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# New type of fruit discovered.

Fig i. The Owronge
(Jimaroid, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
bloody Mac users.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
# fwit, fwit, fwit, fwit,
FUCK!

get a pc!

tap tap tap! that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# A fruit-based computer seems appropriate for the image
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# certainly is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Hehe
I hadn't seen that before, it's frighteningly on-the-money to their old sketches...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# It's a pithy there's no ring
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
#
Yeth there pith, ith right there.
(Jimaroid, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Ooops
I'd better reRIND that comment
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)
# That's all fine and good...
But get a toothbrush on that keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# very wrong
I think the ring belongs on the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Also, where's the alt key?
Grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# worse yet
where's the right mouse button?!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# It's there, but you squeeze, shuffle, drop your pants, spin around then the menu comes up.
It's how jobbs got arse cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# alt is to the left of command
or it is on my keyboard

and the right mouse button is exactly where it is on every other mouse, unless you're daft enough to get one of the old-style apple mice, which suck big donkey balls
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# shows how long it's been since I tried one
but the last Mac laptop I used had only one button on the touchpad and a french keyboard layout, drove me bonkers!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# haha
the french keyboard layout would be the most horrific for me. the mouse thing's no real problem, you can plug in any old usb mouse, or hold the command button when you click to get a right-mouse click. (these days you tap with two fingers on the pad, but something tells me this laptop was a bit old for that kind of trick.)

what pisses me off is that the "british" keyboard layout isn't. what also pisses me off is when you're using the "british" keyboard layout, getting in # can be tricky. it's alt+3, but not all programs like that. i'm getting quite irritated when i'm programming and the editor refuses to put in a #. FUCK YOU STEVE.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Hey, I simply do all my typing with a mouse in Character Palette
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# they'll find a way to break that, too, don't worry
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# yay! mac user
*types reply on identical keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)
# jizz stains and all
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# *tiny golden typing hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I got the keyboard with the number pad as well.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Tangerine Dream
Dream Nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Are Jaffa having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:45, archived)
# what with that being a mac
I suppose it's appropriate to have a massive arsehole in the middle of the picture..

*shoehorns jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Haha
'Plays like the 'real' game'?? Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Well, American Football, yes!
There's lots of goatseing and button pushing in American Football
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I used to have that game in handheld size, you could literally run circles around the defence
no band-aid, though
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)
# the hand model had to cover the ring somehow so he wouldn't give away his identity
There would have been a lawsuit filed by Goatse Int'l ®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)