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# Stupid Twitter trick
If you have a Twitter but don't use Twitpic, yfrog, Twitter's internal photo-tweeting, or other such services to spluff images onto your microblog, here's something silly to do with the 'Recent Images' space on your profile page.



1) Crop an image of your choice down to 338x83px (or a multiple thereof.)
2) Slice it out into four 83x83px blocks with 2px gaps in between (or your multiple thereof.)
3) Tweet the images via Twitter’s internal photo-uploading gadget, in order from right to left.
4) ???
5) Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Clever silliness
Melikey! If I am bored tomorrow as I have been today I may just do this *click*

You are also the Wizard of Oz with your green specs *aicmfp*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Cheers!
Pay no attention to that £5 behind the curtain.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I don't have Twitter
I never "Tweet"....I don't "follow" anyone....I have no "followers"....and I'm not listed.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# How can you be sure you have no followers?
*lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I wait a few minutes after every corner :)
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I know you do.
And I've the CCTV video to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Damn you and your slippery ninja ways
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# swoooosh!!
"I'm over here now" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
# It must take ages to go upstairs to the toilet from the back garden
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# back garden IS my toilet
...can't take any chances
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I have an invisibility cloak
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Wondered where that was... give it back...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
# me too
i dont even understand it half the time. An average tweet to me looks like this:

"Im going to @bananaslipper #potato #sparkymongmong inside the house LOL #pisshead @sparklenostril #flid#129s@BT357"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Gasp!
My password!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Sad thing is... I'v actually lost a real freind because i don't do twitter or face book....
He only tweets or faces now... won't keep in touch through good old fasioned Email... just doesn't bother to answer Emails... and expects everyone to just check his twitter and face book to keep in touch.. sad really as i don't have either....

And if the average tweet looks like that you.. you're doing a better job of understanding them than I can....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# No loss if the muppet will only contact via Twatter or Arsebook
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# ^--This.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# True... but that one person was a quarter of my real freinds gone in one go..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)
# "good old fasioned email"?
What about letters, phone and meeting down the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# You know how to woo a guy...!!
What time will you be there you old romantic you ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# I'm here...
What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# A pint of anything real out of the hand pulls please..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Thay have Rev. James
It's sound
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# That's one I'v never even heard of... you ain't from the midlands..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I have sent a pint to your Twitbook account
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# If he sends you one back.. that might cause an improberbility loop in the space time continuem...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# what a profound discovery
Quick - tell the press!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Same as Facebook about 5 months ago then.
Seems a bit of a self-promotional post. Like reading anything on MSN.com
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Only promoting how bored I was.
Unless you know someone who'd hire me for something based on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# If I knew someone who'd hire anyone, I'd direct them to my face.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# You can do something similar with facebook
1. Create a photo album and restrict access to just you and your mate

2. Upload 5 pictures that spell a rude word like "Goatse"

3. Tag your mate in them, last one first, first one last

4. You've now written "Goatse" across the top of your mate's profile

5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# This has been my day on Twitter so far...
start from the bottom and read up... You can almost
sense the crushing disappointment in his last message

My days on Twitter are often along these lines
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Happytoast is friends with a simon pegg on facebook
i'd like to believe its THE simon pegg, but i dont want to jump to conclusions...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# he is, probably both of us
the famous one, and the guy from Spaced
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# your name is simon pegg...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# that would be correct :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# i bet you really hate the 'famous' Simon Pegg after all these years...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I wouldn't say 'hate'
It could be worse, I could be Jonathan King
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
# good point
annual candle shaped gif day, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# So it is YOU!
/crapAtPretendignAnything
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I don't have twitter and don't know who Simon Pegg or Bill Hicks are either...!!
Happy candle day..! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# you've got red on you
oh, it's a candle. Congratulations on having the foresight to sign up to a website some time ago ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# cheers fella, hope you're well
/incidentally, they reset servers last week
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
# and coincidentally
I cancelled my account last week too :/ I'm not interested in it and the second hack just pissed me off too much. If I still have game time left 9 no idea ) I'll see if they have replaced my gold that was stolen, if so i'll send you some.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:40, archived)
# fair enough squire, can see why it would piss you off :(
all the more time for diablo 3 when it comes out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I've been hammering
Deus Ex Human Revolution, Dungeon Siege 3 and a replay of Dragon Age 2. better than twiddling my thumbs waiting for Diablo.

BTW: It's not game over for WOW. I just stopped paying as I'd not logged in for so long it's a waste of money. On hiatus. I'll be back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)
# this is good to hear :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# I'm thinking of creating an anti-social network called
MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS

dot com
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
#
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)