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# boxy pointy lady for a thing I'm doing
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# If you want to live in tall buildings the least you could do is microwave your dvds
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# and then throw them at children below?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# no
that sounds horrible, what kind of person would do that
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# well I only did it the once
although there was that time in the summer too. oh and all last week
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I bet you lost horses on this
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# throw horses at children from a tall building?
what kind of a monster do you take me for?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# hort fonster brunt despicable haviour
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Maybe they've got it coming
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# I missed the news that they'd caught them
seeing as they can't be prosecuted maybe they can just be strung up from that bridge?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I phoned Ladbrokes recently asking for odds on Ricky Gervais getting a slap at this year's Golden Globes.
They said they wouldn't allow it as it's a "negative bet"; depending on your point of view, of course.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Hey I was thinking about making a book about all my posts on b3ta where I review them all critically
would you buy this y/n
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# and yes I would critically review every time I have told wobbly bloke to fuck off
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Some have been better than others after all
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# will it come with photographs of you reading the posts?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Only the important ones
with ham fists and white knuckles
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# purchase this y/n
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Kinda looks like Kiera Knightley created herself an XBox avatar.
I like it though.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# way too much weight and hips for Knightley
but the head to body ratio is about right :D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Additionally
the face has insufficient gnops for it to be Knightley.

Last time I checked, her face:head ratio was about 10:90 and increasing.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# nice
how does she smell?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# that's deep, man
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
#
smell balance
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# furnt ellonmuntranztitan mun hurb brurnt
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Nicely done, sir toast
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I am satisfied by the way her breats move
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Filth!
Ive not animated a woman's jubblies since the early days when i was learning Max and discovered the flex modifier!

Is this for a paid job, or are you toiling away for free again?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# ooh don't use Flex for breats, terribly unnatural results
You want a nice spring controller on a bone system

Toiling away for a negative income job again. such is life.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# me too :D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# perfect girl
good looking, great figure - and she doesn't need shoes
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
#

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# this is how aids got spread after she fucked a monkey with her dead footstumps
well done britannia
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# The idea of having to do this, hurts my legs!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# :D

Same!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# they should have a race!
my money's on the below-knee amputee lady.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# I bet you died of friendship disease
do you feel like a vegetable with no way of special preparation?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# somone's nicked his wheels
(and legs)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# She said she was a looker, Moguragunsou lied to me
She said there would be hookers, Moguragunsou lied to me

these women today they bitch and complain they bitch and complain uhh huhhh, uhh huhh.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Nah D:
I did not lie anything to you!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# We cannot talk again until you apologise for that
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Wait. What I said to you?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# you posted a link to the Black Eyed Peas
which is slightly more offensive than calling someone a nazi racist mong with no taste in music.
Never, ever mention the Black Eyed Peas.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# ?
Black Eyed Peas is nazi racist?
I dunno. ):
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Worse.
They are the Black Eyed Peas.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# They are terrible humans who deserve nothing more than to be ignored
I hope your music tastes aren't so full of hatred
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# D:
Heh?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# I don't want to judge you but please don't spread hatred like they do
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# What were they?
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# they were hate
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Where she's going, she doesnt need shoes
(or eyes)

(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# pfft!
may need a Latin dictionary tho
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Foot binding is barbaric and disgusting
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Foi gras is delicious
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# "Lady"?
Yeah right... look at the size of "her" hands!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# very good...
she'll be even better when you give her a nose. :)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# is she married to fat handed t**t? :)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
and yes, the chap in the video with her has even bigger hands
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# That's very, very good
Mmm, big, soft, warm hands... I could use them for... er... weeding the garden.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Nice. I made a boxy thing too.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha
That's good that... more kitchen objects should be anthropomorphised.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# finally someone posts something with normally proportioned hands and head
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# thought you might like her :D
although her feet are clearly a monstrosity to you
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# your determined campaign
is starting to pay dividends, Pedro. The wilderness years are over.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# soon, my friend ...soon
My race of homunculi will take over the world
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I for one welcome our new
amusingly re-proportioned overlords.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# A repost opportunity if anything is!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Love at first slight
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
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(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# If you insist
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:01, archived)
# that's what I'm talking about!
Hey Pedro - look at this:

www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-you-will-never-see-in-real-life

Does number 30 look familiar to you? I reckon it could be yours. Emvee posted this link earlier but I think you missed it...
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# yes, that is my post-processing work :)
Thanks for the link
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# thought so!
the price of internet fame is eternal vigilance... ;)
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I should have picked a more worthy cause :P
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Looking great
She has hands like one of pedrohin's creations.

:D
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)