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# Whoops
Attended by the countries leaders in politics,news & medicine. Username is VIP User and password is, err, damn. If only there was a way to find out.



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(Danabnormal, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# R to the I to the motherfuckin' S
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# is he going to fuck a pig?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# It looks like he's just spied a likely candidate in the corner of the room
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Nick, come here
I need you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# "I bet you can squeal like a hawg, boy!"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# he usually is
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I think his wife is rather lully + would.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# But he doesn't fuck her
he fucks pigs. Actual pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROSz9V4FiMU
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# that wasnt in his manifesto.
So probably
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Ha Ha
Although... Is it actually shopped? Maybe /links would be better?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Unfortunately for the sysadmin involved
it isn't. Its not a link from anywhere, I saw it on the stream so did a grab (unfortunately I missed the bit where the cameraman zoomed out and showed the whole slide). Was 50/50 about links or here, went for here. Probably wrong. I normally am.
(Danabnormal, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# OK, just don't delete the thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# So they had a slide where they showed guests how to log into the wireless network?
Is that it?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# 51/50
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Ah b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I KNEW it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# His minds elsewhere, though.
How rude of him, fucking a pig on stage and not even giving it proper attention.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# He's gazing intently at its snout
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# probably a better fit for him
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# "I've...I've never seen a snout so round, so pink, so ...beautiful."
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# I think
we should henceforth refer to Mr Cameron only as PigFucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# he's been called worse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Does this refer to Black Mirror?
I haven't watched it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# it does, watch it, its excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# ^this^ watched it today, it was astoundingly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Taped it and will watch at first opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# it is against the law to have a video recording of it today
you'll be arrested.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I enjoyed it, but I did have a few questions afterwards. Why didn't he just resign at the start?
I know it would have been a bit of a short programme, but it would have stopped him having to do erm, it. Also, a fine artist with a good enough working knowledge of the internet to anonymise an upload is stretching credibility to breaking point.

I wonder how soon it will be before someone will ask a politician what they would do on Question Time?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Waspy, do not read, minor spoilerage follows

because then he would have been the coward ex PM who let the princess die. Staying in the hope that it can be resolved seems more logical to me.
The only question I had was how come the tv people didn't just go, "hold on, that's a man's finger"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# thank you for the warning!
I read neither yours not SBF's posts just in case.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Whoops, sorry man, should
have been paying attention. It's a corking watch, very uncomfortable in places and blackly funny in others.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Dont read this either, Waspy... I suppose the severing trauma might have made the finger look swollen?
Nice to see the Monarch of the Glen got some work after he quit being the laird as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Don't read this, Waspy - spoilers
The finger seems to be the biggest plothole here. I presume that none of the journalists who received the finger looked at it properly (an easy mistake to make considering the day has been absolutely insane so far and most people would find a severed finger too repulsive to examine closely) before having it sent off for forensic analysis a few hours before 4pm. By the time the results came back, the PM was already balls deep in bacon.

Good to see Vince Cable getting some work by playing himself too.
(User #86772, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Both government and police line is fairly consistent.
You don't comply with ransom or terrorist demands; it's pointless to think you can trust them.

Great piece of telly though.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# i questioned how he was ment to have kept going for an hour.
as that's what the viewers said,"turn it off it's been over an hour".

she was a sext pig, but an hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:45, archived)
# He loved it.
I was waiting for some twist that there was already footage of the PM doing a pig...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Piggisquealen machen!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:50, archived)
# what did you shop?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:59, archived)
# PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# H4LPZ!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# VH4-Fair Warning
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)