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# Greengrocer based joke
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Did you make that
whole diarama thing? If soo have a woo and a yay. Sod it - have them anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)
# nononononono!
That is a bad joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Did you say...


...bad joke?

(repost. soz)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha
terrible! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)
# hehehe
That's lovely.

She looks so dissapointed at the end there.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)
# but...
Aren't all women like that?
(spungo, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)
# what?
disappointed that they fail to be satisfied?

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# well,
they should try harder, shouldn't they! ;-)
(spungo, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)
# there aren't
enough batteries in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Ha ha
...wait a minute... that sounds rude... ;-)
(spungo, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Get a nuclear powered one
4987 years of use...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Ever thought about
upgrading to a small petrol driven, multi-speed, multi-warheaded fella?

I know a shop that'll sort you a decent two-stroke effort...

He pitches a slow ball to the plate...
(Fellmeister, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# arf
fnarr

top rudeness
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)
# aye,
it takes two to tango, you know
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# I have a vision ...
...of Cousin It taking two to see the smash musical 'Tango'...
(spungo, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# animate it!
animate it now!
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Ah,
but iy takes 36 to line dance.
On that, I depart...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I love
linedancing : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Hold on
Aren't they silvanyian families?
(yorkpete, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# How would I know.




Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# well...
...yes...
[edit] and it frontpaged! Thanks donkey, you've made the fact that I've been stuck in this office with a cold while it's sunny outside all day and've just found out I've got to work at 9.30 on Good Friday because of my stupid cunt clients that little tiny bit more bearable!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# that's marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)
# wooooooooo
and squeak.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
# ha ha
like it
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)