNES? ... *regards this console with envious eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Oooh, I didn't know you could get that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
# It's a little-known accessory, never really took off outside of Japan
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Was just a TV picker upper!
Not a wireless modem
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Pretty futile, I imagine you have to be pretty much pressed right up to the screen to get it to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sega-Game-Gear.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Ooooh...
Looks like a lovely bit of retro kit. I wonder how much they'd go for.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)
# between £5 and too much
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
# When all the analog tv transmitters get turned off...
...nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Good point; quite sad really.
Then again, the Game Gear had a less than epic shelf-life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)
# imagine whipping that out on the train
it's something you'd expect the bases to do.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 1:08, archived)
# *standard "I can see this just fine on my 78 inch, 22,098 x 16,342 px BFO monitor" reply*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Also,
what does "grap ens boon" mean?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Ah,
according to Google Translate, it's Afrikaans for "ens bean joke".

In that case, hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I blame Mediocre for this
b3ta.com/board/10442315
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# *Squints*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Oh, this is just going downhill fast ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 1:11, archived)
# how
do you manage to post with your eyes shut from the other end of the sofa? macs eh.
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)
# can you make the middle class utopian staged picture a tad bigger please?
Or failing that I'll have a council house pic at the right size..

ps - would too (with added chloroform, so she doesn't even wake up)
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# well fuck my luck, i've also got a candle :)
Would have preferred to have won the lottery last night, but I'm happy as larry anyway - think i'll have another eight cans to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# curmudgeon
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
# are you sure it's not a "middle class faux dystopian picture"
Though I agree, it's hard to tell with the middle class, I was just listening to a programme on Radio 4 about it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
# FUCK!
hahaha
(Testicles just for you, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
# I'm getting a lot of mileage out of that pic -- who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
# It's a friend of my daughters...
He posted the picture on facebook and I culdn't resist.
(Testicles just for you, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
# i feel bad now
and just like that, now I don't :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Don't feel bad,
Just like I don't for posting his face on here... ;)
(Testicles just for you, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)
# FUCK indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
# haha,
exactly 1 hour later.
About 57 minutes later than I would have guessed.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
# momma cannot sleap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha - yes!
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
# I did NOT make this or post this!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
# what the fuck?
I thought the site was hacked at first.
Its the first time ive ever see an image completely fill the page on b3ta...

"Why arent you stomping private pyle's guts out!"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)
# If you're going to post such a large pic in such a high resolution
at least hoover your carpet. I can make out every single speck of dirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
# That baby
appears to have male-pattern baldness.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Large image is large

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 1:11, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)
# we need some csi zoom/enhance skills here
to see what kind of filth that is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)
# ahhhhh, LOL. Now I get it
I have a laptop and a cache of tea towels
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Well it seems our suspect... is going to come clean.
YEEEEEAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 2:22, archived)
# *puts on glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 3:05, archived)
# i love how you haven't even bothered to resize it
keep fighting on
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)
# you know,
it almost looks like shes trying to put it back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)
# The sofa says:
Grap pris Boon. Wake up Sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 2:48, archived)
# peurile?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Yeah I'm not getting the purility either.
Unless OP was pointing to where the woman's hand is. /shrug
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I was just being patronising about the speeling
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)