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(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)
# as a slight TJ to these proceedings
Rumours abound that a child resembling Maddy McCann has been found in India,
awaiting DNA results.
Interesting
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# That is truly Monty Pythonesk hide and seeking!
'ningles all


EDIT: It would've made more sense and been a lot easier to ask her if she was Maddie:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Who's DNA results is she waiting for?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# That's terrible news!!
Imagine what it'll do to the sales of Kate's book...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I think it's the perfect thing to invigorate sales! All they have to do is add a few chapters to the end detailing how she has been found, and in what circumstances
and it will shoot to the top of the bestsellers list again. All those people who felt it necessary to buy it in the first place will most likely buy it again for the extra material

edit: just read the story on the D'Fail (yeah, I know...)
Best comment so far on the police checking the child's identity:

why DNA? she has a very distinctive eye.......
- KR, Durham, 28/7/2011 11:02

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)
# ...and with the happy ending comes the Hollywood deal.
Alternatively, could go the way of this excellent sketch from Monkey Dust.

My brother served Gerry McCann the other day in the pub he works in. But his best celebrity story recently was when he had to give Ray Mears directions.

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:10, archived)
# it won't be her
it never is
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# ITS BIGFOOT!
KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Aye, just seen that
Quite odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)
# and in other news...
They think Amy Shite-Arse died from not drinking...

* Pub lunch anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)
# that image on the left was taken in Wales methinks
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
# At first glance, I thought it was a skateboarder.
Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Warning: Map may contain Wales
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# F A I L
:0(
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Is it in the Thames?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# looks like steve coogan got a nasty knock to the head
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:08, archived)