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# I drew Gary (LittleMaria)
Christmas TIme!! XD
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Alright JJ
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I'm not JollyJack -_-
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# That's just what Jolly Jack would say if he ever replied to other people's thread!
as JJ only replies to his own threads then ipso facto you ARE JJ!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# ):
違うってばー
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
#
行き違う
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
#
何その日本語ー
意味わかんなーい
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
#
多分彼の足は単に成長していた
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# O:
彼の足? what?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Exactly.
Now do you see what it's like trying to understand your google translate english?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# It might be something about this being an English speaking website
and Michael Ellis doesn't speak Japanese and no one understands you, or what you want, or why you are here, or what motivates you! I don;t care if people jump on my back now - you have fucking pissed me off big style now - now fuck off or start making sense!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha
*Fears*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
# but 90% of my posts are complete batshit gibberish
:D
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# But we know you're motivated by batshit gibberish :)
trying to have a conversation with Moggy is impossible sometimes she slips into pigeon English then she posts Japanese which doesn't go through translators without coming out like complete nonsense. And even though she can strike a pretty reasonable conversation on other forums she comes here and acts like she doesn't understand us!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)
# it's a rather literal translator
it's just a matter of trying to wonder what context is going on

still, all adds to the delicate cuteness of b3ta :D
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# ^^ thanks!!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# -_-
マイケルエリスは変な人。
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# You are a fucking troll! This is the only reason you are here is because you get so much attention
when you post your meaningless pictures of obsessive JJ fan art. Really I should have kept you on ignore because you're making coming to b3ta a waste of my time.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I'm not troll :P
あなたたちが過剰反応しすぎなだけ
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# THEN FUCKING WRITE IN FUCKING ENGLISH, YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD!!!!!
OR BETTER STILL, JUST FUCK OFF!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# *wheels it out*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# I haven't a fucking clue what you're banging on about and I'm not wasting time in Google Translator that makes about much sense as you do little girl!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# =^.^=
私は子猫が好きです
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# oh what chance does that give him? ok he IS the messiah
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# haha indeed
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I WELL know. :(
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# JJ Abrams?
*lensflarelols*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# BAM
a flare right in the neck
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# This is what the future is like - it's why Rufus and his friends all wear sunglasses
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Damn you sir!
If it wasn't for the upload I would have done this obvious predictable joke first!
*fist shaking
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Unfair advantage, I'm afraid...
I only had to remember the filename ;-)
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# not enough lens flare
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# tee hee
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# You been robbing from my facebook page again??!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I can't get enough of it!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# phwoar!
roast from last night...
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# ^ Racist
*edit* I must make a tram girl pic!


*edit too*

YAY!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# is it wrong that I found Tram girl and the other one posted on /links yesterday quite sexy?
obviously not their opinions which are horrid, just their sleeping motionless bodies
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# You know what, I would have done her...
I like angry birds, Then roll off and tell her I'm 1/18th Polish and watch her implode..... Over here coming in our wimmins!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# "Coming" over here
being "on the job"
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I bet it's the MILF factor that does it for you

HONKA HONKA
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Madwoman I'd Like to Felch
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Topical pea! not i'm not a board whore!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# there's no T in Felch!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# SHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh
I fixed it, And there might be people who missed that gaff last night.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# uh-huh
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
# i think this one looks and sounds a bit like the apprentice winner before last
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Phwooar
Terry Pratchett!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# A massive improvement.
Just a smidge more and you'll have obscured the pervy anime-porn-child-thing entirely.

