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# Limerick
A mariner trapped on St. Kitts
for a wife took a girl with three tits.
'I enjoy a good suckle'
the old salt would chuckle
though the lactose would give him the shits
(hathat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Talk ----->
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
#
There once was a poster on /board
Who posted a limerick on /board
The people on /board
Said "don't post that on /board"
Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
# You certainly have a way with words, mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# ^ or this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# is your post a symptom of ractose intorelance?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# LACIST! *points finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# mmmm
fingel smerr rike ractose
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# mofaha, Poet Laureate, /board
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Genius.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:32, archived)
# There was a b3ta user
who was a main board abuser
He (she) couldn't do wit
just rhymes that were shit
and made us all mad: what a loser!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I should have waited and
threadjacked this one instead :P
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# there once was a limerick on /board
it wasn't funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I found it quite amusing ackshwelly.
But yes, to /talk with him.
The hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# i touched ham once
it makes your fingers smell of pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# well, is a pig's ass pork, or just pressed ham?
or does it matter if it is sitting down?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:34, archived)
# no idea
but i'm having soup for tea that is made with pork shank and lentils
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# I had a ham shank when I came in from work
And my pizza is in the oven
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# used to love eating them
but they're too much for me now. the soup i make from one of those does 14 portions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Sperm soup doesn't sound very tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# pfff
one shank, one bag of lentils and either one pound or 3 tins of carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# ever try pickled pig's feet?
I tried once, thinking it would be tasty. I was disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# tried them, but not pickled
not much meat and quite gelatinous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# not great eating, no


notice the kicker
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# hahahaha, top one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT!
To be fair, it was ripped off links, I just took some frames out to make it loop, as the original had his eye twitch.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# fuck yeah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# this is a backup, for japes!

Oslo
youtu.be/oIvkyFDCU9o
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# oh hahahaha
winner
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is a fucking superb gif
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:30, archived)
# haha, fucking hell
george got into the peanut butter again
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# ha ha ha
worth the spam for seeing this asgain
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# pedro has a multitude of this fuckjape
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha, an old favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# HE'S COMIN RIGHT AT US!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# hahah
love this one much
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)
# FULL ON, OUT LOUD, PUB LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Haha... bite sized....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Haha, you said lactose
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# I don't know how all the jiggas be copeing with all this wankfuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# AHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Dear Sir
Thank you for your recent submission to /board.
In reference to your limerick please find attached a bag of fuck.
Your sincerely,

Paul P

P.s, cunt off to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# FULL ON, OUT LOUD, PUB LOL - AGAIN!
People have started to look at me?

Did you see my RPS post Paul?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# I don't know if that's cute or really ugly XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# what he said^
(bag of fuck)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# This needs to be animated
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# so does this
...erm
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# k
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# GET TAE FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# That poor scottish man...
...his tourettes was just so funny!

I'M UP TO MAN KNEEEES IN FUCKING COWPAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# BOOOORDER BETWEEN ENGLAND AND IREEEELAND
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Now kick the shit out of him for his bottles of goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# that was always my fav part of the game
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# It does explain the current crime levels among Golden Axe players
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# it's how wkd was born i tells yah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# There once was a
FUCKING CUNT
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Well, that ought to do it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# I should win awards for my limericks.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)