Captain Fuck? I like the amount of effort you put in there.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:09,
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A GOOD NIGHT TO YOU, TO BE PRECISE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:38,
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batfuckchrist, i'm so bored.
bored and annoyed.
bored and annoyed and cold.
bored and annoyed and cold and skint.
bored and annoyed and cold and skint and sober.
(bored and annoyed.
bored and annoyed and cold.
bored and annoyed and cold and skint.
bored and annoyed and cold and skint and sober.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:12,
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00."Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,"New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said,"New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
====AND THATS WHEN THE SHIT HIT THE FAN.
(The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,"New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said,"New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
====AND THATS WHEN THE SHIT HIT THE FAN.
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:17,
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did they have parrot for dinner?i don't like birds
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:21,
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I'm sure it probablyhad something to say about getting a good stuffing.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:24,
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as long as it wasn't chestnutthat stuff's nasty
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:25,
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Roast chestnuts are gorgeous
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:28,
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i disagreeand now i'm going to watch the crazies.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:38,
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Bored. Crazies. Killing. Then you might like this-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqZJI7X8K30
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqZJI7X8K30
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:53,
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Or thisWait for the ending.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=95jQ7VVBdLI
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=95jQ7VVBdLI
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:59,
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Hehe, I like that
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:40,
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I am also all of these Along with a hatred of Spainshire
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:15,
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Presumably this tool only exists in GIMP
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:29,
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