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From the Steve Jobs RIP challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:45, archived)
# looks like a snazzy weed pipe
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Hahaha
The only trouble is getting it to sync with the afterlife.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:59, archived)
# you need iTombs for that
*wears joke thin*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
# You need a special (Vince) Cable for that
And he's not been 'released' yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)
# That sorta doesn't fit in with the joke. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)
# *I* know that.
Just as hit 'submit'. It was something to do with Vince being old, and once he pops off then the... Oh fuck it.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# ithink you'll find it's *iknow*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:25, archived)
# What? There's a whale in the Thames?
I'm going to buy shares in a pancreatic cancer charity. I'll make miwwions.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] it is sad, but I can see the amount of mourning for Jobs in the press over the next week or so is going to get on my tits.... I just hope that the Image challenge for this week isn't "commemorate Steve Jobs the b3ta way"....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Photoshopped?
There's no croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Agreed
Topical compos are usually rubbish anyway, because by the time the challenge is announced the subject has been done to death already.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)
# if we get Jobs as a compo, I just hope there is an agreed alt-compo...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)
# i've yet to see an alt-compo actually take off
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:44, archived)
# They've seamlessly appointed a new CEO already.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)
# it looks like his body's on backwards
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] well someone's pleased...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)
# :D
plus a lot of factory workers in China I imagine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:33, archived)
# I seriously hope he does actually get buried with some kinda hi-tech touchscreen thingummy job
it would just seem kinda appropriate

I wonder if Apple is gonna do a Dead Roddenberry now and completely change the direction of everything!? I wonder what their version of DS9 will be?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# he'll probably get cremated and turned into computer chips for a super-expensive, limited edition ipad which stephen fry will buy several of
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)
# I'm going to shamelessly stick this here
www.b3ta.com/board/10562283
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Kevin Webster picked a good day
to be nicked for being a nonce
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Bloody hell!
He changed his surname from Turner to 'Le Vell'

he should have been arrested just for that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Police said last night: "A 46-year-old man from Hale has been arrested on suspicion of a historic sexual offence. He has been bailed pending inquiries."
Maybe he invented a time machine and went back and touched up Guinevere?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Made this for him ages ago

De-RIS: b3ta.com/board/10299100
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)
# I really need to start checking the news before b3ta!
Once again I am getting my headline news from here!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
# I find most news too boring or depressing to keep track of on a regular basis
b3ta is the fun way to find out someone famous died ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)
# I get carried away with news....
Once I'm on one web site, I find myself reading all day, It's why I can vanish from here for hours at a time from one news link... Takes me back to the good old days of dial up when you really did "surf" the internet and not just stay in the same 5 websites like most of us do now. I always like to see what the "alternative media" have to say about major news, because they blame it on chem trails, the new world order or aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)
# I'm a PC, and I'm just getting on with my day, as normal.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)