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# Somewhere in a parallel universe, this is today's Sun...
(I designed this from scratch - took bloody ages!)



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(munkii, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:15, archived)
# looks like a copy from 1982!
:)

It's very nicely and authentically done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:19, archived)
#
It's meant to look like a worn-out copy from the 1980s. It's satirising the infamous Hillsborough headline from 1989.
(munkii, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:21, archived)
# well you've done an absolutely tip-top job there squire
have yourself a pat on the back

who's today's Page Three Girl? is it Suzanne Mizzi or Corrine Russell?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Anne Widdecombe
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Oh No!
It's Betty Boothroyd!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Suzanne Mizzi died a couple of months ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# but she was still alive in 1983
I know - it's partially what made me say - I used to have a big thing for Mizzi
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:48, archived)
# I had a big thing for her too
by which I mean my engorged teenage penis
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:12, archived)
#
Ah, that's sad. I have a bunch of 80s magazines in the garage somewhere. Always liked Suzanne.
(xixax, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 3:43, archived)
# This is bloody awesome.
Love the ageing - really well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:24, archived)
# :)
Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# This is super soar away sun-tastic
in every way!

Let me just rummage through my own bins and pull out a big sexy woo:

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I can't give this a hi enough cockalorum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Sexiest Woo Yay Houpla ever!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# nice.
well done, time well spent.

but just look at those sill hacks at the sun, they have forgotten to turn off auto hyphenation.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:53, archived)
# nicely done
and on the subject.. Brooks has resigned!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Very nice work!
In other news: Rob's sister has resigned!

www.guardian.co.uk/media/blog/2011/jul/15/phone-hacking-live-coverage
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha :)
"Rob's sister - the media cunt."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)
# The number of people who've come up to me this week to tell me that Rebekah Brooks is the dead spit of Rob Manuel



...is about three
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Falling on the Sword to save Rupert Murdoch, perhaps?
It was on the cards from the start but this thing is big and growing all the time can we dare to hope Rupert Murdoch gets pushed off a yacht and found floating in the Sea like a turd?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Somewhere Ross Kemp is having a little chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Does the other Chuckle Brother know about this?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaahhahaha
"Having a chuckle" is now changed irrevocably in my lexicon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:25, archived)
# "to me, to you" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Pffft!
He's the fluffer
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:46, archived)
# "Rob's sister" hahahaahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Me likey - me clicky
And the timing coinciding with the wonderful news of Brooks' demise is just icing on a particularly sweet cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
# I spilt some Cillit Bang on the NoTW once
all the ink disappeared!

Barry Scott was not lying about that stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# this looks great!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Great stuff
and tata Brooks - next stop, Holloway!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:14, archived)
# nicely aged :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:15, archived)
# GREAT shop work sir!
Very nicely done *clickitty-click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Great work all round
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)