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# carefully placed torch to hide my nuts
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)
# well good to get that out the way
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)
# hahaha
torches are beneficial to everyone... looks like urbexing?

edit: naked urbexing
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)
# it's not real urbex if your dressed
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:22, archived)
# ooooff
is it real anything when your dressed?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:24, archived)
# getting oiled up makes everything more fun
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:26, archived)
# apart from rock climbing
:P
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)
# so you don't rock climb naked and covered in oil
pervert
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:28, archived)
# racist
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:21, archived)
# haha
wtf
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:30, archived)
# "So what are we doing today in the tunnels Paul?"
"I'm gonna get stark bollock naked and you're going to take a picture."
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)
# I was alone
had to run after setting the camera on the timer to get in place
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Right
Nothing to do with the cave police then.

Congrats on the milestone.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Also
Thank God for you, I just got back and scrolled down.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:29, archived)
# the only none paedo related nude image on the board tonight
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Raised a smile
:)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:51, archived)
#
smile semi lob on
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:33, archived)
# Ahh right. And congrats! :D I wish I'd known I got 3000 the other day but what can you do...
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)
# BRN!!!
     BUM!!!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)
# arse flare!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)
# is that a troll on the left that you've sliced in two with your manly 'light saber'?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)
# BLUE MOON
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:29, archived)
# You saw me standing alone...
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:30, archived)
# with a torch in my arse
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)
# *howls*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Please, what will the neighbor's think
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)
# captain again he is torching my ass
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:41, archived)
# Well done.
That's, er... nice?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)
# ha! only just spotted the shadow
which appears to have had it's arms lopped off and been skewered
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)
# o_O christ looking at it that looks massive
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:34, archived)
# congrats btw
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:36, archived)
# it's not really that big
it's the shadow of the torch
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:37, archived)
# t'was congrats on the postage count
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:38, archived)
# ahhhh looking at that shadow I thought...
nevermind
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)
# no, that would have been commiserations
;)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:42, archived)
# This has given me a great idea for a porn remake of 'attack the block'.
It will be called 'Attack the Cock' and will feature glowing blue penises instead of teeth.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:37, archived)
# and less ndubz
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:38, archived)
# hahaha
I'm looking forward to mine soon!!!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:48, archived)
# the last 400 just fly past
I've been trying not to post
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:50, archived)
# uhh well done
:/

this is going well... if i had answered as jamnog no one would have batted an eyelid now i have the troll police on my back.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:53, archived)
# 2 years, 9 months and 11 days
and this finally got you to post XD

Believe me there have been worse
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:57, archived)
# well... i felt the need
it is an historic moment one which touches the lives of millions of people both here and abroad. sometimes you have to break barriers in order to move forward. horizons of change will shape all out futures the lies the lies he comes he comes the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:01, archived)
# there was no touching involved
well maybe a little
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:02, archived)
# now i awake
like a tornado i sweep the land and lay waste to all i see.
tremble before me. I destroy all. Your earth is just the beginning.
nothing can stop the end of days!!! Only a horseman of the appocolyps can use three exclamation marks and not capitalise the i
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:08, archived)
# and have a total disregard for the comma
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:09, archived)
# google translate isn't helping at all with this
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:02, archived)
# the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies
the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the liesthe lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Hi LS18
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:05, archived)
# LIES!!!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)
# The Lady Doth Protest too Much
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:17, archived)
# kk
www.flickr.com/photos/jamnog/
:/ your sure about this right?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:26, archived)
# ^ back story
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)
# I am now
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# hmm
wonder_roon
:D
edit also: kid in france burned my neck and i didnt like it
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:58, archived)
# you clearly live alone
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)
# you clearly live alone
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:14, archived)
# your clearly disproveing the ls18 idea
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:15, archived)
# your clearly disproving the ls 18 idea
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:15, archived)
# fuck it then me based chevron + gin fuled nightmares
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:17, archived)
# I think we can guess who this is
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)
# That what you want us to think.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:25, archived)
# or am i?
edit : damn forgot to refresh
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)
# this can only end in tears
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:18, archived)
# tears of joy!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:18, archived)
# yep i missed one
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:21, archived)
# joy and LIES!!!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:19, archived)
# not sure which browser i am on
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)
# woo!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:15, archived)
# shoe
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)
# bless you
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:27, archived)
# scrumptious
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Also
Do you have a "pet" dalek down there?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Are you cutting yourself?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 6:57, archived)
# Very nice....
Oh hand on.. I'm not gay or nout...

Anyway, happy 10k!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 7:05, archived)
# Closet Case: Confirmed.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# The light *does* shine out of your arse!
Congrats
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Congo rats :)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)