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[challenge entry] Possibly incredibly offensive


and was probably much funnier in my head.

(first go, be nice!)

From the The B3ta Advertising Agency challenge. See all 237 entries (closed)

(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
# No, that's okay.
You are calling Hitler a racist.

I do not think you will offend an awful lot of people with that stance.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Hitlerist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Sometimes I just can't tell if something is offensive anymore.
I blame the Internet.
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
# If you can't take offense
take a hedge instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# say what you like about Hitler, he was good to his dogs
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
# He was a fantastic leader as well.
Shame about the whole world dominance thing.

The National Socialist party was pretty fucked up without him, he was reflecting a larger movement, I think it is important to remember that, whilst his actions were evil, he was not 'An Evil Man TM' but just a man (a very personable and popular man) so that we can remember that the terrible activities of his regime were not caused just by a freak of evil, but could easily happen again with another charismatic leader and an unfortunate national feeling.

Also, his moustache was shite.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Hitler was 'just some guy' was he?
Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
# but to be fair to manley
he also said "he was a fantastic leader" (which is true, regrettable as it may be) and "the national socialist party was nothing without him" (which is arguable, but has a good argument backing it) -- so he wasn't just some guy. i think the point is that without hitler there'd have been someone else and roughly the same thing could very well have happened. maybe not the rampant anti-semitism, but the expansionism, the war-mongering, and ultimately a war that seemed inevitable to some even back in 1918 when versailles was signed. (and jews were unpopular across most of europe, so the anti-semitism may well have come up too.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# That's Zaphod Beeblebrox.
(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# i agree with a lot of what you said there
demonising him means it's a lot easier to believe history won't repeat itself, when germany went to war they were the most advanced nation in the west
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Yes, they invented quicktime, for starters
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# and where would we be without .mov files?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Absolutely and watch us do it again and again with Sadaam or Bin Laden or Simon Cowell.
The last one is only partly a joke, bandwagon jumping is what these people do.
(twattybanjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Racist
i'm offended
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Es hält ihre weisses einzelteile, weiss
... surely?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)
# That might have been much funnier
But I'm far too ignorant (and lazy) to have any grasp of a language other than English (and Scottish, now it's officially a language!).
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Babelfish is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Or a very subtle enemy whose help you shouldn't seek in direct cross cultural negotiations.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# 70 years ago, in the interior of a German u-boat:
"Captain! This latest signal from the British battleship has me confused! The Allies say something about "touching ... all time"?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# New zyklon formula
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Naz-i Wash
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# iz mee feverite
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
# TOAWS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll leave this pea here
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)