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[challenge entry] Oh shit! Your husband's home early!

From the Owls challenge. See all 294 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
# owle on a mission
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# a sexy mission!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# cor, peanuts pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Oh dear. This is a most unfortunate situation.
I cannot see how this could be resolved peacefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# A lovely opportunity for a menowl a trois
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I don't think so...they're very religious...
...Birds of Pray.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Are they waiting for the Raptor?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# I'm not talon you... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Beak quiet now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Egg! EGG! Like a bird's EGG!
HAHAHAH HE SAID EGG!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Give it a nest.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Sorry, didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# He's a cuckowled
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# this would clearly be owl-legal
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# haha
'owls with laughter
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Well, that's Tawny It
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Snowy't hasn't
Barn'obody else arriving.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# That's a hO,Ot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Quick, hide in here
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# The husband should have shot them with a water pistol
Then they'd be Too Wet to Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
# And so it is written
Wheresoever owls appear, so must the old jokes about owls!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# It's going to be a long week.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Twit woo.......!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Hedwig the cuckold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
#
well, owls about that then.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# It's an owl with a shooter.
That's gotta be worth a click.
(xaer0mancer, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 20:25, archived)