6/10
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I don't normally tamper with perfection......
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# YES!!!!
That'll do it :D
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Sorry about the shin still on display....
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# ???
WTH!?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Wetherspoons Typical Haematoma ?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Who's that harpist?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Bill
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# "Tay"?
*mel and kim earworms*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# GAH!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I think that the late, great dekionplexis put it best:
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Needs more TAY
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# that is a lot of Tay
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# He does not draw loli girl!! O:
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# *examines closely for signs of coherence*
Nope, still nothing.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I think it wants a biscuit
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
#
biscuit damn good kicking
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I have question
biscuit is what?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Google it for fuck's sake
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# No he doesn't, which is why he has a second account
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Also, who mentioned 'loli'?
Are you saying that your original image (which is probably the least dubious thing I've seen you do yet) should be classified as borderline child pornography?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# BUT IS NORMAL IN JAPAN
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I used to think a LOLICOM was a rotating computer
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
# You watching obscene to her?
:( Poor her!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# did he die?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# That's a surprisingly comfy position to fall asleep in
... er, so I'm told! *cough*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# In the road???????
You Ker-azy kook, you ;-)
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# It's all fun and games until a lorry comes and steals your shoes
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# *performs medicinal high speed bumming*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
#
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# *office Lolzorz*
:D
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# he is very much thinking 'GUMPH!'
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# It's still november
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Nice work
although I'm getting more and more confused by the increasing closing credits.

And in other news: god damnit, it was only just Easter!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Keep up, Mr Cre!
:)
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Almost Sinterklaas though
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# \o/
Pepernoten, Mai Tai.... *nom nom nom*
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I prefer taaitaai
;)
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# *slaps self*
Sorry, brain is need of sleep and/or total replacement.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Or a Mai Tai ;)
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Well, in fairness...
The sun (were it out) would be over the yardarm by now. Now where's that cocktail waiter?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Mine's a pina colada
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Oh, so THAT'S who Gary is; the R2D2 thing!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# XD thanks!!
I love him!!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I like. But I remain confused
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Did you draw the legs last?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
the legs last anything of any value at all
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# That is the worse drawing of Gary Glitter on a fogged up window I've seen!
Or the best, I'll have to check my log of "pictures of Gary Glitter on a foggy window"
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# XD
He is nice!!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# He's going to Japan soon............do you want to be in his gang?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Why have you ©JollyJack just out of interest?
Do you not think it's a little unfair to associate your 'art' with his name?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Unless.... JJ is Moggy!
But I think we have been around this a million times. I just cannot shake the feeling she/he is troll I don't see what she gains from being here other than she might just be so obsessive she's just doing whatever JJ does and joining groups that JJ is involved with.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# They are not a troll
So that leaves you with the other option
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# A troll
or the world's most naive person
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Looking more like the latter I'd say
A completely obsessive fangirl who follows JJ all around the internet even to places she has no real understanding of.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# ^ what this wise young lady said
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I'm not JollyJack -_-
私はJollyJackでもPhillip.M.Jacksonでもないよ。
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I will give you money if you just go away.
Honestly, I will.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Huh? D:
なんでやねん
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# There's no point is posting stuff in Japanese no one here understands it!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Het zou een mooie boel worden als iedereen hier maar in zijn eigen taal gaat lopen antwoorden.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Pulling your leg, JJ.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# If you proved you weren't JollyJack, none of this would happen.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# What is the evidence that I is him?
I don't make sense...-_-
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Because any time he's here, so are you. It seems way too convenient.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Hmmm
If you said such thing, I will post my photo!!
(But I can't)
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Make sure you get it from a REALLY obscure source so it doesn't show up on Tineye
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# maria needs to get her fucking act together and learn how to use utorrent
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKEKE
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
KEKEKEKEKEKE
Kiri kiri kiri kiri
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I've remained quiet since your appearance on /board.
Not being the most prolific poster myself, I feel perhaps not in a position to question anyone on here. BUT...

WHAT THE SCREAMING FUCK ARE YOU ON?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I think
that is a very fair question indeed.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I always normal post. :(
Everyone overreact too much.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Ah, but that's maybe because you go from zero to japanese in three posts every goddamn time.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Telling it like it is, Ted.
I completely agree.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I couldn't give a flying toss whether this is JJ or a joke account or whatever.
The psuedo-pigeon engrish and quasi manga teen pron is fucking annoying though.

That is all.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# IDK :P
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Weird. Very weird.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I think this sums it up for all of us
she just doesn't ring true
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# ^that
In a nutshell
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Nutcase, more like
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# o__o
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)