THE JOHN DEACON SAGARING RING..................RING RING
John : Hello?
Brian : DEAKO!!!! hows things bud, not seen you for a while
John : Who is it?
Brian : The one and only Mr May! Guitar master haha
John : Who?
Brian : Brian May, used to work with you.
John : ......................
Brian : In Queen
John : oh.
Brian : yeah, so me and Roger...
John : who?
Brian : Roger
John : ....................
Brian : Roger Taylor, our drummer
John : Him with blonde hair?
Brian : Yeah, blonde hair and a drum kit
John : What about him?
Brian : we've been approached by the makers of guitar hero to do a computer game for the playstation 4 when it comes out, but because we'll be using your pictures and things like that we need you to come down to London and sign a few legal papers, have your photo done, give us your new address for loyalty cheques etc etc, very boring stuff to be honest, can you make it? its next tuesday at 2 in afternoon
John: .............................
Brian : John?
John : ................................
Brian : JOHN!!??
John : oh sorry, was just seeing how much that vase went for on cash in the attic, what did you say?
Brian : Fuck sake, John, can you come to London next tuesday at 2 o'clock
John : not really
Brian : why?
John : Our lass's mam is up for week then
Brian : John, it will take a couple of hours at most, its the chance to make a few more million quid, come on pal, what you say?
John : but she's come all way from Richmond, she's going to help us wallpaper spare room
Brian : JOHN, FUCK ME MATE, YOU DO THIS ALL TIME!! why cant you just come down for one afternoon then you can get back to living your quiet life, please, come on, Freddy would.....
John : Who?
Brian : FREDDY FUCKING MERCURY! YOU WAS AT UNI WITH HIM, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT BAND YOU WERE IN??? HE WAS THE FUCKING SINGER YOU WANKER!!
John : oh, you mean alan?
Brian : who? no! what the fuck, who's alan?
John : that singer with big teeth
Brian : He's called, well, was called freddy
John : you sure?
Brian : yes, pretty fucking sure, he's one of most famous men in world!
John : big teeth n a moustache?
Brian : YES!!
John : always thought he was called alan
Brian : NO!! its Freddy, Freddy Mercury
John : what about him anyway?
Brian : he would've liked you to do this project so his image can live on
John : what you mean 'would've'
Brian : he's dead john, died in the early 90's
John : poor alan
Brian : its FREDDY!!!!
John : oh yeah, freddy, god, ya think ya know someones name haha, well, gotta go now microwaves just pinged
Brian : WAIT! Will you do it or not, will you come to London on tuesday and do the bare minimum, one photo, sign a form, thats it!
John : cant
Brian : WHY!!??
John : our lass's mams comin up to help us decorate
Brian : FUCK ME!! JESUS CHRIST JOHN, LOOK, DO YOU MIND IF ME AND ROGER GO AHEAD WITHOUT YOU ANYWAY?
John : do whatever for me, gotta go now its beepin
Brian : what is?
John : microwave
Brian : oh
John : ....................................
Brian : look john, im going, say hello to ya mother in law for me
John : When?
Brian : when she comes up to yours next week
John : how you know bout that?
Brian : oh fuck this am goin. BYE
(PHONE HANGS UP)
Johns Wife : who was that love?
John : Brian
Johns Wife : who?
John : Brian May i think he said
Johns Wife : What did he want?
John : Dunno, said summat bout computers
Johns Wife : why did he ring you
John : God knows, any post?
Johns Wife : no love
John : oh
(,
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John : Hello?
Brian : DEAKO!!!! hows things bud, not seen you for a while
John : Who is it?
Brian : The one and only Mr May! Guitar master haha
John : Who?
Brian : Brian May, used to work with you.
John : ......................
Brian : In Queen
John : oh.
Brian : yeah, so me and Roger...
John : who?
Brian : Roger
John : ....................
Brian : Roger Taylor, our drummer
John : Him with blonde hair?
Brian : Yeah, blonde hair and a drum kit
John : What about him?
