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# O_0
so who won...
(Sorry for the TJ Haku)

26 Baldmonkey
15 Cockweasle
14 HappyToast
12 The one name that I missed
07 Atomic
05 E Dubya
05 Sheep
04 CrazyJapaneseMoggyPersonThing
04 Mutated Monty
03 JollyJack
02 Fresh Water Mole
02 Herman
02 Mofaha
02 Twisted Omentum
02 Everyone else not included above
01 Captain Howdy
01 Connor
01 Dr Dyslexia
01 Drimble
01 Elvis the Weathercock
01 Jahled
01 Magic of Chutney
01 Maiden
01 Ninj
01 Paul_P
01 Shiro Kuma
01 Smallbrainfield
01 Valin
74 Wobbly Bloke
01 Zumf
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Bruce Lee just battered Sammo Hung on ITV4..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Bruce :)
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# I'm guessing "The one *named*" is a typo
only you've done it twice now...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Once...
Copy and paste my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
# ...
What should I copy and paste your arse into?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# One vote :)
I didn't even vote for myself and I got a vote! Glad Cockweasle polled first, his brain should be studied as it makes me consistently spit various liquids at monitors
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Do you have a reading disorder?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Clearly
Do you have a problem with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
# No, just trying to establish whether or not you're a spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Hurrah for you, or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I should be quiet, you might buy the talk board if I'm not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# That would be dreadful if I did that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I think as long as you never posted it'd be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# LAST WORD
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:10, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:13, archived)
# *Parade of high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Cockweasle didn't win, baldmonkey is clearly at the top of the list.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# They'll claim that /talk came and messed up the voting,
but the flaw in that argument is that there aren't 26 people on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# and I didn't even vote
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# and we all think Baldmonkey is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I have just spat beer all over my keyboard you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I'm not even joking :(
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# There are only 5 and we're all baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# 6
I am baldmonkey.

whoever he is

In other news... 'lo MNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
# 'lo lovely 'Pot!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I'm baldmonkey
and so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# From what i have seen
all 5 have at least 4 accounts each though. It's WACKY!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Cockweasel didn't poll first.
He polled second.
That's why he is second in the list.
Behind Baldmonkey. Which is probably the best place to be.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# No he polled first
What you going to do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Fuck all to be honest. My apathy knows no bounds, so stop getting all internet upset here.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha
I like your apathy, there's fuck all mine can do either
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I voted Mutated Monty....how on earth can I be above him?....impossible
who the fuck's Bald Monkey anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
# baldmonkey
www.hemmy.net/images/animals/baldmonkey02.jpg
(herman:D, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
More beer on my keyboard - YOU FUCKING GIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:32, archived)
# hahahaha
tonight's star prize :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
#
ditto..


who tf is Mandrill Alopecia ?
(Zoidaroid, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Why have you put Cockweasle in bold like he won when the winner is clearly baldmonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Me... Oh sorry, I must have done it by accident

Either that or Cockweasle won the board vote and baldmonkey won the Best Talented Artist on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Actually,
Wasn't it for the Best 3 Talented Artists on b3ta?
If so, take a bow Baldmonkey, Cockweasle and Happy Toast, and the rest can fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Good point, well presented!

CONGRATULASTIONS Baldmonkey, Cockweasle and Happy Toast
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Again I must stress that I'm not upset at this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Congratulations Baldmonkey!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Yay for baldmonkey!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BALDMONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
# BALDMONKEY FOR /TALK MOD
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# This just proves that /talk have taken this more seriously than /board
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# This just proves that competitions like this are completely and utterly pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
competitions like this are talk is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Nice spacing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Upset at the talk board because of a vote that we had nothing to do with?
OUTSTANDING!
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# the bastards are always pushing us down.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I don't think /board had much to do with it either
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Yes - but thank you for taking part..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:46, archived)
# well no, it proves that baldmonkey is the best artist on /board
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# This is pretty much exactly what it proves.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# baldmonkey is the best artist on /board
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:25, archived)
# seriously, everyone needs to buck their ideas up
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10623200
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Yay! I came fourth!
pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Well Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:51, archived)
# SOMEBODY UNLIKELY TO THROW A TANTRUM EXPLAIN WHAT BALDMONKEY HAS WON.
CHEERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:25, archived)
# your daughter's hand in marriage
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Yeah!
They say the b3tan b4sh buffets have to get shipped in via multiple cargo ship.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Best talented artist on /board.
A major win for the mentally unstable, there.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:28, archived)
# I can't believe people are now trying to remove Baldmonkey from this poll.
Now, I know he isn't a girl or anything, but there's no need for all the others to turn on him.
I demand a full winning reception, and a speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I think
he has won the right to claim that he made /talk even less popular with /board than it was before.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Don't worry.
I'm easily capable of uniting all the boards.
The special needs are my speciality.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Then go to it,
Knight of the North.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# I think the original prize offered was a signed, nude photo of Rob.
Not entirely sure if he's aware/cares/is willing to comply though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Wonderful!
Baldmonkey will be thrilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I'd really, really like it if that actually happened
perhaps we could negotiate on a semi-nude photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# A much deserved victory for Balmonkey here.
come on /board, give him this one, he needs it
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Why is Baldmonkey not bolded?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
# i think it has something to do with terms of his suspended sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# I have no idea, and I'm JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Because he doesn't post on b3ta anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# it's only been a couple of days,
He'll come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:46, archived)
# You have to leave to come back.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Neither do I but I still won all those polls I set up myself and sent to my mum
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10623264
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)
# if only he wasn't dead,
Baldmonkey. 5 Eva in r HrtZ
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:31, archived)
# if you're all so unhappy about baldmonkey being the best then maybe cockweasle and happytoast should form a coalition
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:38, archived)
# He didn't even do a proper picture at that, just a mock newspaper article.
Perhaps now /board you can stop encouraging pretend Japanese furry yiffers and all this flanbase shite.

xx

mmps
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:38, archived)
# complete wank
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Whoever won
and I have no idea what this vote was about given I was out and about most of the day, they can have a freebie with their partner at the zoo if they want
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# A freebie with their partner? And you're going to let them do this in front of animals and children?
YOU SICKEN ME.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Whichever way you shake it, Baldmonkey won.
Not entirely sure if he's still active on b3ta, (given what some of the guys from /talk are saying), but I'm sure some kind soul will let him know of your offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# No do, i'm not being a cunt here
if he want's to pop down he's more than welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I'm even less upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# baldmonkey actually isn't allowed near animals by law.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Yay! Well done Cockweasle! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 22:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
# MORE OF THIS KIND OF THING!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)