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# Cant... forgive... 'u','u'
'u'lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# 30 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# eek! don't use goto!
there could be java "programmers" on here

you'll only confuse them! :p
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)
# that would be a basic mistake
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# I pride myself
on always programming with gotos on the off-chance that someone else will come across the code and have a heart attack.

Plus it's often a lot easier to do that than to think of some clever "modern" way of achieving *exactly the same fucking thing*. PAH.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# of course, without "GOTO" or equivalent
computers.
wouldnt.
fucking.
work.

So spork them all in the face with a spork!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I have published papers
with results based on a shitty Euler integrator structured like this:

10 CONTINUE
...shitty Euler integrator...
IF (some arbitrary exit condition) GOTO 100
GOTO 10
100 CONTINUE

science is doomed
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# do it all using a single instruction cpu
:D

that'll show those bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Well, I very rarely parallelise
Fed up of having to insert atomic calls everywhere and see the code slow down to the slowest thread, UTTERLY removing the fucking point in the first place. Some might say that this is just a sign of me being shit at parellelising code, and they'd be right, but fuck them all with the OpenMP manual.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I've never done any of that stuff
maybe I should learn something from within the last 20 years :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)
# you certainily should
lolcode.com/

the programming language of the future

edit: sample code
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE



fuck me i'm such a massive nerd

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# heh, might get round to Z80 at some point
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
# I hope you like juggling registers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# meh, it's piss
they are all much the same

just some have those occasional functions that mean you don't have to do lolcarry everything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# thems
the breaks
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Woo.... What have I missed?
Is Micheal Ellis that mad Japanese Lady-Boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)
# no Micheal Ellis is fight for and or against justice!
Micheal Ellis

he cannot be forgive!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
#
彼は科学と小児性愛者やサイコパスを破壊する！
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
# :D It works!
彼はb3taに値する英雄ではないが、1つは、それは必要....
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# now that's the power of noncesence!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)
# It's true
The keyboard smells of hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I suddenly feel very suggestive :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# See those eyes on her drawings?
Webcams.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
# These truly ARE the Paedoph Isles!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)
# You fucking wish, sugartits.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Michael Ellis found Moggy's horrible kiddie-porn-ime pictures
Then the rest of /board jumped in attacking he/she/it/them.

Moggy never forgive Michael Ellis
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# And she made a tiny cut on her finger to prove her point.
I get bigger cuts on my arse sitting down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Has someone informed the site mods where they are posted
I hope so if they are that horrible, should get them taken down..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Either that account was administratively closed where they were hosted, or they closed it themselves
Either way, they be gone
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Bravo \o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Well Jahled got some screencaps as evidence, so when Fraser's back from his holidays, shit should sort itself out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# No mate
I got screen grabs of this place
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Oh I thought we were talking about /board. My apologies!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# No worries
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Michael Ellis 1/10/11
Lest we forgive
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
# in ower harts ... wid de angels
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# This needs a profile badge
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# I know but I can't be bothered, can someone else do it please?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# This burden I shall take to the gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# *wipes away a manly tear*


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# To pastries new...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)
# DAMN YOU MICHAEL ELLIS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# That's a subtle bit of animation
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# it could have been so much better, but then I realised I'm too lazy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# nice screen work
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# I'm so glad
that I dont go by "mog" here on b3ta like I do in some <cough> other online establishments.. that would be awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# lol, awkwardness
innapropriate touching

broken wineglass

oh dear, it all goes wrong :)

no wait, what? :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# That wineglass
put a very nasty nick in my thumb I shall have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)
# can you ever forgive?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# If you were Michael Ellis
maybe....otherwise, no.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)
# alas, it's always the way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# just noticed the blood, hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I like this, I like it alot.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# but poor micheal ellis
can never be forgive!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Maybe he is just being misunderstood...
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)
# maybe he accidentally the
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# accidentally the whole
am doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I don't know
it's hard to tell
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# This should be the next image compo
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# I fucking hope so!
But what would the subject be... just Mog in general?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# I'm sat on a gold mine of poorly animated fingers!

It's probably getting old now though.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Well you never know, we may get a semi-relevant compo next week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# secret finger-based missile silos.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Needs more goatse hands
(Quirkafleeg We must perform one, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# heheh :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
# HAHAH :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)