Brian : we've been approached by the makers of guitar hero to do a computer game for the playstation 4 when it comes out, but because we'll be using your pictures and things like that we need you to come down to London and sign a few legal papers, have your photo done, give us your new address for loyalty cheques etc etc, very boring stuff to be honest, can you make it? its next tuesday at 2 in afternoon
John: .............................
Brian : John?
John : ................................
Brian : JOHN!!??
John : oh sorry, was just seeing how much that vase went for on cash in the attic, what did you say?
Brian : Fuck sake, John, can you come to London next tuesday at 2 o'clock
John : not really
Brian : why?
John : Our lass's mam is up for week then
Brian : John, it will take a couple of hours at most, its the chance to make a few more million quid, come on pal, what you say?
John : but she's come all way from Richmond, she's going to help us wallpaper spare room
Brian : JOHN, FUCK ME MATE, YOU DO THIS ALL TIME!! why cant you just come down for one afternoon then you can get back to living your quiet life, please, come on, Freddy would.....
John : Who?
Brian : FREDDY FUCKING MERCURY! YOU WAS AT UNI WITH HIM, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT BAND YOU WERE IN??? HE WAS THE FUCKING SINGER YOU WANKER!!
John : oh, you mean alan?
Brian : who? no! what the fuck, who's alan?
John : that singer with big teeth
Brian : He's called, well, was called freddy
John : you sure?
Brian : yes, pretty fucking sure, he's one of most famous men in world!
John : big teeth n a moustache?
Brian : YES!!
John : always thought he was called alan
Brian : NO!! its Freddy, Freddy Mercury
John : what about him anyway?
Brian : he would've liked you to do this project so his image can live on
John : what you mean 'would've'
Brian : he's dead john, died in the early 90's
John : poor alan
Brian : its FREDDY!!!!
John : oh yeah, freddy, god, ya think ya know someones name haha, well, gotta go now microwaves just pinged
Brian : WAIT! Will you do it or not, will you come to London on tuesday and do the bare minimum, one photo, sign a form, thats it!
John : cant
Brian : WHY!!??
John : our lass's mams comin up to help us decorate
Brian : FUCK ME!! JESUS CHRIST JOHN, LOOK, DO YOU MIND IF ME AND ROGER GO AHEAD WITHOUT YOU ANYWAY?
John : do whatever for me, gotta go now its beepin
Brian : what is?
John : microwave
Brian : oh
John : ....................................
Brian : look john, im going, say hello to ya mother in law for me
John : When?
Brian : when she comes up to yours next week
John : how you know bout that?
Brian : oh fuck this am goin. BYE
(PHONE HANGS UP)
Johns Wife : who was that love?
John : Brian
Johns Wife : who?
John : Brian May i think he said
Johns Wife : What did he want?
John : Dunno, said summat bout computers
Johns Wife : why did he ring you
John : God knows, any post?
Johns Wife : no love
John : oh
Jeff Goldblum is watching you Poop
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:25,
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This isnt the talk board... taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:26,
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He taught me that/talk's that way!
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:52,
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But Sarge, you don't HAVE dandruff!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:33,
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*BEEP*BEEP* PLEASE STAND CLEAR! CLEAN UP IN PROGRESS!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:27,
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I misread it as Joey Deacon :({I also bollocksed up my first attempt at posting this message)
(,
Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:38,
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B3ta : Hello
whorsepower : Hello
B3ta : FUCK OFF
THE END
(whorsepower : Hello
B3ta : FUCK OFF
THE END
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:44,
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In other news. I got the money shot I have been waiting months for today!
Yes maybe I could have smiled a bit more
Frogbeat,
Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:48,
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haha, lovely.Worth waiting for, I reckon.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:06,
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There is a local service around here where they have vans with the logo RPS was intending to take a Real Photo Sunday photograph of one
;)
(;)
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:13,
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get a haircut, you hippie! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:56,
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WHO'S THAT PRETTY GIRL IN THE MIRROR THERE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:29,
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