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# Finish Him :D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
# excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Get over here!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Wrong place to be, Milk!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Ohhhhh
I want to see one where Milk wins. Or, even better, where there is no winner and they both just dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)
# One of the rejected adverts
for the "Get Milk" campaign
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Booo
Bloody lactose intolerants!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Oh Cheezus...just stay out of there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# He just brie-thed his last breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# 8:D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Nicely done!
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Your stuff is completely mental; long may you be here mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Woo!
Vigin's auto censor strikes again...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# i noticed that earlier
it did it on my friend's telly, but when i got home, it actually said hancock, despite also being Virgin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
# It was ok on the SD channel, but censored on the HD one....
Commoner!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)
# ah, that makes sense
my mates have an HD telly. i don't see any difference with it, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:10, archived)
# You would if you hadn't lost your glasses
To be honest you really need a 42" tv or bigger, some say 32, but the difference is negligible at that size unless you're sat on top of it. Antiques road-show always looks incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)
# i've got a 32 inch
i'd love a bigger one, but there's more important things that i need to buy and i can't afford those yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:38, archived)
# *obligatory deep fanny/cock gag
My tv is only a 32" but it's CRT (old big tube thing) it's 720p but the picture quality was a lot better on the few crt's that where made to display it.... that was until the LED tellys came out, they are really quite beautiful with the right source.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)
# i can't complain, it was free
i had a bigger one, but it died.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Same here, I had a 47" LCD that died....
I did get it repaired (power regulator kept going in it) but that has ended up in my bedroom as comparing the pictures the crt was a lot cleaner and more vibrant.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I didn't know there was such a thing as a 720p CRT
I still have a tube, but I think I may finally go HD during "Boxing Week" sales as I'm tired of all the widescreen TV signals being cut off on both sides of my screen.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# They are thin on the ground, but Toshiba made a few, Phillips and Sony.
(and I believe bang & olufsen) When I got this it was either 720p crt or 1080i plasma, and the price difference between the two was about 7 grand!
at the time most plasmas only had a 10000 hour life span, and for a TV worth 10k that's just stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# i've got a telly in the bedroom, but i never watch it
i never could get comfortable watching telly lying down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
# that should have been a reply to that one up there^
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)
# must be bedtime ;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)
# you know, i think you're right
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# I bought my CRT only about 6 years ago
at the time, it was the last CRT model on display, but all the low-def signals looked like shit on the more expensive LCD screens. But now everything is widescreen/HD and I'm an anachronism.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I can't tell the difference either
Unless it's that people with HD TVs can't stop talking about their TVs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)
# You really need the source to be good...
Discovery is a swine for upscaling.
Bbc hd always pumps out quality, The top gear polar special was stunning, even at 720p....
Our leap wasn't as big as the yanks, they raved about it because their old analogue system was dire, it looked like long play vhs.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:28, archived)
# still not as bad as 3D, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Depends on the system...
Active looks better than passive, but the glasses are still quite pricey for active, My computer monitor is passive 3D, but has hdmi on it, some of the ps3 games look amazing, but you do find yourself bending over trying to peek around corners.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# all it does is give me a headache
/faulty eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# The active ones are better for the fact you can lie down whilst watching it...
The passive ones you have to sit with your head straight to see the 3d effect.
I must admit though, I have a very slight turn in my right eye. (no it's not bozz) and without my glasses on they give me a head ache. (I have a prism that corrects the turn)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# only one of my eyes works
so i'm pretty much screwed umtil someone invents me a robotic eye
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# steal one from a monkey or something.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# if i could, i would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# My Virgin had the C**k too
So to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)
# My brother will be pleased...
He shouted at me the other week for saying "cock up in price" infront of his 6 month old daughter!

The cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:09, archived)
# it's all to cock!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:42, archived)
# i watched it anyway
now i'm watching star trek
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# I shall 'fess up
And admit that we've got the Take That concert on. :-)

As a stage show, it is abso-flippin'-lutely astounding.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:16, archived)
# oh, you poor bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Having been involved in various aspects of "the biz" all my working life
It is - IMHO - a pretty much unparalleled piece of staging, technically and sonically (yes, I went along with Mrs Skotzmun to the real thing).

And it's got a feckin' big robot... I mean... big robots fer gawd's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)
# How deep is the fire it relights?
How does it fit into the show?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)
# About 40m deep, or rather, tall
It's the centrepiece for the Progress tour. I'd call a 40m tall robot as part of a stage show progress! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:34, archived)
# it also has Take That songs
but i guess you have to take the bad with the good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:36, archived)
# :-)
Although I don't mind the music, to be honest. I may have been indoctrinated by the missus, but my ears no longer bleed.

If you can stand it, switch over to BBC1 now (with the sound down) and you'll see the 40m robot in all it's upstanding glory.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:38, archived)
# the remote is waaay over the other side of the room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Saved by geography
Who'd'a thunk it? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:43, archived)
# i couldn't even get out of my own way tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaha -excellent!
I did like that film. I thought it was great, and totally didnt predict the change in direction halfway through
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
# He blew the roof of his trailer off with ejaculate in the original screenplay, which was aptly titled "Tonight, He Comes".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Hancock certainly had a hard time making money at the theatre, but I really enjoy watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# My god I love the iphone's camera!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:08, archived)
# V***in
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I hate when c**ks post s**t like this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)
# I hate when c**ks put too much s**t in my food!
I send it back to the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)
# I thought the original joke was it changed Arsenal to A***nal, thus turning an innocent word into a dirty one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:54, archived)
# sproing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Fatality!
Round 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 23:37, archived)
# *hint*
try putting width="100%" in the image tag for this kind of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:36, archived)