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# Open wise.(JollyJack(modification by me)LittleMaria)

さあ喰え。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:19, archived)
# i ate a full pineapple this morning
true story
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Including the leafy bit at the top?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# get to fuck
nah, must try it sometime though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I wonder if it's even edible...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I think it's a bit too tough
you could grow a new pineapple from it though and eat that?
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Ahh, so technically you CAN eat it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# i hate it when i open pineapples and find them already half empty
a bit like packets of crisps nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Aw, baby Hitler looks so cute there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Hitler don't eat MilkeyWay.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Looks like he's getting pineapple from off of the jailbait nun
It's a metaphor for the collaboration between the Nazis and the Catholic church in the 1930s leading to the attempted extermination of the Jews, am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# There are not such meaning...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# You're mean
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Haha, sure "there are not such meaning"
but you and I know different, don't we?

Why else the reference to needing a "can opener"? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# I thought it was a Stalin reference
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Stalin don't eat MilkeyWay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# he invented them. Stalin also invented frisbees and Parker pens.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# He is also often mistaken as 'the grandaddy of the porno tache'.
That was Teddy Roosevelt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:05, archived)
# and the placement of the current pope ready for phase 2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Apparently he wasn't a *real* Nazi
he just helped out when they were busy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)
# he was a Nazi, but he didn't inhale
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
# That Jollyjack is always feasting on moist, dripping rings
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# YATTA!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW6M8D41ZWU
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)
# haha, watched half of that
it got too much.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# DON'T FEED HOT COALS TO MONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Oranges give monkey babies
*and a headache
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Poor monkey.. ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# brain monkey eats you
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# soviet brain monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:00, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# How is monky harmed
How ape get pragnent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# hamed monks bottom fronts
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# haha, I think someone now understands b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)
# your nun pic there is one of my favourite things on b3ta
sorry i mean atomic's. didn't realise it was moggy posting
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# I think you mean open wide
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# What is the blue package in the young gentleman's pocket?
Is it a Cadburys Wispa or a biscuit Boost?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Milky Way, apparently
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Eecchh!
It's like a Mars bar with the best bit chewed off. Always last in the Mars selection box and rightly so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:39, archived)
# MilkeyWay
www.retrotvads.com/2011/04/01/1978-milky-way-chocolate-bar/
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Is it the international or the us version?
We need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Ah ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# i like your pics when they're not overtly pervy
there's nothing wrong with an erect milky way in one's pocket, i don't care what the authorities say
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# I want to see a moggy and JJ collaboration
you should pm him.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:39, archived)
# I want to do it.
But I dunno that he can accept...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# I wonder why...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# "when they met, it was moida"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Or sledgehammer to the legs time,
one of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# leghammer?
legume

leghammer

legume

leghammer

legume

leghammer

legume

leghammer

legume

leghammer

Hahah, I find this funny.
It's not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I wouldn't know why, you guys are similarly excellent artists
You should do some sort of witless manga.

I look forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)
# let's script!
squirrels with tits
penguin looking at porn
eyebrow guy, raises eyebrows
spaceship lands
robots with tits
kidnapped
a succession of likely consequences leading to further likely consequences: includes nuns, rape.
space aliens main computer falls in love with eyebrow guy
penguin presses button marked "do not press" after staring at it for several minutes while sweating resisting the urge to press button
everything explodes
run to space ship
crash land in back garden
have barbecue over radiant heat from glowing spaceship engine
witty one liner
arc is complete.

edit: Edited for nuns and rape
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# where do the nuns and rape fit in?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# during the succession of likely consequences, but I'll add it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I look forward to it all becoming reality
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I look forward to the epic animated movie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
# I hope Air do the score for it
them or Kraftwerk
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# That just sounds brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# I for one would absolutely love to see the crossover adventures of paedo-rabbit-nun-thing
meeting up with the Eyebrow Man, the cat-woman-hybrid-thing and that nondescript little blobby thing with glasses
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# one can only aspire to be able to imagine the kinds of variety and punchlines that will ensue.
I reckon Moggy should do the script. Either of them could do the art, it's pretty much like identikit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
#
BIG R
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# you spelt yay wrong
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# And 'moggy'
Mongy is someone entirely different, over on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# tinned fruit is fake
everyone needs a pineapple peeler
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I love tinned fruit
Because of cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Too much sugary syrup will make you crazy and hyperacti...
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Yummy.
Its tasty. :9
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# I hope you brush your teeth afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# OK I'll.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)