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# Yum Yum Maria :D
I draw Hitler!! Hahaha!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# *calls waiter*
Sorry. Could I possible have me dessert to go?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Did you order the Reich Pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)
# That takes guts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# let's tasty hitler cutlet!
\o/ yay \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Personally I like a Stalin Kiev.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# what about a carne mussolini ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Do not order the George Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# christ mate! too late, I had that, my guts were getting free'd for a week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# It loosened the bladder too
Pissin' Accomplished.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# In the words of Tank GIrl...
...anyone fancy a Garibaldi?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# I think you may have completely missed the paper and drawn Hitler on your desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# You know it's Hitler because he had his intestine tattooed from the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# .. by a tattooist using a mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Dooo theeey knooow iiit's Hiiitleeer tiiime aaaat aaaaaall!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Hitler is very juicy for his age and lack of life signs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# hitlers, cloned and frozen
gotta be bernard matthews innit

hitler ham

all the texture of ham, with none of the taste of hitler, now available kosher.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Quickly followed by the tasty meat-free Hitler Quornburger.
The taste of Hitler without meat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Om nom nom nom. But what is this?...
damn if it isn't Jamie Oliver appearing out of the mockney void world portal to condemn the eating of processed Hitler meat as it's not good for us, innit! Fuck you portal jumping Jamie Oliver and your meat sanctions!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I'll bloody squeeze hitler through the fine mesh surrounding the school grounds if it means our kids get a traditional lunchtime treat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I practically lived of Hitler Burgers and SS Chips when i was at school and it never did me any harm, mein Furher!!
*wrestles with arm that's trying to salute*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# quoted Enith Bidet, Representative for BNP, Hornchurch, Essex.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Hitler is on ze rag?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# meh

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# what a bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# oh that hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# John Cleese has had a new hair cut?
Don't mention the...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Who'd have thought that loveable scamp Hitler could be so cruel?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Ha! Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# haha!
- the more I find out about this Hitler chap the less I like him...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Hahaha..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:41, archived)
# b3ta BOURBON FOX; ART BASE MOGGY


I get back from the pub, rather pissed, to see THIS?!

... alrighty. I'mma go make some noodles. Have this shit drawing in the time being.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# well...
私は本当にこのような状況ではヒトラーに何が起こったのか全く理解がありません。それはすべて私のようなやや奇妙に当たる、私は、そうなると言うだろう。今日私はテスコからチキンカレーを持っていた、それは鶏肉とカレーの両方の光だった。それは、いくつかの小さな方法で"オードトワレプーレ"で、より多くの米の付加価値税のようだった。私は同意することができる確信しているので、これは、私はむしろ悲しい作られた、目下の問題は私がピザ屋に行くとそれ以上の私があきらめて死ぬだけ必要素敵な鶏のピザを取得する必要があります、ですか。

if this actually translated I'll be bloody amazed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# If this is about Hitler being in trouble and Tesco chicken curry...
*gets out clipboard* I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# let's cheering!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:42, archived)
# CONGLATURATION ! ! ! YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jApJb2hVHQw
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I've no idea what the last sentence means
but I think there's a hero resting mini-game.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
#
すべてのカットは、犬をされ、それによって吸収されます。
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# *applauds*
私は私の手を拍手

マリアは10インチの陰茎を持っています
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# yes
I expect so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
#
多分彼の足だけで成長していた？
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# You need to get a Do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Lizard paper spock.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Oh thanks!! I glad!! ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
#
gl m
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
d n
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
#
n sturbating wildly over bukkake paedo porn made 'acceptable' by yiff-ifying it with a tail...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Yep, that's our Moggy alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# yep!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Unless you've been in the pub since 11:30am...
you're doing it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# I've been sat in uni since about 3pm, then drinking from then till now...
...and after tea, probably carrying on after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# You fucking bastard!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# There must be some sort of Countdown-related drinking game for people at uni?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# If you manage to spell a swear word, or make it through the show without becoming severely depressed, take a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# shot for every "please carol" "and another" and one for every "from the top" ie 2 from the top means 2 shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Fuck... if I ever get so depressed as to watch Countdown, I'm so doing that.
My favourite is the Batman drinking game, whilst watching an episode of the 1960s Batman show, every time the word 'bat' is used, drink.

I was fucking hammered.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Thus raising old people's blood pressures, killing off many...
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# my pressure's building
that's fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# So's mine.
I mean, Daily Mail? COME ON. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
# The Daily Hate Mail. Shittiest paper in the world. Ever.
Just reading the letters page can get me shouting at the paper and my blood boiling, but the online version has some of the highest res images around for image sources...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Usually nicked from other sources. No shit, they're bad for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:44, archived)
# When Rachel Riley says Hi on Countdown
Thousands of men all over the UK have sudden strokes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Someone's been playing MGS2 :)
(Poison-System-X, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# YES! SOMEONE KNOWS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Haha! How could anyone forget that ... Along with Naked Raiden ... *shudders*
(Poison-System-X, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Brr... I'd forgotten about that o_o
"WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# ¬_¬ You got a lot of guts oscar
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMKN1tYknE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:42, archived)
# leave hitler alone :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# What he lacked in testicular quantity, he made up for in length.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmVxqN4rg1c
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I've only just realized
but the font at the top of this picture is fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:41, archived)
# could you do freebase next please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
# I think she is already freebasing :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# ^What she said XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# haha that's one of the more likely explanations, I agree
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# in her sleep
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Now that's a man sized snack!
Nicely ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# arent you dead already?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)