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# I'm looking for investors for my latest must-have gadget

EDIT: PSD currently 205Mb, 300+ layers and still growing
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# i'm in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# That's what SHE said!!!!!!
Erm ...

or something along those lines, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Hi Vag!
I loved that image you did yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I have just promoted you to senior testing executive.
The device will be delivered within 24 hours
How's it going Smash?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# yay!
going well, thanks. my voice is back, i don't have a cold and, judging by the amount of itching, my tattoos should be fully healed in a day or two.
how's your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Very well, very busy.
But I needed a break, so I invented the above whilst trying out a few tattyshop ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# i had an mspaint idea last night
may have to wheel it out later, but i fear a spanging!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# There is nothing wrong with a damned good spanking now and again...
Oops! I think I misread that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# letting all your secrets slip, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# no, you're doing it wrong
it's meant to be the other way round.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# i'm NOT doing THAT again!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# you say that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# and i'll continue to say it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Woo!
Is it digital or analogue?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# :D
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I'm sure anal digits may feature
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# I like your antique bush buzzer. Yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Smash will be conducting tests over the next few days
Want to offer your services as assistant deputy test subject?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# i'll dig out my sexy lab coat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# If this is STEAMpunk
I may have discovered a design flaw :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Steampunk is old hat
This is the new age - VALVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# do they
oscillate?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Pffft!
You said...

...oscillate!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# VALVEpunk
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# ...but it only goes up to 6 :(
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# :D
Just wait until Mk.2 - It'll go all the way up to 8.3
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# VIBRATION C ENGAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# *engages*
**viibbrraattees**
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I'll try it on vibration pattern B3 ta!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# *shudders*
Are you quite sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# No more Talk

*assumes possition*
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# *winces*
*inserts*
*retreats*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Is that a vicks sinex on the end?
would work wonders clearing my sinus
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Smash - up there^
is looking for volunteers to test the device. Are you volunteering?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I am a little bunged up
get little relief from blowing it and ive got plenty of tissues

Im in
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# nicely done
could almost be a Fallout Addon!
Woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Splendid!
George Alagiah will be pissed off he didn't get there first.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Bet he nicks the idea though
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# For some reason when I saw this I thought "Smallbrainfield"
You may take that as a compliment :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Taken :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Awesome bit
of layering madness
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)
# A moment of madness
that led to around 20 hours of tinkering :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# It lacks wings, rockets or even a simple propeller
It'll never take off.
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# I like your thinking
Mk.III, methinks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# I wants one.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)