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# Happy Birthday B3ta!
FAQ ME! GO ON! FAQ ME YOU LOW LIFE JIZZ WITCHES! YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I AM INVINCIBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)
# He is, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# *drops monocle*
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I like
your style!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I bet you do.
However, I do have a back up picture to post if I suddenly feel all cowardly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# you've gone this long
don't give in soldier
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# *faqs bovine hard in the arse*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
# And mouth
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# sorry, that should be mouth first, then arse, then mouth again.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I do not
do the pornographies, and if I did there would be no mouth to arse to mouth stuff. I'm a straight up shitting down the japs eye kinda guy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# If your shit fits down a japs eye it must be very long and stringy.
You are a goldfish AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# I only
go for men with japs eyes that you can fit a fist in.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# haha - now put a picture on the talk board -- gawan yeh fearless fecker!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Steady on,
lets not go crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# GWaaaan..
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE TEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE CAPSLOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Gonna need a bigger spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Where we're going
you don't need spoons.

*spill soup*

bugger...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# don't tell me there's no trifle
oh God don;t tell me there is NO TRIFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# There will always be trifle,
and lashings of Ginger Beer.

And then lashings.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Ooooh yes!
lash me hard
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:13, archived)
# There is no bigger spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I think they're spent,
or still in shock.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# you're so passé
it's embarrassing
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
# But it's all I have.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:29, archived)
# You used to love me once.
I thought we were going to make it...I don't know what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Genetic abominiations for profit and gain
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# I'd quite like a glow in the dark cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Me too
But I'd worry about it's jellyfish DNA and what it might do
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# I've found an application for one
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# b3ta is older than that...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)